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Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

Posted on: June 25, 2009 10:59 am
 
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June Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 13
2. kmvenne 10
3. ktopp24 9
4. Dutch Boy 6
4. HALOS2 6
4. Mister Peabody 6
5. D2Moo 5
6. Beevillian 4
7. River_Rat 3
7. howie115 3
7. lbjohn99 3
7. skinsink 3
7. WarpedMind 3
8. Hoosier Mick 2
8. Tarheel_rockman 2
8. theriverrock 2
8. BuccinGator 2
9. Banned Poster 1
9. NCAABKJNKY81 1
9. NFL-Solomon 1
9. mlathrop3 1
9. b_lewis93 1
9. petesabearsfan 1
9. chmearm2 1
9. ATLBravesN2007 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne


How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: June 25, 2009 2:50 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

Thanks kmvenne.  Always loved the old "A Poem by Henry Gibson" segment from the old Laugh In show and the limerick just fit today.  Glad you enjoyed it.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: June 25, 2009 2:45 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

For the record.....

#1 - ...this is a picture of a guy holding a stick featuring Obama's likeness.

#2 - ...this is John Daly laughing at a guy holding a bottle of champagne.

#3 - ...this is a dude wearing a Jimmy Carter mask and he has a traffic cone on his head.

#4 - ...this is a picture of a shadowy figure near a building with a big soccer ball sticker on it. Apparently this is in South Africa.

#5 - ...this is a picture of hockey players signing autographs and there is a statue of a grotesquely large man behind them.



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: June 25, 2009 2:43 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

1) Hey kids! How's your summer going? Is Daddy out of work? Has mom taken half your allowance to redistribute it amongst the other kids in the neighborhood? Having a hard time keeping up with all that sex education homework from your 3rd grade teacher? Is Dick Cheney hiding in your closet at night? Well.. CHEER UP! Nothing like a cold and refreshing treat to lift your spirits - so the next time you hear that ice cream man pull 'round the corner in his eco-friendly hybrid truck, ask mom & dad to check for spare change under the chair cushions and go grab yourself an OBAMAPOP! OBAMAPOPS come in six new and exciting flavors - Blueberry Bailout, Obama Mama, Baracky Road, McCain & Macadamia (plain old vanilla ice cream, a little nuts), 'Ebony Jet' Jamoca, and of course, Mint - which is "all you can eat" - we'll just keep making more!  
i second/third/fourth that.  that was daaaaam good.  i love a well done political satire. Cool
the mccain line was freakin great



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: June 25, 2009 2:32 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

) Hey kids! How's your summer going? Is Daddy out of work? Has mom taken half your allowance to redistribute it amongst the other kids in the neighborhood? Having a hard time keeping up with all that sex education homework from your 3rd grade teacher? Is Dick Cheney hiding in your closet at night? Well.. CHEER UP! Nothing like a cold and refreshing treat to lift your spirits - so the next time you hear that ice cream man pull 'round the corner in his eco-friendly hybrid truck, ask mom & dad to check for spare change under the chair cushions and go grab yourself an OBAMAPOP! OBAMAPOPS come in six new and exciting flavors - Blueberry Bailout, Obama Mama, Baracky Road, McCain & Macadamia (plain old vanilla ice cream, a little nuts), 'Ebony Jet' Jamoca, and of course, Mint - which is "all you can eat" - we'll just keep making more

This is going to be hard to beat.   That was funny!!



Since: Sep 4, 2006
Posted on: June 25, 2009 2:29 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

1.  I think I see a Biden on a stick over there.

4.  The goalie is going to have to pay for that.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: June 25, 2009 2:27 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

For the record, Picture #4 was taken in South Africa.
yippee



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: June 25, 2009 2:25 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

For the record, Picture #4 was taken in South Africa.



Thank you for clearing that up for us.  I was dying to know.



Since: Aug 23, 2007
Posted on: June 25, 2009 2:06 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

For the record, Picture #4 was taken in South Africa.



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: June 25, 2009 2:05 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

1) Hey kids! How's your summer going? Is Daddy out of work? Has mom taken half your allowance to redistribute it amongst the other kids in the neighborhood? Having a hard time keeping up with all that sex education homework from your 3rd grade teacher? Is Dick Cheney hiding in your closet at night? Well.. CHEER UP! Nothing like a cold and refreshing treat to lift your spirits - so the next time you hear that ice cream man pull 'round the corner in his eco-friendly hybrid truck, ask mom & dad to check for spare change under the chair cushions and go grab yourself an OBAMAPOP! OBAMAPOPS come in six new and exciting flavors - Blueberry Bailout, Obama Mama, Baracky Road, McCain & Macadamia (plain old vanilla ice cream, a little nuts), 'Ebony Jet' Jamoca, and of course, Mint - which is "all you can eat" - we'll just keep making more!  



Since: Apr 23, 2008
Posted on: June 25, 2009 1:44 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

Putting them all together for you.

1) Don't give me that look Obama! You dont have to rub in the fact that you're taking all my money.
2) You found it! I guess I'm gonna have to move my energy drinks to a new cabinet.
3) Yes thats a great idea! Lets have a botox party!
4) This is complicated. My dreams of becoming a soccer player have come back to haunt me...and my boss's office.
5) Ask your doctor about Captainonastickalis. Some common side effects are foggy sight, a great amount of alarm when first taken, and a decrease in gravity. If you experience any of these side effects call your mother immediately.


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