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Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

Posted on: June 25, 2009 10:59 am
 
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June Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 13
2. kmvenne 10
3. ktopp24 9
4. Dutch Boy 6
4. HALOS2 6
4. Mister Peabody 6
5. D2Moo 5
6. Beevillian 4
7. River_Rat 3
7. howie115 3
7. lbjohn99 3
7. skinsink 3
7. WarpedMind 3
8. Hoosier Mick 2
8. Tarheel_rockman 2
8. theriverrock 2
8. BuccinGator 2
9. Banned Poster 1
9. NCAABKJNKY81 1
9. NFL-Solomon 1
9. mlathrop3 1
9. b_lewis93 1
9. petesabearsfan 1
9. chmearm2 1
9. ATLBravesN2007 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne


How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: June 25, 2009 1:07 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

4) Vin Diesel stars in his latest movie,  Fast and Furious:  Driving Balls to the Wall.



Since: Nov 25, 2006
Posted on: June 25, 2009 1:05 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

#4 "GGGoooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaa....ooooooo

ooooohhhhhhhhhhccccrrrraaaaappppp!!!!"



Since: Apr 23, 2008
Posted on: June 25, 2009 1:05 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

2) You found it! I guess I'm gonna have to move my energy drinks to a new cabinet.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: June 25, 2009 1:00 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

#5 - During his whole time with the Addams Family, Lurch always wanted to be a hockey player. But no NHL teams would take a chance on a guy with insufficient vocabulary, an inability to bend his knees, a tendancy to body check the other players through the plexiglass, and who always demanded to open the penalty box door for everybody. Plus nobody could find a helmet big enough to fit his giant head.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: June 25, 2009 12:55 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

Be on the lookout for these 2009 Summer Blockbuster releases!

ROFLOL, BigBlu!!!  Sad thing is your stuff is more original than 90% of what Hollywood's producing these days.



Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: June 25, 2009 12:54 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

1.  Minnesota State Fair offers a sneak preview of the spendiest food item to be sold this fall: stimulus package on a stick.

2.  "Ha haaah!  Yeah, man!  Make it rain till they hafta squeegee the fairways!"

3.  So that's what the Dalai Lama looks like without grasses.

4.  Despite the apparent success of the latest Al Qaida attack, Bin Laden condemns militants for failing to use FIFA approved gear.

5.  In another example of botched planning, the Quebec Nordiques order the wrong props for their goodwill tour.



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: June 25, 2009 12:50 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

The Photo Caption Contest goes to HOLLYWOOD!

Be on the lookout for these 2009 Summer Blockbuster releases!


1) What happens when a strung-out serial dismemberer teams up with the President of the United states for a road trip? Dude, Where's my Body?

2) Not to be outdone by the remake of FootlooseDirty Dancing producer Kenny Ortega hangs up his dancing shoes and takes to the golf course for a screen-sizzling romance between Johnny "White Castle" Daly and a myriad of potent potables... "Nobody puts Baby in a cooler" in Dirty Drinking. 

3) An aging Michael Douglas reunites with director Robert Zemekis to reprise his role as adventurer-turned-highway department constructionist 'Jack Colton' in Romancing the Cone.

4) No summer would be complete without Rick Moranis as that clumsy wanna-be scientist/father Wayne Szlalinski - and hijinx ensue when he gets a little too involved in a domestic dispute between an all-star soccer player and his pop-singer wife in Honey, I Blew Up the Beckhams!

5) And finally... Billy Crystal takes another stab as movie agent Sammy Kamin, only this time around he's left the cutthroat life of Hollywood to run his own gay speed dating service. But when a skyscraping skater named Olaf comes to find the man of his dreams, Sammy hits 'gay dirt' as he sees the dollar signs of a reality TV show in My Jezebel Giant



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: June 25, 2009 12:32 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

Yea, these pictures are neat, but what happened next???

1) Barack's big smile turned to a frown, when he realized he was at a soccer match, not a basketball game.

2) John Daly literally ate the bottle of champagne, then asked when the main course was showing up.

3) The party really got started for this elderly man, as Betty White showed up with a party platter of prunes, a handle of ovaltine, and season 11 of Matlock on Betamax

4) AIG paid the insurance claim on the building, by giving all of it's senior executives another 5 million dollars each.

5) A life sized puck turned into a giant Toronto Maple Leaf, and they both started fighting, and the NHL/Transformers 2 cross promotion was a grand success.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: June 25, 2009 12:15 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi. Hahaha that one was my all time favorite ones!

The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky, except for the part about planting apple trees...and not raping men.





Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: June 25, 2009 12:06 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

5) The man once scored 100 goals while hungover on straight rum! He once gave the ref a double major for looking at him the wrong way. He's the greatest Canadian ever to lace them up! He was a son of a b!tch who slept with all of our wives and pucnhed us all in the face! To BILL BRASKY!


That was awesome.  I remember that SNL Skit.   

He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.


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