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Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

Posted on: June 25, 2009 10:59 am
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June Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 13
2. kmvenne 10
3. ktopp24 9
4. Dutch Boy 6
4. HALOS2 6
4. Mister Peabody 6
5. D2Moo 5
6. Beevillian 4
7. River_Rat 3
7. howie115 3
7. lbjohn99 3
7. skinsink 3
7. WarpedMind 3
8. Hoosier Mick 2
8. Tarheel_rockman 2
8. theriverrock 2
8. BuccinGator 2
9. Banned Poster 1
9. NCAABKJNKY81 1
9. NFL-Solomon 1
9. mlathrop3 1
9. b_lewis93 1
9. petesabearsfan 1
9. chmearm2 1
9. ATLBravesN2007 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne


How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


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Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: June 25, 2009 12:06 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

#1 - Ever since Obama became the spokesperson for Jenny Craig, the pounds just seem to falling off.



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: June 25, 2009 12:01 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

2)  As the non-alcholic champagne moved closer,  John began to cringe, shrivel up, and explode right on the 18th green.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: June 25, 2009 11:58 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

1) Fans sitting behind the big Barack Obama head may have inadvertently have come up with Obama's 2012 campaign slogan "Barack Obama: He makes a better door then a window!". Hey, it's as substantive as the whole "change" deal...

2) "Champagne in the morning! Hahaha, what are you, some sort of amateur? Bring me a jug of XXX moonshine and a carton of Camels by 9:00 am or don't come back!"

3) I've never heard pubic crabs referred to exactly as "party animals", but I guess you can make the argument, and it is always nice to caution people about them...

4) Whoever let Godzilla rent "Bend it like Beckham" has a lot of explaining to do to Tokyo hotel owners.

5) The man once scored 100 goals while hungover on straight rum! He once gave the ref a double major for looking at him the wrong way. He's the greatest Canadian ever to lace them up! He was a son of a b!tch who slept with all of our wives and pucnhed us all in the face! To BILL BRASKY!



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: June 25, 2009 11:55 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

#4 - For Maurice, being born little and living in a miniature world was very tough. But being next to a human sized soccer field was even tougher. Especially since 3-4 times a year a stray ball would smash into his apartment building.



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: June 25, 2009 11:54 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

3) Having problems with the younger ladies??  Try these Ted Kennedy masks for only $9.99!!.  You'll be driving with a young beauty and into a lake in no time at all!!



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: June 25, 2009 11:47 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

2) John,  you dropped this back on the 13th fairway.



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: June 25, 2009 11:42 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

5) Gordie Howe's age is taking a toll.  He now requires other to help him do his autograph sessions.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: June 25, 2009 11:40 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

#1 - In order to defend against an assassination attempt, Secret Service came up with this plan in hopes that it would fool a would-be shooter.



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: June 25, 2009 11:38 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

5) More puzzling than the fact that people would actually pay money to see the *world's* largest fusilli Maurice Richard, is that they waited in line for hours to pay for something they'd already been looking at while standing in line.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: June 25, 2009 11:38 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

3. "I am The Great Coneholio!"

I almost didn't do one for #3.  If you could vote for yourself, Joe, you'd win hands down for this one.  Should have saved it for when Kmvenne gets to run things.


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