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Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

Posted on: June 25, 2009 10:59 am
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June Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 13
2. kmvenne 10
3. ktopp24 9
4. Dutch Boy 6
4. HALOS2 6
4. Mister Peabody 6
5. D2Moo 5
6. Beevillian 4
7. River_Rat 3
7. howie115 3
7. lbjohn99 3
7. skinsink 3
7. WarpedMind 3
8. Hoosier Mick 2
8. Tarheel_rockman 2
8. theriverrock 2
8. BuccinGator 2
9. Banned Poster 1
9. NFL-Solomon 1
9. mlathrop3 1
9. b_lewis93 1
9. petesabearsfan 1
9. chmearm2 1
9. ATLBravesN2007 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: June 25, 2009 11:15 am

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

1. Obama supporters were mortified when this photo was published in Newsweek, and immediately accused republicans of attempting to make Barack look fat.  

Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: June 25, 2009 11:14 am

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

  1. What's more patriotic than supporting the President and... wearing gear from The North Face?
  2. Ha ha ha.  Is that all you got?  Dude, that won't even get me to the turn.
  3. Is he a party animal, or just the highway department's way of sprucing up those plain jane orange construction cones?
  4. To quote AC/DC, "Balls to the wall, we've all got big balls."  True for this picture. 
  5. The spectre of Claude Lemeiux loomed heavily over the signing players.

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: June 25, 2009 11:02 am

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

1. While the Obama puppet didn't exactly make sense at the soccer game, everyone agreed that, at least, it was way less creepy than the one he brought the previous week. You know, the Joe Biden one with the mouth hole cut out.

2. "Ha ha! Yeah, you caught me. I drank it all and replaced it with water again! Ha! Oh... and you might not want to try and make any rum and cokes either! Man, I am so loaded... What tournament is this?!"

3. "I am The Great Coneholio!"

4. See. I told you that soccer would ruin this country.

5. Todd wasn't all that happy about the artist's decision to portray him just seconds after the Zamboni drove over his wrists, shattering them, and ending his career.

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