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Photo Caption Contest: Worst. Theme. Ever.

Posted on: June 29, 2009 10:53 am
 
With the majority of this weekend's sports attention turned to interleague play, NASCAR and even soccer, I was worried that many of you might have inadvertently missed out on the legendary spectacle that is Turkish, man-on-man oil wrestling . Frown



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June Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 16
2. kmvenne 12
3. ktopp24 9
4. Dutch Boy 6
4. HALOS2 6
4. Mister Peabody 6
5. D2Moo 5
6. Beevillian 4
7. River_Rat 3
7. howie115 3
7. lbjohn99 3
7. skinsink 3
7. WarpedMind 3
8. Hoosier Mick 2
8. Tarheel_rockman 2
8. theriverrock 2
8. BuccinGator 2
9. Banned Poster 1
9. NCAABKJNKY81 1
9. NFL-Solomon 1
9. mlathrop3 1
9. turbozo 1
9. b_lewis93 1
9. petesabearsfan 1
9. chmearm2 1
9. ATLBravesN2007 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Jul 1, 2008
Posted on: June 30, 2009 8:03 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Worst. Theme. Ever.

Picture 3
Do it again, do it right NOW!!!

Picture 5
I swear her bobbs were this big!!!



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: June 29, 2009 10:15 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Worst. Theme. Ever.

ktopp24
#1 - Is it me or does it look like the bellybutton of the guy on the left is blowing me a kiss? Either that or he has a fish lodged in his gut.

ktopp24
#2 - Always the unorthodox ones, Nickelback holds a Triathalon to find their new guitarist. The games will consist of surfing, a tattoo flex off, and a discussion on what the name Nickelback actually means.

D2Moo
3.  Somewhere, Garrett Morris is proud he still inspires legions of people to imitate his method of allowing the hearing impaired to understand the spoken word.

ktopp24
#4 - Without lubrication, there was no way that Brad was going to fit into his 6th grade Darth Vader costume.

Mister Peabody
5.  How many umpires does it take to shut Ozzie up?  Sorry! Trick question!  It's IMPOSSIBLE to shut Ozzie up....




kmvenne
You are cordially invited to...

1) Sautee your meat all over this Crisco basted cookware, if you know what I mean.
2) the Matthew McConaughey act-a-like contest!
3) ...stop just staring at it and go lollipop all over that nipple already.
4) the NAMBLA's Halloween Party. Prizes at the door for least straight costumes!
5) ...go to hell, you stupid $%*$# pieces of &$#%, dirty &#^!%>{ers.


June Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 16
2. kmvenne 13
3. ktopp24 12
4. Mister Peabody 7
5. Dutch Boy 6
5. HALOS2 6
5. D2Moo 6
6. Beevillian 4
7. River_Rat 3
7. howie115 3
7. lbjohn99 3
7. skinsink 3
7. WarpedMind 3
8. Hoosier Mick 2
8. Tarheel_rockman 2
8. theriverrock 2
8. BuccinGator 2
9. Banned Poster 1
9. NCAABKJNKY81 1
9. NFL-Solomon 1
9. mlathrop3 1
9. turbozo 1
9. b_lewis93 1
9. petesabearsfan 1
9. chmearm2 1
9. ATLBravesN2007 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: June 29, 2009 6:56 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Worst. Theme. Ever.

The Photo Caption Contest salute to perception and context.. as in GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS quotes!

1) "I want to tell you something... your life is your own. You have a contract with your wife? You have certain things you do jointly, you have a bond there... and then there are other things, and those things are yours. You needn't feel ashamed, you needn't feel that you're being untrue... or that she would abandon you if she knew.  This is your life."

2) "I swear it's not a world of MEN, Machine... We are the members of a dying breed."

3) " Will you get out of here? Will you get out of here? Will you? I'm trying to run an office here. Will you go to lunch? Go to lunch!
WILL YOU GO TO LUNCH?!"
 
4) "(That) Cop couldn't find his d*ck with two hands and a map."

5) "All I'm saying is that you do not know your job! A man IS his job - and you are f**ked at yours!!"



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: June 29, 2009 6:25 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Worst. Theme. Ever.

5. Umpires are beginning to get sick of Ozzie screaming "SHARON!!!!", followed by "Just kidding, that's the other Ozzie" every time he came out to argue a call.



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: June 29, 2009 6:21 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Worst. Theme. Ever.

3. Unfortunately for Olaf, he was about to find out why they really call Juan the "Midfield Maestro".



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: June 29, 2009 6:17 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Worst. Theme. Ever.

4. It soon became evident to the other party goers that Ryan was NOT gay. The chastity belt was one thing, but when they found he'd been using crib notes he'd written on his hand like "I enjoy the gay sex you give me" his cover had been blown. And not in a good way.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: June 29, 2009 6:05 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Worst. Theme. Ever.

Thanks Tarheel.  We used to come up behind people we knew in college and start yelling like Garrett.  Reason I thought of him was he is now doing some commericals again.  Unfortunately for the product, all I notice is, "Hey, that's Garrett Morris.  He isn't dead yet."



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: June 29, 2009 5:47 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Worst. Theme. Ever.

LOL Hoosier Mick!  Nice catch!  That's the "shirts"!Wink



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: June 29, 2009 4:42 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Worst. Theme. Ever.

Ozzie to Umpires, "Did you guys see what Joe did to the Caption Contest today? I'm starting to wonder about that guy! I mean... one or two "dude" pictures is one thing, but I need my daily perky-puppy-peek! Doesn't he know that I get really grumpy when I don't get my PPP fix?!?! Seriously, the only picture (other than the one we're in) that the dudes were wearing shits shirts has a guy talking to another guy's chest who's named KAKA! There may need to be an intervention!"

Oops!



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: June 29, 2009 4:34 pm
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