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Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

Posted on: July 1, 2009 12:13 pm
 
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July Scoreboard
No scores yet.
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne


How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Mar 23, 2007
Posted on: July 11, 2009 7:40 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

#1. Wheres the beef?

#2. He juices me, he juices me not, he juices meeee.

#3. One down, three to go.

#4. Your going to do what with that?

#5. Hair dog be gone.




Since: Jun 17, 2008
Posted on: July 6, 2009 6:54 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

#1 - Mike Ditka begins the one-legged shorts fad.

#2 - The good old days...when Barry's helmet fit and Bobby had skills.



Since: Feb 8, 2009
Posted on: July 6, 2009 3:44 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

Pic 2- Where the roids at man?!?!?!

Pic 4- Where did you get that man its orange?? Basketballs are red right??

Pic 3- Me so horny!!

Pic1- This shorts have a nice brezze in them!!



Since: Feb 8, 2009
Posted on: July 2, 2009 7:21 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

missed it by that much....



Since: Feb 8, 2009
Posted on: July 2, 2009 7:17 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

1. The only thing "permanent" was the hairdo.

2. As a kid I always wanted to grow up to be hated (which is another way for people to express they wish they were me).

3. It all began here.  The redhead conspiracy to ruin the man for preferring blonds.  No one know how far they would go.

4. No, not "put the ball on my finger".  Pull my finger. 

5. The planning for the chest hair comb-over began long ago.  Yet abandoned due to Wimbledon rules of decorum.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 2, 2009 12:47 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

kmvenne
1) How tough was Ditka? He invented the first hands free communcations device, when he took a walkie talkie and bolted a metal casing to  his own skull to drop it in, seen here.

theriverrock
#2 Bonds: "Nah, I don't need that pine tar, Bobby.  Natural, God given talent's what's gonna get me to the Hall of Fame."

@mped4
#3 With one blonde out of the picture only two more to go before the real killer gets to be the only girl in OJ's arms. And she looks determined

Ifonlyweknew
4) " Hey Larry, who you got in the Lakers/Celtics match up. Russel or Chamberlain? Could that rivalary get any better man?"

ktopp24
#5 - And Macgyver was able to escape the room just before the bomb exploded by using a tennis racket, a crumpled up piece of paper, a 1/2 eaten potato chip, 3 rubberbands, a bottle of hair gel, a filling from his tooth, and paperclip.


WarpedMind
Last known photo of:

   1. The transition from short shorts to long shorts in sports.
   2. Barry in a helmet that fits.
   3. O.J. failing to beat a woman.
   4. White guy dominating a basketball game.
   5. Tennis player who failed to grunt after a shot.


July Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 1
1. theriverrock 1
1. @mped4 1
1. Ifonlyweknew 1
1. ktopp24 1
1. WarpedMind 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne




Since: Jun 25, 2009
Posted on: July 1, 2009 11:48 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

Pic 1: OK Walter I wore the shorts, now what?...Walter, what are you doing back there!
Pic 2: Really, the juice makes it BIGGER.
Pic 3: I don't believe in gay marriage either girls.
Pic 4: Did you spit on that?
Pic 5: I'll get the room.  You slip into something a little more comfortable.



Since: Mar 18, 2009
Posted on: July 1, 2009 11:39 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

Andre Agasi - Colin Farrell:  Same biological father?  You be the judge!!




Since: Mar 7, 2008
Posted on: July 1, 2009 10:12 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

3) It still blows my mind how great Kato Kaelin (second from the right) looked in the 80's.



Since: Mar 7, 2008
Posted on: July 1, 2009 10:06 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

5) The legend and origin of Andre's hair: While being asked by his stylist if he wanted to try and dye it, he was hitting on a beautiful fan a chair over and mistakenly replied by saying, "how about just the tip?"


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