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Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

Posted on: July 1, 2009 12:13 pm
 
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July Scoreboard
No scores yet.
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne


How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 1, 2009 1:08 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

Porn 'Stache's throughout the years:

#1 - Mike Ditka tried his hand at the gay porn industry in 1986. The title of his movie was "The Jim McMahon-o-man Experience". It wasn't well received after the "Superbowl Shuffle" debacle.

#2 - Barry Bonds gave porn a shot in 1991 with a flick entitled "Nailing a Hoe-mer in Pittsburgh". It was doing pretty well until the 'roids era hit.

#3 - Although OJ was forced to shave his porn 'stache for this photo shoot, he is still widely recognized as have one of the best in history. You can check it out in his most famous movie "The Juice is Loose".

#4 - Way back in 1976 Earvin Johnson was just a college kid looking to make a little extra cash. So he turned to porn. After 2 failed attempts at super stardom, he finally broke through into the mainstream market with a movie entitled "Magic Lotion".

#5 - After a failed attempt at romancing Brooke Shields, Andre of course fell back on porn to bring him out of his funk. His one try was a group sex movie called "Deuce. Love. Advantage Me".



Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: July 1, 2009 12:51 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

5. Tennis players always come up with the sneakiest ways to flip off the officials at the end of a match.




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 1, 2009 12:51 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

5. You know a guy is pulling a ton chicks when he comes out to center court half dressed and holding a string of condoms.



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: July 1, 2009 12:49 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

#4)  "...OK, let's try it again.... Now you see it, and now..."



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: July 1, 2009 12:48 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

#4) One of Magic's early attempts to make the ball disappear, right before Larry Byrd actually does. 



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: July 1, 2009 12:45 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

#3)  The reason blondes made it onto the Endangered Species List...



Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: July 1, 2009 12:43 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

Remember When??

1. Short shorts were for more than just basketball?

2. Baseball players didn't need baggy uniforms?

3. OJ Simpson wasn't under police escort?

4. They couldn't photograph below the belt because of the short shorts?

5. Wimbledon wasn't as strict about the all-white clothing rules?




Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: July 1, 2009 12:43 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

1.  Bill Swerski: That's right. Da question is: Now, did God create Da Bears, and make them superior to all teams? Or is he simply a huge fan, and Ditka made them superior to all other teams?

Absolutely classic, DMoo...



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: July 1, 2009 12:40 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

1) Can't you just imagine this version of Mike in that wedding picture with Ricky Williams.

2) "I'm telling you, Bobby.  My ultimate goal for my career is to get my head up to a size 9."

3) Any of you ladies want to check out my "Naked Gun?"

4) Larry always was a sucker for the old "pull my finger" gag.

5) What Andre's kids have to look forward to in just a few years.  Muy Macho.



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: July 1, 2009 12:40 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

1)  Unfortunately for his wife, Mike's "Iron Mike" moniker was only waist-up.



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