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Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

Posted on: July 1, 2009 12:13 pm
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July Scoreboard
No scores yet.
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne


How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


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Comments

Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: July 1, 2009 5:51 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

5.  But Ktopp was beaten with the racket as he came storming the court to get some of his much sought after man fur.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: July 1, 2009 5:49 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

4.  OK off the finger....off the afro.....off the spartan guy.......nothing but net.  Swish!!!



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: July 1, 2009 5:48 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

2.  Cork in your bat.........Come on Barry ya gotta make a bigger statement.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: July 1, 2009 5:47 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

1. And then Mike put on the roller blades on his way to the Metrodome, AKA Rolledome.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: July 1, 2009 5:46 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

3. Naw Nichole, I've never been with any of these girls.  I tell you what, If I'm lying may I kill you and another guy!



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: July 1, 2009 5:45 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

5.  Why do I have the sudden urge to mow my lawn???



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: July 1, 2009 5:44 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

2.  Pre-roids - Barry needs gloves to enhance his grip.

Post-roids - Barry's grip turns bat into sawdust.



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: July 1, 2009 5:41 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

4.  Magic:  "I'm so blockin that shot!"
 Larry: "Hmmm the not-so-Magic 8 Ball says [shake shake shake], 'don't count on it'!"  Swish!



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 1, 2009 5:04 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

#5 - And Macgyver was able to escape the room just before the bomb exploded by using a tennis racket, a crumpled up piece of paper, a 1/2 eaten potato chip, 3 rubberbands, a bottle of hair gel, a filling from his tooth, and paperclip. 



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: July 1, 2009 4:56 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

#5 Agassi (deep in thought): "You know, I've often times wished that my racket were also a mirror.  That way I could stare lovingly at the magnificence that is my mullet even during matches." 



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