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Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

Posted on: July 1, 2009 12:13 pm
 
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July Scoreboard
No scores yet.
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne


How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: July 1, 2009 4:45 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

#2 Bonds: "Nah, I don't need that pine tar, Bobby.  Natural, God given talent's what's gonna get me to the Hall of Fame."

#3 Redhead (through gritted teeth): "Just keep smiling, girls.  I'm sure he'll leave in a minute." 




Since: Jun 29, 2009
Posted on: July 1, 2009 4:44 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

1.  Do these shorts make me look fat?

2.  C'mon Bobby, nobody cheats with pine tar anymore.  If u want to get big and famous, u come talk to me .

3.  After 6 months in prison, Frank, Harvey and Bernard are starting to look better and better each day.

4.  Hey Larry, why don't u come over here and pull my finger.

5.  And the winner of the 1988 Lorenzo Lamas look-alike contest is....



Since: May 21, 2009
Posted on: July 1, 2009 4:28 pm
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Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 1, 2009 4:18 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

#5 -- YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF... You need an instruction sheet in your hand to figure out that's not a flyswatter you're holding.
Rednecks use bug-zappers. Everybody knows that. Wink



Since: Feb 4, 2008
Posted on: July 1, 2009 4:16 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

1. I don't know what's tighter these shorts or the curls in my perm.
2. Hey Bobby rub these stuff on your bat it will make it bigger and stronger, I tasted it, it tastes good.
3. So many white women, which one should I kill.
4. That's how Magoc got HIV, he fingered Larry Bird's balls.
5. I am the love child of Billy Ray Cyrus and Fabio.



Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: July 1, 2009 3:51 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

Some retro songs to go along with the Retro photos...

#1 -- "Legs" (ZZ Top)
#2 -- "The End of the Innocence" (Don Henley)
#3 -- "Killer on the Loose" (Thin Lizzy)
#4 -- "I Put a Spell on You" (CCR)
#5 -- "Achy Breaky Heart" (Billy Ray Cyrus)

 




Since: Apr 10, 2009
Posted on: July 1, 2009 3:45 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

In the world of gay pride

1) mikes wondering what the fridge is hiding

2) baseball players are massaging there wood

3) OJ is caught trying to lie again

4) magic is amazed by what bird is packing, and his eyes tell it all

5) andre cant help but notice how his purple tape accents his yellow racket




Since: Apr 10, 2009
Posted on: July 1, 2009 3:37 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

#3 With one blonde out of the picture only two more to go before the real killer gets to be the only girl in OJ's arms. And she looks determined



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 1, 2009 3:07 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

#2 - "Ya see Barry, you can only go up this far with the pine tar. Remember George Brett, you don't want to have to do that to an umpire. You might mess up that pretty face of yours." 



Since: Jul 17, 2008
Posted on: July 1, 2009 3:05 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

1) Just when everyone thinks Ditka is a hard ass, pictures come out with him holding the players hands.


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