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Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

Posted on: July 1, 2009 12:13 pm
 
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July Scoreboard
No scores yet.
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne


How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: July 1, 2009 2:25 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

1. "NEERRRDDS!"
Ha! Coach Harris - good one!

What a great line from Revenge of the Nerds: "You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope - some day my son will grow to be a man. Well look at you now. You just got your ***es whipped by a bunch of g**damn nerds. NERDS!"



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: July 1, 2009 2:22 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

What they were thinking...

1. "I don't know where the wife found this new 'Consort' hair spray, but damn..."

2. "We're so good, we'll still be around the majors in the year 2009 - unlike that loser, Andy Van Slyke."

3. "Oh yeah, that's right. I'm a real, genuine ladykiller... waiters a nice, too." 

4. "What the hell is a 'French Lick' anyways? Can you get an STD from doin that?"

5. "Left side five times, right side five times... left side five times, right side five times... down the back, down the back, down the back... tickle the scalp... fluff the left bangs, fluff the right bangs... bangs... bang... bang Brooke tonight. Hmph. Left side five times, right side five times...."



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: July 1, 2009 2:18 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

#5)  For three straight years the US Open Head Judge told Andre his racket was against regulation because it had too many holes between the strings, never failing to crack up the judges panel for 10 minutes or so while Andre counted them. 



Since: Sep 28, 2007
Posted on: July 1, 2009 2:17 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

1) Short-Shorts were nobody's friend, not even Iron Mike.

2)Bonds: Betcha I can break the all-time home run record.
Bonilla: Maybe with steroids you can.
Bonds:  Duh, of course!

3)"Why yes ladies, those are Bruno Magli shoes"

4) "You and I must save the NBA, it is our destiny!"

5)  I can't believe I didn't win that Bee Gee's look-a-like contest!



Since: Sep 4, 2006
Posted on: July 1, 2009 2:17 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

2. Hey Bobby, someday I am going to hit a ball into the ocean.
Really, how's that?
Lots and lots of practice....just kidding, its called the cream.



Since: Feb 16, 2008
Posted on: July 1, 2009 2:16 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

4)  "Hold on Larry.  Thats a life size replica of your WHAT?!?!"



Since: Apr 10, 2009
Posted on: July 1, 2009 2:14 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

#5 we cant figure out if we was going for the billy ray cyrus look or the george micheals look. Either way the ladies are gonna love this




Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: July 1, 2009 2:13 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

Other Greg Kihn Band albums you might have missed:

1.  Kihnditioning Camp
2.  Kihnjection
3.  Kihnvicted
4.  Kihntested
5.  Makihn A Racket



Since: Feb 16, 2008
Posted on: July 1, 2009 2:13 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

Rare picture of Barry Bonds before the BALCO days; notice how the 12in. ruler in his hands looks like a baseball bat.



Since: May 8, 2009
Posted on: July 1, 2009 2:11 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

1. "NEERRRDDS!"

2. Barry hopes someday to fill out his size 8 helmet... (he did).

5. A little tennis between shoots of Full House.


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