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Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

Posted on: July 6, 2009 11:08 am
Edited on: July 6, 2009 11:20 am
 
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July Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 2
1. theriverrock 2
1. Mister Peabody 2
2. turbozo 1
2. Hoosier Mick 1
2. @mped4 1
2. Ifonlyweknew 1
2. ktopp24 1
2. WarpedMind 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)



Comments

Since: May 17, 2007
Posted on: July 6, 2009 11:40 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

"this will show you not to refer to me as...paul blart, mall cop!!"



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 6, 2009 11:24 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

1 this police officer spends his off days with "men at work" and forgot to change his gloves Would that be the Australian rock band or the garbage men played by Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez?



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 6, 2009 11:20 pm
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Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: July 6, 2009 11:01 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

2) Joe knew the economy was bad, but Jane Fonda working the tables for $5 a dance?



Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: July 6, 2009 10:46 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

1) Oh yeah, sure - So I'm the first guy that ever pointed out that your head is perfectly round.




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: July 6, 2009 7:58 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

#5 Tampax Sales Rep. Flo Freeley hands out free samples to bathers in Venice Beach, California in order to help decrease the incidents of shark attacks on women at Muscle Beach. 

NOTE:  Please accept my apologies for the above entry.  I am far from proud of it.  It is tasteless, disgusting, and...well...it was frankly the only thing I could think of Wink.


Dude, if that's the only thing you could think of, I'd hate to see it when the brain juices get going! 
 Gross and tasteless but well done!  Cool




Since: Apr 10, 2009
Posted on: July 6, 2009 7:53 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

what you might not know is

1 this police officer spends his off days with "men at work" and forgot to change his gloves

2 this woman spent her younger days as zap on american gladiator, the roids are wearing off but she cant let go of the suit

3 its cool for women to pull there pants up to there sagging breast, just ask her

4 with white hair and a white beard you get in the white party for free

5 a little crack goes a long ways at muscle beach




Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: July 6, 2009 7:34 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

In honor of today's theme, I present, "Things you would not want to run into in the pokey"

1) Soccer hooligan

2) This person as your guard trying to cheer you up.

3) The dude on the right as your cell mate.

4) Any member of the "Crypts," "Bloods," or the "White Party"

5) Women with smaller chests and larger muscles than yours, no matter how cute they are in the face.

 

There, fixed it.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: July 6, 2009 7:33 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

In honor of today's theme, I present, "Things you would not want to run into in the pokey"

1) Soccer hooligan

2) This person as your guard trying to cheer you up.

3) The dude on the right as your cell mate.

4) Any member of the "Crypts," "Bloods," or the "White Party"

5) Women with small chests and larger muscles than yours, no matter how cute they are in the face.




Since: Jan 10, 2008
Posted on: July 6, 2009 7:13 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

1) Italian law enforcement includes smell my finger temporary asphyxiation method to calm down out of control soccer players & their fans
2) Mick Jagger dons blond wig and says what the hey, "I've only one life to live, and I've always wanted to play Wonder Woman."


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