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Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

Posted on: July 6, 2009 11:08 am
Edited on: July 6, 2009 11:20 am
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July Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 2
1. theriverrock 2
1. Mister Peabody 2
2. turbozo 1
2. Hoosier Mick 1
2. @mped4 1
2. Ifonlyweknew 1
2. ktopp24 1
2. WarpedMind 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: July 6, 2009 6:56 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

#4 Awkward was the word of the day when several Klan members mistakenly showed up to a gala bash thrown by snowboarding icon Shaun White.  At one point, White was overheard asking one of the Klan members "dude, what's up with the sheets, bra?"


Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: July 6, 2009 6:48 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

#5 Tampax Sales Rep. Flo Freeley hands out free samples to bathers in Venice Beach, California in order to help decrease the incidents of shark attacks on women at Muscle Beach. 

NOTE:  Please accept my apologies for the above entry.  I am far from proud of it.  It is tasteless, disgusting, was frankly the only thing I could think of Wink.

Since: Jan 3, 2008
Posted on: July 6, 2009 6:43 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

#1 - You want to roll and the ground and scream like your hurt huh?!! I'll give you a reason to scream....

#2 - "If I can just get my shoulders back farther maaybe they wont notice the sag".

#3 - apparently they dont know you only drink out of the Stanley Cup.

#4 - Daniel Carver was more than happy to DJ for the event.

#5 - "and when they take steroids the willey shirnks up like this"

Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: July 6, 2009 6:26 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

#2 Sandy Cheeks, participant in the 1st Annual Centrum Silver GILF Swimsuit Competition, strikes a pose just moments before being arrested for defamation of the American Flag.  

Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: July 6, 2009 6:18 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

#1 Soccer star Giancarlo eliminates any doubt whatsoever that soccer players are the biggest wusses in all of sport by easily being manhandled by Mall Cop Paul Blart despite little to no effort by Blart. 

Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: July 6, 2009 6:13 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

#3 Participants in the Wimbledon Men's Seniors Doubles Championship pose following their finals match on Sunday.  Despite ending in straight sets (6-3, 6-2), the match took nearly 6 hours due to constant trips to the bathroom by all four players.


Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: July 6, 2009 5:02 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

1) Even though they had lost the game, Iranian soccer captain, Ali Karimi was thrilled that he was still going to get to meet the Ayatollah in person. However, attempts to reach Karimi  to see how the meeting went have been unsuccessful.

2) Zack wasn't a big Lindsay Lohan fan, but he decided to take a few photo's anyway.

3) Dos Equis' spokesman and arguably the worlds most interesting man, shares an awkward moment at Wimbledon, just to see how it feels.

4) After resigning as governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin implored the White Party to make her their new leader. Once the laughter subsided, it was clear that even this bunch of creepy old white guys didn't like her - they did however ask her to show her ti#$.

5) Jenny Sanford (wife of South Carolina governor, Mark Sanford) passes out applications to young girls hoping to become her, soon to be, former husband's soul mate.

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 6, 2009 4:34 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

Thanks D2-didn't think anyone would catch that one but had to go with it anyways. How can anyone not watch Ninja Warrior? Those guys are some serious athletes... at least the ones that get to stage 2 are.

Nice reference skins!

Since: Dec 3, 2006
Posted on: July 6, 2009 4:03 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

i swear i didn`t escape from the circus....  this is really my jersey!!!

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 6, 2009 3:59 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

#1 - While they don't exactly know what it means to "Lebron" New York, they weren't taking any chances. So the NYPD pulled kmvenne out of the gay bar, removed the high heels, thong and fishnet stockings, forced on the rainbow straight jacket, and threw him into the back of the paddywagon where he belongs.

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