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Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

Posted on: July 6, 2009 11:08 am
Edited on: July 6, 2009 11:20 am
 
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July Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 2
1. theriverrock 2
1. Mister Peabody 2
2. turbozo 1
2. Hoosier Mick 1
2. @mped4 1
2. Ifonlyweknew 1
2. ktopp24 1
2. WarpedMind 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)



Comments

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 6, 2009 3:39 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

#1 - Willy Wonka had to call in union reps after a riot ensued at his factory. It seems the Umpa Loompas were demading more vacation time, a 10% hike in pay, better health insurance, and paid maternity leave. All was settled when Willy offered to just let them lick the lickable wallpaper more often and drink more fizzy lifting soda.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: July 6, 2009 3:34 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

5) ktopp's mother tries to convince some ladies to be fiends with her son, claiming he is a "sweet boy, but hangs out with a bunch of big Turks all day, and could use a good girl in his life."

Smile .



Since: Mar 7, 2008
Posted on: July 6, 2009 3:20 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

Dig the Wayne Coyne/Flaming Lips reference

Glad to see a fellow fan-unfortunately, I didn't know if that reference would be caught by many.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 6, 2009 3:13 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

#4 - kmvenne is well known around his neighborhood as the crazy weird guy who throws wild parties just to celebrate his love for himself....and Bubblicious.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: July 6, 2009 3:07 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

Blu's cries of "You can't treat me like this - I have a WRITER'S BADGE Dammit!" Can be heard as far away as Turkey And I don't? I have a writers badge for the KNICKS. I have to watch Knicks games. That deserves like 10 badges. My name should look like I'm a 5 star general. Laughing


Nice work my man.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: July 6, 2009 3:02 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

I knew my bill from the House of Schnitzel was a little high!  Thanks for letting me know km!
I think you are misreading the bill. That was the House of Schnapps. They stocked the bar.

Next time don't tell BBM where I am so he can get me in a headlock in picture one, and i promise next time I steal your credit card I'll keep the bars beer-only.



Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: July 6, 2009 2:55 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

#3 -- Now in the 35+ division, Jake on the far right displays the lack of discipline that had denied him a Wimbledon championship for the better part of two decades.



Since: May 10, 2007
Posted on: July 6, 2009 2:50 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

Dig the Wayne Coyne/Flaming Lips reference, skins...good stuff.



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: July 6, 2009 2:49 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

A Monthly Salute to kmvenne's triumphant Photo Caption championship run!

1. March 1st: kmvenne muscles his way onto the photo caption playing field and ceremoniously escorts BigBlue off the playing field. Blu's cries of "You can't treat me like this - I have a WRITER'S BADGE Dammit!" Can be heard as far away as Turkey - which brings the national man-on-man oil wrestling competition to a grinding halt.

2. April 1st: kmvenne secretly embarks on a world-wide trek - researching and taking his own photos which he sends anonymously to Shuless Joe from the email address "hunter.s.thompsonwantshisavat
a
rback@aol.com".

3. May 1st: Three titles and kmvenne reaches celebrity status among the sportsline elite: a trophy presentation / fundraiser held in Pete Prisco's back yard draws the likes of F. Murray Abraham, Prince Charles and Phil Collins celebrity look-alikes. He's also given the key to the CBS community administrator's office, exclusive rights to edit Mike Freeman's articles without consent, and is named keynote speaker at NFL Solomon's "ELI MANNING & THE DEMISE OF THE NFL QUARTEBACK " symposium in Pittsburgh, PA.

4. June 1st: Barack Obama's Hyde Park acceptance speech can't compare the bash thrown for kmvenne in his hometown of Pulaski, Virginia to celebrate his 4th consecutive championship! a crowd-surfing Pete Prisco attends the festivities as a guest this time, begging the audience to maneuver him towards Clark Judge's table to continue their discussion about whether Tom Brady or Peyton Manning makes a better spinach dip.

5. July 1st: All good things must come to an end. A CBSSPORTS.COM speacial events coordinator passes out new plane tickets and travel itineraries to these bathing beauties, informing them that the unthinkable has happened. They're told that their new flight will be landing at LaGuardia Airport instead of Lynchburg Regional Airport - and to look for the limo driver holding a sign with the name "Big Blu" on it.



Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: July 6, 2009 2:48 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

#5 -- "...And back when I used to hang out in Venice Beach every day, they WERE real and they WERE spectacular!"


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