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Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

Posted on: July 6, 2009 11:08 am
Edited on: July 6, 2009 11:20 am
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July Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 2
1. theriverrock 2
1. Mister Peabody 2
2. turbozo 1
2. Hoosier Mick 1
2. @mped4 1
2. Ifonlyweknew 1
2. ktopp24 1
2. WarpedMind 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)



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Since: Nov 28, 2007
Posted on: July 6, 2009 2:48 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

3.  On location at the latest FLOMAX Commercial taping.




Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: July 6, 2009 2:46 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

#2 -- Determined to get a second shot at a Dancing with the Stars championship, Cloris Leachman shows up to the auditions sporting a new outfit and hair color.



Since: Mar 7, 2008
Posted on: July 6, 2009 2:41 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

Skin, my son watches that all the time on G4 network.  Watches all those other Japanese shows like it.  Now I have to sit down and watch them too.  Nice reference.  i was going to do one like that but went with Vegas instead.Thanks D2-didn't think anyone would catch that one but had to go with it anyways.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: July 6, 2009 2:20 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

4) There is always a big party before the contest begins on Ninja Warrior.
Skin, my son watches that all the time on G4 network.  Watches all those other Japanese shows like it.  Now I have to sit down and watch them too.  Nice reference.  i was going to do one like that but went with Vegas instead.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: July 6, 2009 2:16 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

It's Vegas Week Baby.....

Five reasons why I love Vegas...

1.  Automatic ejection from the casinos for anyone wearing a soccer jersey.

2.  Awesome pool scenery, well except for the dork with the camera phone.

3.  You never know what celebrites will show up on the tennis court next to yours.

4.  Great shows and parties.  "Yeah, mine's bigger.  Nothing to do with virility, they just get that way as you get old."

5.  The servers at the casinos are looking good these days.  Here they get instructions on how to hand someone a drink while they play the slots and get the right tip handed to them in the process.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 6, 2009 2:10 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

Yeah Joe what's up with that?  You pour too much Budweiser in your Wheaties this morning?  I think that was a record - first post! It was my own... site had a little hiccup and I got a double post. (Stupid CBS! I'm so leaving this site. The admin hate me!) Wink



Since: Mar 7, 2008
Posted on: July 6, 2009 2:10 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

1) For six years Pablo Blanco allowed Hector to pile insult upon insult onto him. Today was a new day, however, thanks in part to a brand new pair of fingerless gloves and a first time viewing of Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

2) Not only did Joey Chestnut overcome the laws of physics and Kobayashi's hotdog eating record, he did it with the new handicapping rule forcing a contestant to stare at the leather hide of a barely clothed cougar.

3) At the world chess tournament, the four finalist decided to put on wristbands and finger-tap attempting to pass for real athletes. Mitch was not totally persuaded by the idea and was offended, of course, when asked to remove his lucky pawn hat for the pictures.

4) I love how Wayne Coyne leaves the stage after all the Flaming Lips concerts.

4) There is always a big party before the contest begins on Ninja Warrior.

5) Worried about what the young innocent girls are facing, Ethel gently picks a lone flower and begins to illustrate for the bikini-clad contestants what it means to respect their bodies and what it's like to lay with a man in the biblical sense.



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: July 6, 2009 1:50 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

I knew my bill from the House of Schnitzel was a little high!  Thanks for letting me know km!



Since: May 10, 2008
Posted on: July 6, 2009 1:50 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

1) Officer, Officer I was trying to cheer you up by saying that hat was too small.

2) One reason america is blessed and everyone wants to stand behind her, or in front. She even has a tattoo near her Ellis Island that says several billion served. Way to go America.

3) The team competition for the international white championships. unfortunately this year it was held after labor day and they were boooooed.

4) The Ku Klux Klan is trying a new method of recruiting, although calling it the white party still might not get them on the next elctoral ballot.

5) Oh dear how did I keep my marriage for so long you ask? Here I'll show you by demonstrating my snausage swallowing skills. First hold it like this, then ....... 



Since: Feb 22, 2009
Posted on: July 6, 2009 1:46 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

Pic 4:  The members of the white party practice "safe" party-going by inflating a condom and letting the party begin!


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