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Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

Posted on: July 6, 2009 11:08 am
Edited on: July 6, 2009 11:20 am
 
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July Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 2
1. theriverrock 2
1. Mister Peabody 2
2. turbozo 1
2. Hoosier Mick 1
2. @mped4 1
2. Ifonlyweknew 1
2. ktopp24 1
2. WarpedMind 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)



Comments

Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: July 6, 2009 11:46 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

1) When arresting a soccer player, handcuffs are never necessary. Just put your hands around their neck and barely tug on their jersey and they will instinctively flop into you and beg for a yellow card while you shove them into your squad car.

2) Hey buddy, read the sign! No flash photography! These elderly ladies have epilepsy!

3) These four staffers celebrate after winning team honors at the Wimbledon employees-only event, swapping in and out to great success to beat a pair of 8 year old female twin ballgirls 7-6 (9). 2-6, 11-9 in a grueling final match.

4) The stage was set up with three metal rings high on the rafters, and soon Britney Spears, Madonna, and Paris Hilton would get into position, on their back, spread eagle on the stage with nothing below the waistline on, and shoot ping pong balls through the hoops using you-know-what. The winner? Perverts like me.

5) Nobody knows how the Crazy Cat Lady from the Simpsons got into the Muscle Beach contest, but after pelting the judges with her cats and allowing them to scratch up the other contestants, she was somehow able to grab the crown of Miss Muscle.



Since: Apr 10, 2009
Posted on: July 6, 2009 11:41 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

sorry

#1 Due to increased violence during soccer play the league is now using police to enfore red cards



Since: Feb 22, 2009
Posted on: July 6, 2009 11:40 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

Pic 1:  Using a soccer player as a shield, this police officer negotiates the release of a cream filled donut!
Pic 2:  Trans-gender female looks the part of baywatch actress and fools guy into taking a candid shot.
Pic 3:  This is a picture of the ball boys from the famous McNonroe vs Borg championship match circa 1975 all grown up.
Pic 4:  The white party, hosted by Shaun White and includes Comic Ron White, celebrates on July 4th, the right of freedom of speech. 
Pic 5:  Here are the 5 finalists for the swimsuit competition.  The winner is Aunt Bea.  Wearing the flower suit by Coleman tents.



Since: Apr 10, 2009
Posted on: July 6, 2009 11:39 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

Due to the increased violence during soccer play the league has now started using the police to enforce red cards



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 6, 2009 11:38 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

#5 - Dr. Ruth Westheimer preaches the importance of safe sex to the young virgins.



Since: Jun 30, 2008
Posted on: July 6, 2009 11:35 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

oops, lemme re-write that...

2. The tranquilizers installed in this smart phone saved this innocent spectator from a vicious cougar attack.

5. Martha Ramirez (middle) was disqualified for using a banned fertility substance.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 6, 2009 11:32 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

#1 - After using his hands to touch the balls for a 4th time, Julio was forced back into his confinement cell.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 6, 2009 11:29 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

#2 - In this year's 4th of July bikini contest, Betty White had to once again be forced to withdraw from the competion because no judges that were not busy puking all over themselves could be found.



Since: Jun 30, 2008
Posted on: July 6, 2009 11:29 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Under Arrest!

2. The tranquilizers installed in this smart phone technology saved this innocent spectator from a vicious cougar attack.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 6, 2009 11:19 am
 

Photo Caption Contest:

4. A thunderous round of applause rises from the crowd as the heavy equipment moves in for Pam Anderson's 23rd breast augmentation.


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