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Photo Caption Contest: No place to hide

Posted on: July 7, 2009 11:53 am
 
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July Scoreboard
1. theriverrock 3
2. kmvenne 2
2. Mister Peabody 2
2. BigBluMasochist 2
2. ktopp24 2
3. turbozo 1
3. Hoosier Mick 1
3. NCAABKJNK81 1
3. Sircheeks 1
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@mped4 1
3. Ifonlyweknew 1
3. WarpedMind 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Jun 7, 2007
Posted on: July 9, 2009 12:06 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: No place to hide

1) "Sit, Ubu.  SIT!!!"
2) "CR-9 cookies!!  Get yer CR-9 cookies here!!!"
3) "Hey Beavis.  Your trophy sucks!  hehe..hehe.he..hehehe..sucks..heheh

e...hehe..he"
4) "We were playing this game until 3:30 this morning called 'Little Jack Horner' and now I've got a purple hand and this nasty plum headache right there."
5) "Psssttt....    Hey, mister!!  Wanna buy a wa...."     WHOOOOOOAAAAAAA!!!!!!



Since: Sep 25, 2006
Posted on: July 8, 2009 12:29 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: No place to hide

1) today on Monster Quest: the elusive Merbull

3) "no really....here is the real trophy, you can stop making that face now"



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2009 8:40 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: No place to hide

Is everyone googling where I live these days?
Sorry kmvenne, but fame has it's price.
Tongue out



Since: Jan 6, 2009
Posted on: July 8, 2009 8:38 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: No place to hide

1 - Extreme Bull Fighting... Instead of the red cape to get the bull fired up, they now dump the beast in the ocean and the matador moves around the water yelling "Marco"

2 - Ladies and Gentleman, please check your seats as the winner of the free Dominos pizza goes to the person seated in CR-9

3 - In the world of being PC, everyone has to get something. This guy finished last in the tournament.... Umm excuse me, they are trying to take my picture.

4 - Excuse me I burped

5 - Cameltoe..... just rolls of your tongue doesn't it



Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: July 8, 2009 8:36 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: No place to hide

5.  The TSA just announces that due to a new security alert, everyone will have to strip down to their underwear while going through the security checkpoint.  Now this isn't all bad, but the senior citizens garden club ladies are just ahead of you, and this was the day you went "commando" because you haven't done laundry in three weeks.
Having been in numerous airports for my work, and having ALMOST been strip-searched on one occasion (long story), I had a big laugh at D2's #5.  Great work, everyone, and awesome photo finds, Joe.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 8, 2009 12:58 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: No place to hide

ktopp24
1) An emotional Mitch saves Norman from the raging waters and eventually takes him home to live in his upscale New York City apartment.
Man, this is awesome!! I should try this everyday. Today I got credit for skinsinks point, maybe I can get Peabody to do one for me tomorrow. And just maybe I can get NFL-Solomon or Strictly Butta to just post everything for me. Yeah, that's the ticket, Morgan Fairchild, yeah...



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: July 7, 2009 11:43 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: No place to hide

Also congrats to ktopp for getting a point by quoting skin's caption.  I believe the New York Times would like to hire you now Laughing .



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: July 7, 2009 11:41 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: No place to hide

a seasonal favorite in the foothills of the appalachian mtns
Is everyone googling where I live these days? Laughing




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 7, 2009 11:33 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: No place to hide

Tough choices today. Lot of great ones got beat out. Oh... and I don't care what you say... Cookie Monster and Freebird are funny!


ktopp24
1) An emotional Mitch saves Norman from the raging waters and eventually takes him home to live in his upscale New York City apartment.

BigBluMasochist
2) Ever since Cookie Monster's cracked the top 100 in the ATP singles rankings, tennis purists will stop at nothing to throw his game off.

skinsink
3) "You really need that second hand up there bud? Really?"

skinsink
4) Feeling the heat 7min and 26secs into the live version of Freebird at a karaoke bar.

@mped4
#5 while this cheerleader got lost on her way there, at the mavs game her blonde friends were unknowingly cheering for "dik"




howie115
From your favorite MONTY PYTHON sketches......

#1 -- "Nnnnnnooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!"
#2 -- "Good evening, and welcome to Novel Writing, where a large crowd has gathered to watch local boy, Thomas Hardy, write his new novel Return of the Native on this very pleasant July afternoon...."
#3 -- (Upper Class Twit of the Year awards) "And Oliver is the winner!!! What a twit!!!"
#4 -- HOST: "And the next question is for Mao Tse Tung... Mao, Jerry Lee Lewis has had over a dozen gold hits in the US of A.  What's the name of the biggest?"  MAO: "Gleat Bawrs of Fiyaa?"  HOST: "Yes! Well done..."
#5 -- "Good evening.  Today, we're going to take a hard, tough, abrasive look at... camel-spotting."



July Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 3
1. ktopp24 3
1. theriverrock 3
2. skinsinsk 2
2. kmvenne 2

2. Mister Peabody 2

2. @mped4 2
3. howie115 1
3. turbozo 1
3. Hoosier Mick 1
3. NCAABKJNK81 1
3. Sircheeks 1

3. Ifonlyweknew 1
3. WarpedMind 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Mar 7, 2008
Posted on: July 7, 2009 11:17 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: No place to hide

kmvenne-No no no...Eddy Money COVERED Freebird on his Christmas in the Smokeys CD(a seasonal favorite in the foothills of the appalachian mtns.) and the Big Bopper sang backup vocals for Flock of Seagulls. Check your dang facts!


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