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Photo Caption Contest: Can you hear me now?

Posted on: July 8, 2009 11:09 am
Edited on: July 8, 2009 11:45 am
 
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July Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 3
1. theriverrock 3
1. skinsinsk 3
2. ktopp24 2
2. kmvenne 2

2. Mister Peabody 2

2. @mped4 2
3. howie115 1
3. turbozo 1
3. Hoosier Mick 1
3. NCAABKJNK81 1
3. Sircheeks 1

3. Ifonlyweknew 1
3. WarpedMind 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)




Comments

Since: Jul 9, 2009
Posted on: July 9, 2009 4:46 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Can you hear me now?

1) Migrant workers find cave where Bin Laden is hiding next to image of Virgin Mary in Mexico.  Is someone chewing the Coca leaves...



2) Company unveils hat to fit Lebron James ego and new support group NAPA -- Narcissist Anonymous Players Association...can you say Risperdal...



3) Ryan Leaf incognito leaving his suppliers place...no one escapes the paparazzi...



4) A composite sketch of the syringe Manny says he was attacked by while on his way to his vehicle...Manager says it wouldn't surprise him if it belonged to Bobby Brown who was seen leaving the area.



5) Is it your belief that steroids has crept into the gme of tennis...rumor has it that you are the one who supplied Many Ramirez with his HCG is this true????



Since: Jun 7, 2007
Posted on: July 8, 2009 11:41 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Can you hear me now?

1) "OK.  Now cough for me!"
2) "You'll need a bigger cap than this to contain Michael's ego!"
3) Brett Myers during a marshmallow bucket high between takes on his Rock-N-Roll/her Whore Show
4) "The Botox injections make me look as good as Joan Rivers!"
5) "But you saw my titles earlier today."



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 8, 2009 11:11 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Can you hear me now?

pianomn623
1.  Do you need more proof why more funding is needed for CPR education in Latin America?

Hoosier Mick
2) Everything was going well the NAPA sponsored luncheon until Don Imus showed up and the big-NAPA-head jokes started flying.

ktopp24
#3 - Marty has never claimed that he was good at robbing convienence stores.

@mped
#4 i tried to tell them "dont give him all that money, hes just going to spend it on drugs, but they wouldnt listen. same thing happened when i was in New York"

Hoosier Mick
5) Serena lets her titles do the talking. That's why there are two microphones!



BigBluMasochist
It's been a while... time for some more FUN WITH ANAGRAMS!

1) Being drunk at Holiday Parade = A kinda porn: "big head" adultery
2) Nice and huge plactic cap for someone = Oops! He got NAPA lice and CRANIUM FECES!
3) Stoned rocker strolls along = token slacker gnarls at wood
4) No joke that Ramirez took the stuff = Foes think that futz Joe Torre amok
5) Serena Williams tee shirts = A slim whiner releases t*ts



July Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 4
2. theriverrock 3
2. skinsinsk 3
2. Hoosier Mick 3
2. ktopp24 3
2. @mped4 3
3. kmvenne 2
3. Mister Peabody 2

4. howie115 1
4. turbozo 1
4.  pianomn623 1
4. NCAABKJNK81 1
4. Sircheeks 1

4. Ifonlyweknew 1
4. WarpedMind 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne




Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 8, 2009 10:59 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Can you hear me now?

Ok, Alex Trebek, I'll take.....

#1 - ...Weird fetishes for $400.

#2 - ...Washed up NASCAR drivers who hire young guns to try and resurect an already pathetic career for $1000.

#3 - ...'80's rockers who flushed their lives down a hooker's toilet for $800.

#4 - ...MLB managers who need to not be MLB managers anymore for $200.

#5 - ...Female tennis stars who we wish would show us their titles for $600.



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2009 10:51 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Can you hear me now?

3) There once was a man from Nantucket who kept his head in a bucket,
      he wore zebra pants and carried a bag in which his stash he could tuck it!



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 8, 2009 10:51 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Can you hear me now?

#3 - Hey...uhhhh....Axl Rose? Better turn around, your life went the other way.



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2009 10:31 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Can you hear me now?

Nicely connected.  Couldn't think of a way to bring the gatorade cup into play.  You found the way.

Thanks Rock!



Since: Apr 10, 2009
Posted on: July 8, 2009 10:23 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Can you hear me now?

#3 after a long night of "hoggin" keith richards attempts to slip away in the morning unnoticed to save some embarassment, but he's easily spotted in his authentic zebra pants



Since: Apr 10, 2009
Posted on: July 8, 2009 10:19 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Can you hear me now?

#5 "cant help it, never seen a man with titles like that"



Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: July 8, 2009 8:02 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Can you hear me now?

4) Alright fella's, today we will be using some visual aids. Bill back there is holding up a picture of something I like to call a syringe. The only thing you need to get from this little lesson is - if you see one of these anywhere near your ass, I suggest turning the other cheek and getting the hell out of there. Any questions? Manny?


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