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Photo Caption Contest: Can you hear me now?

Posted on: July 8, 2009 11:09 am
Edited on: July 8, 2009 11:45 am
 
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July Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 3
1. theriverrock 3
1. skinsinsk 3
2. ktopp24 2
2. kmvenne 2

2. Mister Peabody 2

2. @mped4 2
3. howie115 1
3. turbozo 1
3. Hoosier Mick 1
3. NCAABKJNK81 1
3. Sircheeks 1

3. Ifonlyweknew 1
3. WarpedMind 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)




Comments

Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: July 8, 2009 7:34 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Can you hear me now?

5) Serena had no idea that the microphones placed in front of her were actually web cameras broadcasting live on serenasgotnicetitles.com



Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: July 8, 2009 7:31 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Can you hear me now?

1) Manuel had no idea that taking Viagra before riding a roller coaster would have such a horrific effect. But his nerves were calmed when Jose offered to take him to the doctor if his condition lasted for more than 4 hours.



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: July 8, 2009 7:25 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Can you hear me now?

5) No, Ms. Williams...I am not looking at your titles, thank you very much!!  I am starin' at your rack(et) though.



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: July 8, 2009 7:21 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Can you hear me now?

Must fix...small typo.

1) On the next episode of Intervention on A&E, Bob, the precocious child star who charmed a nation as the face of the Bob's Big Boy restaurant chain, is forced to finally face the demons that have haunted him for years.  Will he rise again like a freshly baked hamburger bun, or will crash and burn, like a batch of overcooked fries?  Tune in to find out!  Intervention...on A&E! 




Since: Jul 4, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2009 6:35 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Can you hear me now?

Picture 5: "Why can't I have BOTH cups?"



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: July 8, 2009 6:34 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Can you hear me now?

Nicely connected.  Couldn't think of a way to bring the gatorade cup into play.  You found the way.



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2009 6:10 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Can you hear me now?

5) I didn't know "titles" came in a "G" cup!?!?



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2009 6:08 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Can you hear me now?

Everything was going well the NAPA sponsored luncheon until Don Imus showed up and the big-NAPA-head jokes started flying.
Talk abour great minds on the same wavelength! Totally right up my alley, HoosierMick!
Thanks BigBlu! I'm trying to get back into Caption Contest mode.



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2009 5:38 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Can you hear me now?

It's been a while... time for some more FUN WITH ANAGRAMS!

1) Being drunk at Holiday Parade = A kinda porn: "big head" adultery

2) Nice and huge plactic cap for someone = Oops! He got NAPA lice and CRANIUM FECES!

3) Stoned rocker strolls along = token slacker gnarls at wood

4) No joke that Ramirez took the stuff = Foes think that futz Joe Torre amok

5) Serena Williams tee shirts = A slim whiner releases t*ts 



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 8, 2009 5:02 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Can you hear me now?

My Group Caption dedication to South Park:

#1 - Tweek: But what if I'm trying to put on the nose, the snowman comes alive and tries to kill me?
Stan: Tweek, when has that ever happened, except for that one time?

#2 - : We're guys, dude. We find something about all our friends to rip on. We made fun of you for being rich for the same reason we rip on Butters for being wimpy.
: And we rip on Kyle for being a Jew.
: And Stan for being in love with Wendy. And Cartman for being fat. And Cartman for being stupid. And Cartman for having a whore for a mom. And Cartman for being a sadistic a$$h*le.
: Hey. You did me already.

#3 - Kyle: Wow, that's a lot of semen Cartman.
Eric Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Eric Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is; the stupid a$$h*le didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck it out of a hose.

#4 - Scott: Who is this?
: Lets just say that I'm someone who can help you if you help me. Just call me your old pal Saddam Hussein.
Scott: Saddam Hussein? The Iraqi dictator?
: Hey relax guy, I'm just your average Joe. Take a rest.
Scott: What do you want?
: You want Terrance and Phillip *out* of Canada, I want you to bring my friends and me *into* Canada. That sounds like a fair trade, doesn't it? Super. Lets get started.
Scott: I'm not sure I should trust you.
: Hey, relax guy. Trust me.

#5 - : [Ozzy Osbourne is describing how he became famous] Many years ago, I was the lead man in a struggling band. Chef told me to wear funny hats. I thought he said "bite the head off a bat." And the rest is history!


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