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Photo Caption Contest: Appeasement (Cheerleaders)

Posted on: July 16, 2009 10:38 am
Edited on: July 16, 2009 10:38 am
 

Since I was starting to hear complaints about a lack of female representation here in the caption contest, I've decided to post a contest to appease the masses! (For the record, it's been a whole two days since the last female appearance.)

(Sorry, ktopp. Looks like you're out of luck today.)


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July Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 7
2. theriverrock 6
3. ktopp24 4
3. BigBluMasochist 4
4. skinsinsk 3
4. Hoosier Mick 3
4. pianomn623 3
4. @mped4 3
4. Mister Peabody 3

5. Sircheeks 2
5. howie115 2
5. Beevillian 2
5. Train Derailer 2
6. D2Moo 1
6. turbozo 1
6. BuccinGator 1
6. Smitty61050 1
6. Dutch Boy 1
6. momluvsfootball 1
6. NCAABKJNK81 1
6. Sircheeks 1

6. packerzrule 1
6.
Ifonlyweknew 1
6. WarpedMind 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)



Comments

Since: Nov 24, 2006
Posted on: July 18, 2009 7:04 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Appeasement (Cheerleaders)

#3 The University is issuing a statement that these are not Football players but cheerleaders so there are no violations to report
#5 With her fear of water she did the only thing she could to keep her save from drowning
#2 as the recession hits hard all over the world some teams have resorted to reducing costs in any way they can
#4 Thank you Iv'e never had disease before, wait is the clap a disease or a cheer
#1 Just because we could



Since: Apr 11, 2007
Posted on: July 17, 2009 5:30 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Appeasement (Cheerleaders)

Picture #1
      
;     &nbs
p;  "mayor discloses displeasure as local firfighters implement plan for a wet tee shirt contest to raise money for cheerleader summer camp"

Picture #2
      
;     &nbs
p;  "  Fino, The number one wedge in golf!, comes in blonde, brunette, and new this year red head" *ask dealer for details on lie and angle adjustments*

Picture #3
      
;     &nbs
p; "no you idiot, take the skirt off!!!, NO WAIT DON'T!!!, holly hannah put it back on, put it back on, I meant get dressed , pants and stuff?, good lord"
Picture #4
      
;     &nbs
p; "Magic Johnson on re-discovering his youth, It's great to be here, and see all of the fans, especially this young lady here, there is nothing finer that you could give to your aluni, Now I remember why I liked college so much!"

picture #5

      
;     &nbs
p;  "after replacing toner, please remember to ensure that the clear packing material around the cartridge is tight, so as not to allow cartridge to jiggle uncontrollably"




Since: Feb 25, 2009
Posted on: July 17, 2009 1:39 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Appeasement (Cheerleaders)

Glad u liked it.  I saw an opportunity and I took it.  



Since: Dec 13, 2006
Posted on: July 17, 2009 10:57 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Appeasement (Cheerleaders)

And to be beaten by a Nole fan on top of it.  Grumble, grumble, grumble
That's because since you have gotten Tebow you have forgotten what it's like to be beaten by FSU. But that will soon change.....lol



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: July 17, 2009 10:24 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Appeasement (Cheerleaders)

Picture # 3 - Tarheel_Rockman and the other Carolina Cheerleaders laugh at the Duke cheerleaders



Boom-yow!  Just when I had started forgetting about my Big John/Big Blu poke, BJ comes back with a zinger!



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: July 17, 2009 9:26 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Appeasement (Cheerleaders)

Crud.  I thought for sure my Wilt the Stilt comment would score me my second point for the month.  And to be beaten by a Nole fan on top of it.  Grumble, grumble, grumble.  No I REALLY need to step up my game.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 17, 2009 12:16 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Appeasement (Cheerleaders)


Tarheel_rockman
#1)  Within 2 minutes of the girls sitting down, the ladder mysteriously raised itself to full extension.

Beevillian
2)  Even though Jan's scoliosis was the brunt of several jokes,  she sure had something else that could quiet the laughter.

Train Derailer
3)  It doesn't matter what you're wearing.  You can always point at the guy in the Clippers jersey and laugh.

FSU Brin
4) I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breath-taking... heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it.

Mister Peabody
5.  Lisa has to deploy mosquito netting across her chest to help deter any further bites.  As you can see, she swells easily.


Sircheeks
The Questions we ask ourselves

1. Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes.
2. Y-y-y-yesssss and Y-y-y-yessss!!
3. No, No, No, Maybe - but I'd have to be drunk
4. Yes, HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!
5. Wow... :)


July Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 7
2. theriverrock 6
3. ktopp24 4
3. BigBluMasochist 4
3. Mister Peabody 4
4. skinsinsk 3
4. Hoosier Mick 3
4. pianomn623 3
4. @mped4 3
4. Beevillian 3
4. Train Derailer 3
4. Sircheeks 3
5. howie115 2
6. Tarheel_rockman 1
6. D2Moo 1
6. turbozo 1
6. BuccinGator 1
6. Smitty61050 1
6. Dutch Boy 1
6. FSU Brian 1
6. momluvsfootball 1
6. NCAABKJNK81 1
6. Sircheeks 1

6. packerzrule 1
6.
Ifonlyweknew 1
6. WarpedMind 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Feb 25, 2009
Posted on: July 16, 2009 11:50 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Appeasement (Cheerleaders)

Photo Caption Contest: Appeasement (Cheerleaders)

Picture # 5 - the only thing cheery about this cheerleader is the color of the uniform, anyone for some cherry pie?




Since: May 17, 2008
Posted on: July 16, 2009 10:54 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Appeasement (Cheerleaders)

2) Ever since Ace Venture, Dan Marino's dreems were never the same again.

This was supposed to be to #3, but I suppose it could work either way...



Since: Jan 3, 2007
Posted on: July 16, 2009 9:35 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Appeasement (Cheerleaders)

2)  Ashleigh's sponsors threatened to pay her a proportionate sum less for every letter her ass consumed.


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