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Photo Caption Contest: Shaq Attack!

Posted on: July 21, 2009 11:17 am
 
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July Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 8
2. theriverrock 7
3. Train Derailer 5
4. ktopp24 4
4. BigBluMasochist 4
4. Mister Peabody 4
4. pianomn623 4
5. skinsinsk 3
5. Hoosier Mick 3
5. @mped4 3
5. Beevillian 3
5. Sircheeks 3
6. howie115 2
6. BuccinGator 2
7. Tarheel_rockman 1
7. D2Moo 1
7. turbozo 1
7. Smitty61050 1
7. Dutch Boy 1
7. FSU Brian 1
7. momluvsfootball 1
7. NCAABKJNK81 1
7. Sircheeks 1

7. packerzrule 1
7.
Ifonlyweknew 1
7. WarpedMind 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Feb 25, 2009
Posted on: July 22, 2009 6:19 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shaq Attack!

Picture # 1 - The love child of Shaq-FU and Kung Fu Panda



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 22, 2009 12:26 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shaq Attack!

theriverrock
1) Panda Watch!!  The mood is tense.  I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this.  I uh, Ching...King is inside right now, I tried to get an interview with him, but they said "no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off."  Therefore, we went ahead and sent in that behemoth Shaq in to conduct the interview.  Shaq!?

Mister Peabody
2.  Shaq shows off pictures of his tryouts for the live action movie version of Jabberjaw.

BuccinGator
3) After being severly injured and twisting his ankle in a mauling by the panda in picture one, Shaq is helped down the stairs on his way to the ambulance.  In the end, though, we see who won the fight.

pianomn623
4.  Shaq misunderstood when someone told him he was going to be taken sightseeing in the Pim Pin district.

WarpedMind
5.  As seen in this actual scale photo, Chinese gymnasts continue to get more underaged and undersized.


BigBluMasochist
CONFU-SHAQ SAY...

1) ... Man who get watch stuck in Panda's backside bound to have crappy time.
2) ... Tall man that stands next to short boys is nuts over them.
3) ... those who carry men wearing shorts feel cocky all day.
4) ... Samurai warrior costume like visit from in-laws; OK at first but after a while quite uncomfortable.
5) ... Man blocked by kids singing & dancing, lose face.


July Scoreboard

1. kmvenne 8
1. theriverrock 8
2. Train Derailer 5
2. Mister Peabody 5
2. pianomn623 5
2. BigBluMasochist 5
3. ktopp24 4
4. skinsinsk 3
4. Hoosier Mick 3
4. @mped4 3
4. Beevillian 3
4. Sircheeks 3
4. BuccinGator 3
5. howie115 2
5. WarpedMind 2
6. Tarheel_rockman 1
6. D2Moo 1
6. turbozo 1
6. Smitty61050 1
6. Dutch Boy 1
6. FSU Brian 1
6. momluvsfootball 1
6. NCAABKJNK81 1
6. Sircheeks 1

6. packerzrule 1
6.
Ifonlyweknew 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: July 21, 2009 11:10 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shaq Attack!

2) Shaquille O'Neal unveils the movie poster for his new Summer blockbuster "Shaq Dorsal."




Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: July 21, 2009 10:34 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shaq Attack!

1) Shaq examining the fur of his new giant panda before sending it down the street to the nieghborhood sweat shop to have it slaughtered and fabricated into a new panda fur hat (see photo 3). -Dutch Boy jr.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 21, 2009 10:06 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shaq Attack!

#2 - Isn't there any funding for education in China? Are there no good schools over there? C'mon, the kids can't even spell "vely".



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: July 21, 2009 10:04 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shaq Attack!

3.  Shaq has the misfortune of slipping on the small stairs and landing on his behind.  After a moment, he decides to ask for help because he may have "sprained his Kobe."



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 21, 2009 10:00 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shaq Attack!

#1 - After it was revealed that Shaq was actually the anonymous sperm donor for Melissa Ethridge's baby, Shaq felt the need to step in and "be there for my kid".




Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 21, 2009 9:58 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shaq Attack!

#3 - After Shaq was kicked out of a Chinese pub for drinking too much Saki, he did not go quietly. In fact he was quoted as saying "If you 2 guys can carry me to Cheers, I'll leave y'all alone. Where's Sam and Woody? NORM!!!!"



Since: Jan 3, 2007
Posted on: July 21, 2009 8:25 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shaq Attack!

Shaq's travelogue, summer 2009:
1-  Day 1.  Started my good will basketball trip with a visit to the Beijing zoo.  Got crapped on by panda bear.  Threw panda bear into cluster of photographers.  Only two photographers severely mauled.
2-  Day 4.  Don't these guys know who I play for?  The Heat was like three trades and a McDonald's commercial deal ago.  They gave me a picture of me with a shark.  I have no idea what that means.  My agent says just keep smiling for the cameras, so I do.
3-  Day 7.  These guys just loved carrying me around.  I named them Kobe One and Kobe Two.
4-  Day 9.  Stopped at a local clothing store for some traditional China garb.  I call it C-Garb for short.  The lady at the counter said she wasn't sure how many X's came before the L on the tag, but it was at least ten.  Plus, all C-Garb comes with a sword.  It's the law or something.  No questions asked.
5-  Day 15.  Final stop at the Shanghai nuclear facility did not go well.  Alarms, sirens, red lights, and screaming Chinamen everywhere!  I blacked out for a while after being overtaken by a weird green cloud.  When I came to, either the world had shrunk, or there will be no defending me in the 2009-2010 season!  I am the genie in the lamp!!!



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: July 21, 2009 6:56 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shaq Attack!

5) Shaquille O'Neal, attempting to peak through a keyhole at ESPN sideline reporter Erin Andrews, apparently got off on the wrong floor and instead inadvertantly spied on a Jonas Brothers rehearsal.    


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