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Photo Caption Contest: Too Much Tequila!

Posted on: July 27, 2009 10:48 am
Edited on: July 27, 2009 10:51 am
 

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July Scoreboard

1. kmvenne 11
2. theriverrock  10
3. pianomn623 6
3. Train Derailer 6
4. Mister Peabody 5
4. BigBluMasochist 5
4. Beevillian 5
5. ktopp24 4
5. skinsinsk 4
6. Hoosier Mick 3
6. @mped4 3
6. Sircheeks 3
6. BuccinGator 3
7. howie115 2
7. D2Moo 2
7. WarpedMind 2
8. Tarheel_rockman 1
8. turbozo 1
8. Smitty61050 1
8. Dutch Boy 1
8. FSU Brian 1
8. Big John Studd 1
8. momluvsfootball 1
8. NCAABKJNK81 1
8. Sircheeks 1

8. packerzrule 1
8.
Ifonlyweknew 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Oct 27, 2006
Posted on: July 28, 2009 6:12 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Too Much Tequila!

Part II

1) "Traditional costumes abound at the World Baseball Classic."
2) "Kim Jong-iL checking the box scores from the World Classic."
3) " Even Swedish Prime Minister Fredrik Reinfeldt gets caought up in Larsson-mania!"


(If you think I have a thing against the World classic, then I was successful!!!) 



Since: Aug 20, 2008
Posted on: July 28, 2009 8:11 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Too Much Tequila!

1.  She's got a green card, and I'm with her.

2.  Headline Translation:  Aliens abduct race fan, returns her to earth with rope chain, eyebrow piercings and goofy hat.

3.  He's all set for the father/son 3 legged race, as bad as the economy is, sponsorship came easy this year.

4.  "Don't touch me, you date old people."

5.  "Iks-ka-bibbly-oden-doten-boo-bottin

-squattin-dottin-chew"



Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: July 28, 2009 1:30 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Too Much Tequila!

The $25,000 Pyramid
Dang, didn't that used to be the $10,000 Pyramid??  Leave it to the Dumbocrats to jack up the inflation rate up, eh?  Then again, with Republikkkans in charge, we got to see $25 billion Ponzi schemes, so maybe the Jimmy Carter administration were the good old days after all.  Lord knows, Ranger Rick subscriptions were cheaper then (tho Ranger Gord was more educational)

in any case, next eleckshen i'm gonna rite in cowboysandbeer 4 prez and lauf if his brother get one hartbeet away from prezidensee, so their.  go vikes (and tayke bret favray with ya for shure you betcha, becaus skandinaviens in whitesox beeting mintsoda were saying that phrayze before sara palein or his snowmabuble riding boyfrend even know what lootefisk is mayde of, witch make me lauf agin, so their:)



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: July 27, 2009 11:26 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Too Much Tequila!




Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: July 27, 2009 11:15 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Too Much Tequila!

A thank ya.  Tequilla is indeed my muse.  Gin even more so.  If we did an entire month based on booze, I'd like my chances. 




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 27, 2009 11:08 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Too Much Tequila!

Thanks. I actually asked my Honduran born wife what the words were. Go figure. Haha! That's too funny. Laughing



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: July 27, 2009 10:55 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Too Much Tequila!

Thanks. I actually asked my Honduran born wife what the words were. Go figure.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: July 27, 2009 10:39 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Too Much Tequila!

So, Tequilla is to Riverrock as Turkish Oil Wrestlers are to Ktopp.  Congrats on the hat trick.  Must say it was a much better subject to pull off the feat on.  Five time champ now has some work to do to become a six time winner.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 27, 2009 10:31 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Too Much Tequila!

Well, played riverrock! You almost nabbed one for your "1982 Rickey" entry too.


Train Derailer
1)  Jorge prays every day that nationalized healthcare becomes a reality so he can finally have his Mrs. Doubtfire tumor removed.

theriverrock
2) Madge Farfegnugen proofreads the personal ad she left in this week's Hamburg Times: "Single white female seeks same for Sunday drives in my Ferrari, David Hasselhoff concerts under the stars, and WNBA games on the satellite dish.  A love of femullets and Formula 1 Racing is a definite plus." 

theriverrock
3) Much to his mother's chagrin, not even eharmony.com and their vaunted 29 dimensions of compatibility, could find an appropriate match for Mongo. 

Beevillian
4)   Ashton takes 1st place in the Special Olympics decathalon only because Lars(on the right) was distracted by a shiny penny on the ground.

Mister Peabody
5.  "Rickey thanks you for this great honor.  Rickey was talking to Rickey's self the other day.  Rickey said 'Rickey wouldn't it be a great honor for Rickey to accept this award in front of all of Rickey's fans who had come to see Rickey?' Rickey agreed wholeheartedly.  Both Rickeys went to McRickey's afterward and ordered a couple of McRickeywichs with McRickey sauce.  It was Rickey-licious!  But...um..anyway...and so Rickey and Rickey's self both made it here today to share with you Rickey's humble greatness... "



theriverrock
The $25,000 Pyramid

1)
Nipsy Russell: Tequilla...sombreros...John Madden in drag
Contestant: Things you find in Tijuana!
Ding, ding, ding!

2)
Nipsy Russell: WNBA box scores...
Contestant: Things lesbians read in the newspaper!
Ding, ding, ding!

3)
Nipsy Russel: Barack Obama...the Pope...
Contestant: World leaders!
Nipsy Russell:  Barack Obama...the Pope...Spiderman...the number 7
Contestant: Things you tattoo on your chest!
Ding, ding, ding!

4)
Nipsy Russel: And the nominess are...and the Oscar goes to...
Contestant: Phrases that will never include the name Ashton Kutcher!
Ding, ding, ding!

5)
Nipsy Russel: Run on sentences...words used out of context...
Contestant: Things you read on a CBS Sports message board!
Nipsy Russell: Run on sentences...words used out of context.....referring to ones self in the third person
Contestant: THINGS HEARD DURING A RICKEY HENDERSON SPEECH!!!
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
Dick Clark: Congratulations, you've won $25,000 dollars!!

July Scoreboard
1. theriverrock  13
2. kmvenne 11
3. Train Derailer 7
4. pianomn623 6
4. Beevillian 6
4. Mister Peabody 6
5. BigBluMasochist 5
6. ktopp24 4
6. skinsinsk 4
7. Hoosier Mick 3
7. @mped4 3
7. Sircheeks 3
7. BuccinGator 3
8. howie115 2
8. D2Moo 2
8. WarpedMind 2
9. Tarheel_rockman 1
9. turbozo 1
9. Smitty61050 1
9. Dutch Boy 1
9. FSU Brian 1
9. Big John Studd 1
9. momluvsfootball 1
9. NCAABKJNK81 1
9. Sircheeks 1

9. packerzrule 1
9.
Ifonlyweknew 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 27, 2009 10:22 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Too Much Tequila!

3.  La La Bama, La La Bama... I smell the next great country music hit!

"Al-la-la-la-la-Bama! Al-la-la-la-la-Bama! Way down in Dixie, we bar-be-que chickens!" Tongue out









(For the record, I do like my share of coutry music.)


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