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Photo Caption Contest: Big Papi's Big Problem

Posted on: August 10, 2009 11:14 am
 
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August Scoreboard
1. Train Derailer 4
2. D2Moo 3
2. theriverrock 3
2. kmvenne 3
3. Tarheel_rockman 2
3. howie115 2
3. Beevillian 2
4. ktopp24 1
4. EagleMtnAirTax 1
4. @mped 1
4. bci_moss 1
4. NFL-Solomon 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Jul 5, 2009
Posted on: August 11, 2009 1:56 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Big Papi's Big Problem

#5  So...really...what did you think about the Danica Patrick commercial?



Since: Jul 5, 2009
Posted on: August 11, 2009 1:51 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Big Papi's Big Problem

#3  The golfer wearin' tights was two holes behind and unable to close the gap between him and the golfers in front of him, so rather than penalize him one stroke, the course marshalls sic'd the official "penalty weazel" on him.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 11, 2009 12:26 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Big Papi's Big Problem

vol u me
1. For the last time. It's not a table cloth, it is a shirt.

Mister Peabody
2.  Ray was sure to wear as much protection as possible for the annual gay swim "meat", especially after the Great Jellyfish Attack of '07 left him paralyzed in his kneecap.

theriverrock
3) Not only can Toonces the Cat drive a car, clearly she can deliver a mean Piledriver

Train Derailer
4)  This is what you get when you order the Orkin man's "Never Need Service Again" termite treatment.

skinsinsk
5) Tom: "I have to hand it to you. It's really easier doing it this way."
    Steve: "Yeah, I figured out this technique in my last job. Boss didn't take to well to it though."
    Tom:  "What was your last job?"
    Steve: "Surgeon."



howie115
From the incomparable Lewis Black:

#1 -- "Tonight on the Root of All Evil...Steroids versus Boob Jobs... Steroids have turned us into a nation of muscle-bound cheaters.  I blame Charles Atlas.  His ads in the back of comic books were my generation's inspiration to shoot up with a needle full of whoopa$$."
#2 -- "I tried on a speedo once... it looked like I was carrying grapes in the wrong place."
#3 -- "The first explorers of the American West, well, like a lot of explorers...they drank. And there were all these different f*** animals they'd never seen before..."
#4 -- "Halftime at the Super Bowl has gotten exponentially worse in my lifetime. If it progresses at this pace, I guess next year they're just gonna fly over the stadium and drop sh*t on people."
#5 -- "I never understood NASCAR.  Now, after driving in Atlanta traffic, I finally get it.  'Oh...that's what a car is SUPPOSED to do.'"

August Scoreboard
1. Train Derailer 5
2. theriverrock 4
3. D2Moo 3
3. kmvenne 3
3. howie115 3
4. Tarheel_rockman 2
4. Beevillian 2
5. ktopp24 1
5. vol u me 1
5. skinsinsk 1
5. Mister Peabody 1
5. EagleMtnAirTax 1
5. @mped 1
5. bci_moss 1
5. NFL-Solomon 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: August 11, 2009 12:18 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Big Papi's Big Problem


Kmvenne, the Knicks will be back someday.  Just had to make a humorous comment about the image of a garage with stacks of programs no one wants, not even Zeke.

It's nice to see that the Knicks have fallen so far, they are a bigger joke then Mr. T cereal...Frown .

Anyway, save your Knicks jokes, they are probably a lock to make an apperance in the kmvenne Open on the 31st Cool .



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: August 11, 2009 12:13 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Big Papi's Big Problem

and stacks upon stacks of Knicks programs from the Isiah Thomas era.
Wow. those programs have got to be worth, what, maybe 3 for a dollar.  I guess 6000 of them should get you something, wholesale.

When Zeke was in NY, didn't the Knicks have to pay people to take those programs if his picture was in it?  LOL.

Where is one of those machines that takes magazines and turns them into fire logs when you need one?

Kmvenne, the Knicks will be back someday.  Just had to make a humorous comment about the image of a garage with stacks of programs no one wants, not even Zeke.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: August 10, 2009 11:59 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Big Papi's Big Problem



That's true.  In fact,  Kmvenne and Bigblu have their busts immortalized in Joe's Hall of Fame of photo captionist.   Joe has  probably cleared an 8 x 8  space in his garage for Hall of Fame members.   He's got a blacklight that shines on them 24 hours a day!!

Joe better not clear up no 8 x 8 space in his garage. I don't pay him $5,000 a month for storage in that thing for him to be throwing out all my precious unopened boxes of Mr. T cereal, Saved by the Bell VHS tapes, and stacks upon stacks of Knicks programs from the Isiah Thomas era.



Since: Jul 22, 2008
Posted on: August 10, 2009 11:45 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Big Papi's Big Problem

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Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 10, 2009 11:16 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Big Papi's Big Problem

Don't think me a suck-up, but THAT was friggin' funny, Joe. Thanks man! Guess I did OK today. Laughing



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 10, 2009 11:15 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Big Papi's Big Problem

4) Dr. Evil reveals his next plot to hold the world ransom for "One Meeelion Dollars", the aptly named, "Project Pakled." (I'll pause as you non-geeks look that up.) Why does every Star Trek race just look like another dude with a different kind of skin fold on their head?



Since: Oct 27, 2006
Posted on: August 10, 2009 8:38 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Big Papi's Big Problem

1) I never buy dee stuff. I tink maybe Manny put that stuff in Big Pappy's rice and beans to make Big Pappy in trouble!

2)  Gold,Silver and Bronze medalists " Pop their Corks " At the Fire Island Triathalon.

3) GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUL!!!!!!!

4)T.O doing his new " Funky Transformer " touchdown celebration.


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