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Photo Caption Contest: Big Melons!

Posted on: August 12, 2009 11:12 am
 

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August Scoreboard
1. Train Derailer 5
2. theriverrock 4
2. Beevillian 4
2. D2Moo 4
3. kmvenne 3
3. howie115 3
3. Tarheel_rockman 3
4. EagleMtnAirTax 2
5. ktopp24 1
5. WBAGDERS 1
5. vol u me 1
5. skinsinsk 1
5. Mister Peabody 1
5. @mped 1
5. bci_moss 1
5. NFL-Solomon 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 13, 2009 1:32 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Big Melons!

Who are these guys!? Seriously... it was great to see all the new faces today. Laughing

theriverrock
1) You'd stay indoors too if you were suffering from Melondoma.

Gallagher005
#2 "Its a good thing i have this shovel or i'd have a hard time picking up 2 hats at a time"

billyxxxho
3) "Introducing the new Polish bikini wax"!!!!

DNatas
4.  Singer Adam Duritz of Counting Crows is an accomplished batsman, his backup plan for when the rock band eventually calls it quits.

4EVER-HEELS
#5 As soon as Shelly counted to 100 and opened her eyes, she realized that everyone attending this years "Family Day" picnic sucked at Hide and go Seek.


theriverrock
60 Seconds Later...

1) ..."The Melon Camp," the militant, Canadian based wing of John Mellencamp's Official Fan Club, rises during the 7th Inning Stretch at Rodgers Centre for the moment they've all been waiting for: John Mellencamp's stirring rendition of the Stephen Abootman classic "Canada on Strike."   

2) ...Red Wings fans, in an obvious attempt to lure Bikini Girl back out on the ice, shower the ice with hats yet again after a mere highlight of Marian Hossa's third goal appears on the arena's Jumbotron.  

3) ...a clean shaven Borat, after successfully navigating The Wipeout Zone, asks Wipeout co-host Jill Wagner for some "sexy time."

4) ...British Cricket fans continue to boo Manny Ramirez after ManRam failed to run out a "lightly shot sticky wicket."

5) ...spectator Jenny McCormick, upon looking down at the club head about to strike the ball out of her lap, suddenly looks up at the golfer holding the club and exclaims "hey, I call mine Big Bertha too!"

August Scoreboard
1. theriverrock 6
2. Train Derailer 5
3. Beevillian 4
3. D2Moo 4
4. kmvenne 3
4. howie115 3
4. Tarheel_rockman 3
5. EagleMtnAirTax 2
6. ktopp24 1
6. WBAGDERS 1
6. Gallagher005 1
6. 4EVER-HEELS 1
6. billyxxxho 1
6. vol u me 1
6. skinsinsk 1
6. DNates 1
6. Mister Peabody 1
6. @mped 1
6. bci_moss 1
6. NFL-Solomon 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne







Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 12, 2009 11:37 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Big Melons!

#5 As soon as Shelly counted to 100 and opened her eyes, she realized that everyone attending this years "Family Day" picnic sucked at Hide and go Seek. LOL... That one will be tough to beat! Well done!



Since: Jun 7, 2007
Posted on: August 12, 2009 10:49 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Big Melons!

1) Where's Gallagher when you need him!
2) People lose their heads when the Hooters' Hockey Team plays around on the ice.
3a) Sean Penn showing more than Britney Spears??  Go figure.
3b) (HOT BALLS...DON'T TRIP!  HOT BALLS...DON'T TRIP!)
4) What Manny really did during his 50-game suspension.
5) She was too embarrassed to admit that she wanted him to play the ball where it lied.

...and for the grand attempt at a one-liner for all five pix:
"Lots of ballin' going on!!!"



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: August 12, 2009 10:48 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Big Melons!

The old standby group posting using Caddyshack quotes:

#1 - Al Czervik: Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
      
; [looks at Judge Smails, who's wearing the same hat]
      
; Al Czervik
: Oh, it looks good on you though.

#2 - Al Czervik: You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

#3 - Ty Webb: You take drugs, Danny?
      
; Danny Noonan
: Every day.
      
; Ty Webb
: Good. Then what's your problem?
      
; Danny Noonan
: I don't know.

#4 - Dr. Beeper: I thought you'd be the man to beat this year.
      
; Ty Webb
: I guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself.

#5 - Carl Spackler: Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the champion. It looks like a  mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!



Since: Aug 9, 2008
Posted on: August 12, 2009 9:49 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Big Melons!

1. With paper bags currently in a shortage, fans are reduced to use available summer fruit when attending Mets games.
2. As a league fine for having chearleaders, the Carolina Hurricanes' chearleaders are now required to clean up inbetween periods.
3. This is exactly why banana hammock coal skipping is not allowed in the United States.
4. PEDs can aid in performance, but not in wardrobe choice.
5. Open your mouth and close your eyes.  Naw, that's just wrong when it happens on a golf course instead of the basement.



Since: Jul 22, 2008
Posted on: August 12, 2009 9:21 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Big Melons!

#4) And you will pay me How Much?????



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: August 12, 2009 7:21 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Big Melons!

#2.  Miner League



Since: Aug 8, 2009
Posted on: August 12, 2009 6:42 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Big Melons!

Photo 2: Xristina acting career is just around the corner, in the meantime she had to pick up side work.

Photo 3: The Borat olympics was flat out a bad idea

Photo 5: Little does young Mandy know when she opens her eyes her dream of a surprise party at a golf course with her father's friends has come true



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: August 12, 2009 6:01 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Big Melons!

5) Chaska, Minnesota native Julie Graves did not show up at Hazeltine today to watch the action.  No, she is the world's biggest Lance Armstrong fan and has been in that same spot for nearly a month mourning his 3rd place finish.



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: August 12, 2009 5:57 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Big Melons!

#4.  The tiny balls suited Manny just fine.


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