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Photo Caption Contest: Barack the house

Posted on: August 13, 2009 11:27 am
 
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August Scoreboard
1. theriverrock 6
2. Train Derailer 5
3. Beevillian 4
3. D2Moo 4
4. kmvenne 3
4. howie115 3
4. Tarheel_rockman 3
5. EagleMtnAirTax 2
6. ktopp24 1
6. WBAGDERS 1
6. Gallagher005 1
6. 4EVER-HEELS 1
6. billyxxxho 1
6. vol u me 1
6. skinsinsk 1
6. DNates 1
6. Mister Peabody 1
6. @mped 1
6. bci_moss 1
6. NFL-Solomon 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne


How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: August 13, 2009 10:18 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Barack the house

2) A loud golf swing is heard.

Idiot 1: YOU THE MAN!!!
Idiot 2: GET IN THE HOLE!!!
Idiot 1: Hahahaha.  Tiger probably thinks that's awesome when we yell that, huh dude?
Idiot 2: You know it, bra.
Yeah, I always love the idgits that scream get in the hole when Tiger tees off ... ON A PAR FREAKIN' FIVE.  Great job, riverrock.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 13, 2009 10:17 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Barack the house

kmvenne
1) Barack Obama, going through serious withdrawals after the secret service took his Blackberry away, attempts to pull up funny videos on his invisible PDA.

Beevillain
2) First of all,  there is no way Chuck Norris would enter a golf tournament.  If he did and there was a tie,  he would take Sudden Death Playoff to a whole new meaning.

howie115
#3 -- "Duuuuuude... you got some serious spinach breath!"

theriverrock
4) Danny Bonaduce trains for his upcoming fight against Dustin Diamond, aka Screech from Saved by the Bell.  The August 22nd fight, dubbed "The Fat, Geeky Loser vs. the Drug Addicted Boozer" is available on pay-per-view.

@mped4
#5 Jim didnt listen when Wonka told him to keep his hands out of the M&M's jar



Beevillain
Failed Promotional Advertisements

1) "Hi, I'm Barack Obama.  A child's mind is a terrible thing to waste.  Please take time to read to your children and challenge them.  Just like I am,  with a 10 trillion dollar deficit."
2) (While secretly holding hands beneath the picture) "Even though we have total opposite idols,  E-harmony matched us on 93 different levels."
3)  "Popeyes nuclear spicy  chicken,  it's hoootttt!!!"
4)  "Hi, I'm Danny Bonaduce.  Jump roping is the 1246th killer in the United States.  You can accidentally catch the rope on your feet, fall, and possibly skin your knee.  This should  only be done by qualified specialists, as myself."
5)  "Hate crimes are still heinous in the US.  Please,  think twice when you see a colored person."


August Scoreboard
1. theriverrock 7
2. Beevillian 6
3. Train Derailer 5
4. D2Moo 4
4. kmvenne 4
4. howie115 4
5. Tarheel_rockman 3
6. EagleMtnAirTax 2
6. @mped 2
7. ktopp24 1
7. WBAGDERS 1
7. Gallagher005 1
7. 4EVER-HEELS 1
7. billyxxxho 1
7. vol u me 1
7. skinsinsk 1
7. DNates 1
7. Mister Peabody 1
7. bci_moss 1
7. NFL-Solomon 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: August 13, 2009 8:49 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Barack the house

#4.  The "Poseur" prepares to fight Donny Osmond.



Since: May 21, 2009
Posted on: August 13, 2009 7:26 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Barack the house

1.  At least some people think Obama is funny.

2.  I'm with dumb...I'm with dumberer...

3.  I am Grok the Destroyer and I am going to suck your brains out through your pipe Pops.

4.  You talkin' ta me?  YOU TALKIN' TA ME!!!  Well I'm the only badass here sucka!

5.  Try me...I'm the newest flavor in Hawaiian Ice.




Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: August 13, 2009 6:34 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Barack the house

Failed Promotional Advertisements

1) "Hi, I'm Barack Obama.  A child's mind is a terrible thing to waste.  Please take time to read to your children and challenge them.  Just like I am,  with a 10 trillion dollar deficit."

2) (While secretly holding hands beneath the picture) "Even though we have total opposite idols,  E-harmony matched us on 93 different levels."

3)  "Popeyes nuclear spicy  chicken,  it's hoootttt!!!"

4)  "Hi, I'm Danny Bonaduce.  Jump roping is the 1246th killer in the United States.  You can accidentally catch the rope on your feet, fall, and possibly skin your knee.  This should  only be done by qualified specialists, as myself."

5)  "Hate crimes are still heinous in the US.  Please,  think twice when you see a colored person."



Since: Jan 3, 2007
Posted on: August 13, 2009 6:04 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Barack the house

1)  "For every four hours of 'Family Matters' you watch, you'll get an hour of 'Spongebob' credits."

4)  Nothing gets between Danny and that smooth, Marlboro taste.

5)  Dominick could use a little bit of "Just For Men, Raving Lunatic Soccer Fan Formula" on the sides.



Since: Jan 3, 2007
Posted on: August 13, 2009 5:55 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Barack the house

1)  "Sorry, kid, but for this plan to work your grandpa's just going to have to go somewhere and die."

2)  Somewhere between Country Club Lane and Fraternity Row is a perfect disaster just waiting to happen.

3)  Some say he gives too much tongue, but who's a Popeye the Sailor life-sized doll to complain, anyway?

4)  It really is true.  Smoking makes you look cool.

5)  Getting a swirly from your co-workers at the crayon factory comes with some rather colorful consequences.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: August 13, 2009 5:23 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Barack the house

5.  Wo Fat apparently had watched one too many nature films about how how male birds coloring helps them attract a mate.

Mr. typo strikes once again.  Corrected.



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: August 13, 2009 5:19 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Barack the house

3) The Popeye the Sailor Man Blow Up Doll: Blow him up, and he'll say "blow me down!"



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: August 13, 2009 5:18 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Barack the house

2. D2Moo couldn't be happier to see that someone else shops at the same T-shirt place he does.

3.  We all knew eventually, teams would start running out of mascot ideas, This is just one of the sad results.

4.  When TMZ asked Mickey Roarke why he wanted Danny to play him in his autobiographical film, Mick said, "We needed someone who was short, egotistical, and had absolutely no talent.  Danny was our first and only choice."

5.  Wo Fat apparently had watched one too many nature films about how how male birds coloring helps them atterct a mate.


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