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Photo Caption Contest: Barack the house

Posted on: August 13, 2009 11:27 am
 
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August Scoreboard
1. theriverrock 6
2. Train Derailer 5
3. Beevillian 4
3. D2Moo 4
4. kmvenne 3
4. howie115 3
4. Tarheel_rockman 3
5. EagleMtnAirTax 2
6. ktopp24 1
6. WBAGDERS 1
6. Gallagher005 1
6. 4EVER-HEELS 1
6. billyxxxho 1
6. vol u me 1
6. skinsinsk 1
6. DNates 1
6. Mister Peabody 1
6. @mped 1
6. bci_moss 1
6. NFL-Solomon 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne


How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: August 13, 2009 5:15 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Barack the house

#5)  In typical Japanese fashion, the Japanese "borrow" from 40 year old American culture by creating a game show hosted by a "conehead"-like character know as "Snowconehead". 


(Man..... I'm getting old...)




Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: August 13, 2009 4:56 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Barack the house

Note Slipped in the Wingo reference for kmvenne. Wingy!



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: August 13, 2009 4:53 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Barack the house

Heck with it, I'm just going to keep the Chuck Norris theme going. I laugh at them, I admit it.

1) Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

2) Chuck Norris actually owns FedEx. It was an extremely hostile takeover.

3) Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous

4) What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division”.

5) Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

(I'm assuming that last one is columbian. I think I know my flags of the world still...Laughing )



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: August 13, 2009 4:49 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Barack the house

I don't have time to read everybody's submissions today, so I apologize in advance if I end up stealing somebody else's idea.

1) Barack seems unable to find ANYBODY interested enough to listen to his healthcare reform strategy.

2) To answer the question on the shirt on the right: "No, because nobody at the Golf Channel is perv enough to go Erin Andrews on her."

3) Here we see Ktopp is his strange halloween scary trojan getup make out with his boyhood hero, Popeye.

4) Tonight at 9:00 on TruTV, "The Smoking Gun Presents: World's Dumbest Celebrity Competitions."  Watch as Danny Bonaduce makes fun of, well, himself in the number 2 spot (Canseco gets top billing).

5) Avid Harry Potter fan Agnes Sanchez designs her head to look like the back end of her country's racing brooms for their national Quidditch team.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: August 13, 2009 4:36 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Barack the house

1.  Obama:  And that's why, when I was your age, Bob Love was a better player than Hawthorne Wingo.
     Kid:  Wish I was home watching Spongebob right now.

Note Slipped in the Wingo reference for kmvenne.

1.  Billy was disillusioned when he found out the President was as boring and long winded as his dad.




Since: Aug 9, 2008
Posted on: August 13, 2009 4:31 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Barack the house

1. Even the kids are tired of seeing the President at ball games instead of working on economic and health care reform.
2. The PGA finally decided to have the Winnebago Circuit come to Texas.
4. The Webster's definition for equalization.
5. And it took him four hours to decide which shirt to wear.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: August 13, 2009 4:24 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Barack the house

1) Barack Obama, going through serious withdrawals after the secret service took his Blackberry away, attempts to pull up funny videos on his invisible PDA.

2) If Chuck Norris has 5 FedEx cups and Tiger Woods has 5 FedEx cups, then Chuck Norris has more FedEx cups then Tiger does.

2a) When Chuck Norris hits his golf ball into water, it doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris ball'd.

2b) Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird(ie)

3) Weezy later showed up and said "I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a 'Stop being so frickin creepy!' today"

4) kmvenne goes into serious training, hoping to avoid his first week without a point in a long time. You can get results in 1 day or working out, right?

5) Rocket Pops just don't look as tasty when they are not the patriotic red, white, and blue, but instead the colors of some other stupid country. And also, they don't look as delicious when they are a human and not ice cream.



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: August 13, 2009 4:13 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Barack the house

2) A loud golf swing is heard.

Idiot 1: YOU THE MAN!!!
Idiot 2: GET IN THE HOLE!!!
Idiot 1: Hahahaha.  Tiger probably thinks that's awesome when we yell that, huh dude?
Idiot 2: You know it, bra.



 




Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: August 13, 2009 4:06 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Barack the house

2)

Dude 1: Dude!  You got a tattoo!
Dude 2: So do you, dude!  Dude, what does my tattoo say? 
Dude 1: "Sweet!"  What about mine? 
Dude 2: "Dude!"  What does mine say? 
Dude 1:  "Sweet!"  What about mine? 
Dude 2: "Dude!"  What does mine say?
Dude 1: "Sweet!"  What about mine? 
Dude 2: "Dude!"  What does mine say?
Dude 1: "Sweet!"  What about mine?
Dude 2: "Dude!"  What does mine say?
Dude 1: "Sweet!"  What about mine?
Dude 2: "Dude!"  What does mine say?
Dude 1: "Sweet!"  What about mine?




Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: August 13, 2009 3:58 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Barack the house

4)  After waiting patiently for several years,  the Grim Reaper(pictured back) is waiting for Danny to drop at any moment.


4)  After waiting patiently for several years, the Grim Reaper(pictured back) is anticipating Danny to drop at any moment.

 

(Too much redundancy in the first caption)



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