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Photo Caption Contest: Philly-buster?

Posted on: August 17, 2009 11:36 am
Edited on: August 17, 2009 11:38 am
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August Scoreboard
1. theriverrock 7
2. Beevillian 6
3. Train Derailer 5
4. D2Moo 4
4. kmvenne 4
4. howie115 4
5. Tarheel_rockman 3
6. EagleMtnAirTax 2
6. @mped 2
7. ktopp24 1
7. WBAGDERS 1
7. Gallagher005 1
7. 4EVER-HEELS 1
7. billyxxxho 1
7. vol u me 1
7. skinsinsk 1
7. DNates 1
7. Mister Peabody 1
7. bci_moss 1
7. NFL-Solomon 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


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Since: Jun 25, 2008
Posted on: August 20, 2009 1:55 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Philly-buster?

1. Does everyone see that seeing eye dog over there My pit bull brett would eat that thing for breakfast we will start the odds at 20-1.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 18, 2009 1:47 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Philly-buster?

Train Derailer
1)  The importance of the press conference was not overlooked by Andy Reid, who wore his man-bra for the occasion.

Train Derailer
2)  The grimace of pain says it all, as it never pays to play dirty against "Iron Cheeks" Malone.

skinsinsk
3. There are three things Germans are great at: drinking beer, building affordable while still reliable automobiles, and creating terrifying propaganda.

theriverrock
4) Blame Canada!  Blame Canada!  For the love handle having chicks, and the dude's with hockey sticks.  Blame Canada!  Blame Canadaaaaaa...it isn't even a real county anywayyyy.

River_Rat
5.  The tender moment ended quickly after baby bear told her his bed was Just Right.



Tarheel_rockman
Tips from Sun Tzu's The Art Of War:

1)  You can judge the most nervous person before a battle by who drinks the most from their water bottle.
2)  There are no rules in war.  Not hitting below the belt is for Englishmen.
3)  Before one finishes, one must start.  Do not put the podium before the blocks.
4)  Fierce Samurai warrior tattoos can distract and intimidate your opponents.  And then there is this kind.  
5)  Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and cop a feel as often as you can.


August Scoreboard
1. theriverrock 8
2. Train Derailer 7  
3. Beevillian 6
4. D2Moo 4
4. kmvenne 4
4. howie115 4
4. Tarheel_rockman 4
5. EagleMtnAirTax 2
5. @mped 2
5. skinsinsk 2
6. ktopp24 1
6. WBAGDERS 1
6. Gallagher005 1
6. 4EVER-HEELS 1
6. billyxxxho 1
6. River_Rat 1
6. vol u me 1
6. DNates 1
6. Mister Peabody 1
6. bci_moss 1
6. NFL-Solomon 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne


Jamammy3000
Since: May 11, 2009
Posted on: August 17, 2009 9:42 pm
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Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: August 17, 2009 9:40 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Philly-buster?

1) Eagles coach Andy Reid and former Colts coach Tony Dungy address the media as new Eagles backup quarterback Michael Vick undresses Suzy Kolber with his eyes. 



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: August 17, 2009 9:37 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Philly-buster?

5) CoCo Wheats (D2 will get that one)

Kmvenne, I got it.  Good one.Wink
I won't say I've been around the block once or twice, but I knew Ali Baba when he fighting only 9 theives.Wink 
Sorry D2Moo.... didn't see that one....Embarassed   but we're all friends here, right?

I'm pretty sure Joe has fostered a culture here that runs opposite to this thought.
Sometimes it gets out of hand slightly, but everyone knows this is all in fun.  It is isn't it?Surprised

If actual prizes ever are on the line here, Darwinism might see it's finest hour.




Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: August 17, 2009 9:31 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Philly-buster?

2) I'll save ya, Lemmiwinks!



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: August 17, 2009 9:28 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Philly-buster?

3) Put 'em on the glass, Powder!



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: August 17, 2009 9:27 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Philly-buster?

Kickin' back with the Island sounds of Jimmy Buffett.

1.  Until the Eagles offered a contract,, Michael Vick was tired of hearing from NFL teams, "If the Phone Don't Ring It's Me."

2.  When Timosa tried to reach through to disloge the ball, his opponent started thinking, "The Weather's Here, Wish You were Beautiful."

3.  After being caught illegally playing with the wrong instrument in front of the department store, his boss told Gunther, "You'll Never Work In Dis Bidness Again."

4.  After getting a tatoo and going off training for a while, the love handles just showed "When the Wild Life Betrayed Me" and so did her times in the 800M.

5.  Jenna got suspious when she could hear the mascots i-pod blaring, "Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw."



Since: Jan 3, 2007
Posted on: August 17, 2009 8:47 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Philly-buster?

1)  The reaction is what you would expect from the three guest judges for America's Got Talent after the act of Dickie the Dog-Beater.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: August 17, 2009 8:06 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Philly-buster?

#3 - Hey!! I didn't know that Nicole Kidman moved to Berlin, shaved her head, developed an affection for short shorts and rainbow shoes, and now likes to stare at black guys butts. But then again, I only read People Magazine when it has somebody interesting on the cover.


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