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Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

Posted on: August 19, 2009 11:40 am
 
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August Scoreboard
1. theriverrock 9
2. Train Derailer 7  
3. Beevillian 6
4. kmvenne 5
5. D2Moo 4
5. howie115 4
5. Tarheel_rockman 4
5. skinsinsk 4
6. EagleMtnAirTax 3
7. @mped 2
7. Mister Peabody 2
8. ktopp24 1
8. WBAGDERS 1
8. Gallagher005 1
8. 4EVER-HEELS 1
8. billyxxxho 1
8. River_Rat 1
8. vol u me 1
8. DNates 1
8. bci_moss 1
8. NFL-Solomon 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

 


 

Comments

Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: August 19, 2009 8:18 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

#1  It must have been from the 60's, she just couldn't come up with an answer when she was a contestant on "Name That Bruin".



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 8:14 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

2) So we get into bed and we're getting into it, right?  It wasn't until I really looked closely at her hands, Reg, that I said to myself "Dude!  Dude's a dude!"



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: August 19, 2009 8:10 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

#5  David Carradine will be proud. We have enough rope for the whole team to get auto-erotically asphyxiated.



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 8:08 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

GB, I never look at the comments before I post, and I guess we both saw the "Hans' angle.  Sorry for inadvertently duplicating the name.Ahhhh screw it.  I think I used 'Hans' too.




Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: August 19, 2009 8:03 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

#3  Thumbs up for having a spermatozoon on my helmet!




Since: Jan 10, 2008
Posted on: August 19, 2009 8:02 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

 "Hurry Hans!!!  GB, I never look at the comments before I post, and I guess we both saw the "Hans' angle.  Sorry for inadvertently duplicating the name.



Since: Jan 10, 2008
Posted on: August 19, 2009 7:59 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

1) Shuless Joe's fetish for the perverted bear mascot has gone to the nth degree, therefore, hopefully, will end.

2) You mean to tell me that you did it without "the stuff?"

3) This thumb is lubed boys.  Green Bay likes it that way.

4) Jet2.com sponsors English rugby team unaware of the pervasive roid use.  One of them is injecting far too much.

5) Just move Hans!  This device will serve us well back at the hotel room.



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: August 19, 2009 7:56 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

#2  Reggie, I thought that skit you did with John Belushi and the Killer Bees on SNL was just a joke. You mean you really "buzz off" five times a day.



Since: Feb 25, 2009
Posted on: August 19, 2009 7:44 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

Picture #3 - I joined the mile high club on the private jet on the way here with Deanna, I'll never fly commercial again!  Want to smell my thumb?



Since: Nov 16, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 7:14 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

Dude's not a chick, dude. Dude's a dude, dude.

Thanks for letting Joe in on the inside joke, trr. The psycho that requested account termination hated being called "dude", Joe. I consider myself a dude's dude. I actually auditioned for the Dos Equis commercial as "The most interesting dude in the world" until their ill-fated decision to opt for "The most interesting man in the world". Besides, noting my affection for female anatomy, I might never leave the house if I was a chick.



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