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Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

Posted on: August 19, 2009 11:40 am
 
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August Scoreboard
1. theriverrock 9
2. Train Derailer 7  
3. Beevillian 6
4. kmvenne 5
5. D2Moo 4
5. howie115 4
5. Tarheel_rockman 4
5. skinsinsk 4
6. EagleMtnAirTax 3
7. @mped 2
7. Mister Peabody 2
8. ktopp24 1
8. WBAGDERS 1
8. Gallagher005 1
8. 4EVER-HEELS 1
8. billyxxxho 1
8. River_Rat 1
8. vol u me 1
8. DNates 1
8. bci_moss 1
8. NFL-Solomon 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

 


 

Comments

Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: August 19, 2009 7:05 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

Colbert is da bomb! 

I totally agree Howie, I love my TiVo, get to catch all the episodes Laughing .

PS> Well played on #4 (picture #4, as opposed to the purple #4. It's confusing today. Joe should have made #4 #4. Wait, I think I just confused myself...)



Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: August 19, 2009 6:50 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

2. "Wait a moment. Shouldn't I be out there playing third base?"

3. "I am pleased to announce that I have put the Energizer Bunny into permanent retirement. Now I am the only one that can keep going, and going, and going...."

or

3. "I hear there's an old guy in Arizona who uses gloves. Me, I think a real man should want to show off his thumbs."



5. Candystripers just don't age well.



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 6:41 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

Dude's not a chick, dude.  Dude's a dude, dude.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 6:29 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

I wouldn't poke fun at livin_the_dream, Joe.  He's a true TERMINATOR, and he's responsible for, without question, the greatest single meltdown in cbssports message board history.


Lol... I didn't realize I could take that any other way. So the dude is not a chick, dude?



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 6:26 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

3) As if the Brett Favre press conference wasn't already a circus, it managed to get even more bizarre when Keith Hernandez and Walt "Clyde" Frazier showed up with microphones and goofed on Favre's beard.



Since: Jun 22, 2009
Posted on: August 19, 2009 6:17 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

Photograph Number 4 : "Hi I'm Johnny Noxville, welcome to Jackass"



Since: Aug 4, 2009
Posted on: August 19, 2009 6:03 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

#1 "Looks like somebody needs a hug!!!!!"

#2 so we were at this cute little martini bar and then everyone started singing "STOP.....IN THE NAME OF LOVE"

#3 "You will have to excuse my alzheimer's.  Is this a retirement press conference or an unretirement press conference?"

#4  That Rogaine bath was a bad idea!!!!!

#5  "Hurry Hans!!!  We have to get this thread to Mr. Versace so he can finish sewing our matching trousers!!!!!!!!!"




Since: Mar 30, 2009
Posted on: August 19, 2009 5:58 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

Movie quotes from Star Wars:

1) "Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her."

2) "I am your father."   "Nooooooooo!"

3) "Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money"

4) "That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that."

5) "Well, don't look at me, pal. I just said you were a fair pilot. I didn't know they were looking for somebody to lead this crazy attack."




Since: Feb 25, 2009
Posted on: August 19, 2009 5:43 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

Photo Caption #3 - what's the over under on how many years until I retire again?



Since: Feb 25, 2009
Posted on: August 19, 2009 5:42 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

Photo Caption # 4 - Cousin It seen pictured here in his young days as a traveling soccer pro


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