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Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

Posted on: August 19, 2009 11:40 am
 
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August Scoreboard
1. theriverrock 9
2. Train Derailer 7  
3. Beevillian 6
4. kmvenne 5
5. D2Moo 4
5. howie115 4
5. Tarheel_rockman 4
5. skinsinsk 4
6. EagleMtnAirTax 3
7. @mped 2
7. Mister Peabody 2
8. ktopp24 1
8. WBAGDERS 1
8. Gallagher005 1
8. 4EVER-HEELS 1
8. billyxxxho 1
8. River_Rat 1
8. vol u me 1
8. DNates 1
8. bci_moss 1
8. NFL-Solomon 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

 


 

Comments

Since: Feb 25, 2009
Posted on: August 19, 2009 5:40 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

Photo Caption #1 - There is always time for the "BEAR Necessities!"



Since: Feb 25, 2009
Posted on: August 19, 2009 5:38 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

Photo caption # 4 - Lars did not understand that Rogaine was only for your head and not a whole body shampoo.



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 5:19 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

4) Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca.  Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk.  But Chewbacca lives in the country of Great Britain.  Now think about it...that does not make sense!  Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live in England and play soccer with a bunch of 6-foot tall Englishmen? That does not make sense!



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 4:47 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

Dude... So you're a chick?

Female on deck, gentleman! Mind your behavior!
I wouldn't poke fun at livin_the_dream, Joe.  He's a true TERMINATOR, and he's responsible for, without question, the greatest single meltdown in cbssports message board history.





Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 4:28 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

Don't call me "dude"....dude!!! I may be forced to change my identity, residence and enter the witness protection program if you do not cease and desist, ski. Dude... So you're a chick?

Female on deck, gentleman! Mind your behavior! Tongue out



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 4:12 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

Demotivational Posters:

1) Marathon:  Don't fall down at the 400m mark because you're screwed

2) Oakland Alameda Coliseum:   When the dugout is considered a "Suite",  it's time for new stadium

3) Revenge:  It's icing on the cake when I got 12 million in grip to do it.

4) Teammates:  When they screw up,  don't be afraid to rub their nose in it.

4) Fashion:  Do you really think the sunglasses and gold chain would make you look any better?



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: August 19, 2009 4:03 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

#5 - These guys were not what Justin Timberlake was talking about as they are not bringing Sexyback.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: August 19, 2009 3:58 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

#1 - Much like upset baseball players charge the mound when struck with a stray ball, track and field mascots attack the athletes when struck with a stray javelin or discus.



Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 3:50 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

Awesome theme post, kmvenne.  Colbert is da bomb!  You truly channelled him there.



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 3:45 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

1)  After this encounter,  it didn't take long for Huggy to slip into a long, deep hibernation.


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