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Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

Posted on: August 19, 2009 11:40 am
 
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August Scoreboard
1. theriverrock 9
2. Train Derailer 7  
3. Beevillian 6
4. kmvenne 5
5. D2Moo 4
5. howie115 4
5. Tarheel_rockman 4
5. skinsinsk 4
6. EagleMtnAirTax 3
7. @mped 2
7. Mister Peabody 2
8. ktopp24 1
8. WBAGDERS 1
8. Gallagher005 1
8. 4EVER-HEELS 1
8. billyxxxho 1
8. River_Rat 1
8. vol u me 1
8. DNates 1
8. bci_moss 1
8. NFL-Solomon 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

 


 

Comments

Since: Oct 15, 2008
Posted on: August 19, 2009 3:12 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

4) When the Eagles thought this bear was a dog they tried recruiting him to be there new mascot, when they got turned down they called up scooby doo's agent.



Since: Jan 11, 2008
Posted on: August 19, 2009 3:12 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

LTD is one sick dude.  I like it though!



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 3:11 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

2) "Seriously,  I had to get a restraining order on Peter Gammons.  He kept smelling my underwear!!"



Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 3:10 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

#2 -- A-ROD: "Seriously...you were the first major leaguer to sign a multi-year $5 million contract?  I make that pretty much everytime I fart in the clubhouse."




Since: Oct 15, 2008
Posted on: August 19, 2009 3:08 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

4) Chewbacca's career was going well until the sex tape of him and princess laya dropped.  Since then he was kicked off the team and now has his own reality show. 



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 3:07 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

3) After taking 50 practice snaps from center,  Brett just couldn't resist the uncontrollable urge to smell his thumb.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: August 19, 2009 3:05 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

#4 - With Kermit and Miss Piggy being married with frog/pig children, Animal locked away in an institution, and Grover still searching for love since Camilla the Chicken passed away, Fozzie Bear was desperate for work. The only job he could land was the mascot for the Portugal rugby team.



Since: Nov 16, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 3:05 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

5) These fellas' seemingly harmless gay play took a turn for the worse when Lars was forced to break out the pedal wench to extract the ben-wa balls from Sven's azz.



Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 3:04 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

#4 -- "I told Chris if he kept doing that in the shower he'd get hair on his palms.  Man, he just couldn't stop, could he?"



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 3:03 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

2) When Reggie brought up A-Rod's lack of post season success, an enraged Alex responded with "Reggie!  What did the five fingers say to the face!!??"


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