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Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

Posted on: August 19, 2009 11:40 am
 
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August Scoreboard
1. theriverrock 9
2. Train Derailer 7  
3. Beevillian 6
4. kmvenne 5
5. D2Moo 4
5. howie115 4
5. Tarheel_rockman 4
5. skinsinsk 4
6. EagleMtnAirTax 3
7. @mped 2
7. Mister Peabody 2
8. ktopp24 1
8. WBAGDERS 1
8. Gallagher005 1
8. 4EVER-HEELS 1
8. billyxxxho 1
8. River_Rat 1
8. vol u me 1
8. DNates 1
8. bci_moss 1
8. NFL-Solomon 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

 


 

Comments

Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: August 19, 2009 3:03 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

1) They say "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" but with these photos Joe has leaked, we can all see why Steelers QB Ben Rothlis-bear-ger got a sexual assult civil suit slapped on him by that hotel worker.

2) "I've got 5 whole hits in the playoffs in my career! Who the heck are you? What have you ever done in the clutch???"

3) Kit Kat has started a Snickers like-ad campaign, starting with "Waffle all offseason with Brett Farve-olate"

4) You gotta feel bad for the assistant coach on the far right. Every year he tells the team he is allergic to furry mascots, every year they put him right next to Harry the Hobo-looking Bear, and every year he looks like he's crying in the team photo.

5) 1930's criminal #1: "I say, that was one fine caper, robbing that spindle of wire! What do you say we take it swimming with us?"

1930's criminal #2: "Yes, we will get plenty of loot for this, see. But what if the coppers show up at the lake?"

1930's criminal #1: "It'll be curtains for them. Steel wire curtains!"



Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 3:02 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

Should clarify....

#5 -- Despite David Hasselhoff's popularity in Germany, his attempt to produce a Bohemian version of Baywatch featuring members of the former East German Olympic "Women's" swim team was a meteoric flop.



Since: Oct 15, 2008
Posted on: August 19, 2009 3:01 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

1) The bear was thinking that the setting was just right, blue shorts, blue shoes, blue turf, then the cameras showed up and he caught a case of blue balls.



Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 3:00 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

#5 -- Despite David Hasselhoff's popularity in Germany, his attempt to produce a Bohemian version of Baywatch featuring members of the former East German Olympic swim team was a meteoric flop.



Since: Oct 15, 2008
Posted on: August 19, 2009 2:59 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

1) This chick is in for a big surprise since this bear just came outta his FARVE, I mean hibernation, and is ready to get his freak on.



Since: Nov 16, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 2:57 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

2) "Seriously, Reg, I had no idea the five...five dollah...five dollah foot looooooooong was on MLB's list of banned substances."




Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 2:51 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

#3 -- "Why Minnesota?  Well, I always felt like I missed out on that whole Mississippi River 'Love Boat' experience."




Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 2:50 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

2)  When the conversation turned to playing in October,  Reggie and Alex just couldn't connect



Since: Nov 16, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 2:49 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

3) "Nah, dude, you're a day early. This is the "I'm back...again" presser. The "I'm retiring...again" press conference is scheduled for tomorrow.




Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 2:49 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

#3 -- Like a bad case of herpes, this painful irritant just keeps coming back.


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