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Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

Posted on: August 19, 2009 11:40 am
 
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August Scoreboard
1. theriverrock 9
2. Train Derailer 7  
3. Beevillian 6
4. kmvenne 5
5. D2Moo 4
5. howie115 4
5. Tarheel_rockman 4
5. skinsinsk 4
6. EagleMtnAirTax 3
7. @mped 2
7. Mister Peabody 2
8. ktopp24 1
8. WBAGDERS 1
8. Gallagher005 1
8. 4EVER-HEELS 1
8. billyxxxho 1
8. River_Rat 1
8. vol u me 1
8. DNates 1
8. bci_moss 1
8. NFL-Solomon 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

 


 

Comments

Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 2:47 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

4) Shaggy was the ultimate teammate.  It was just the pee-stained walls and clog shower drains in the locker room that got on everyone's nerves.



Since: Mar 7, 2008
Posted on: August 19, 2009 2:45 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

1) This was the scene after the German sprinter came in 7th place in her heat. Some wondered why Fuzzy the Bear was so excited until the last place sprinters name was announced: Lilian Jacobstein. Nowadays, Fuzzy the anti-semite works Aryan nation birthday parties and NHL games.




Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 2:44 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

#1 -- "Well, after scoring a Kenyan and a Swede, it's on to the East German women... heh-heh... huh?? Hey, wait!  This is a DUDE!"



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 2:39 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

1)  Based on the size of Huggy's feet,  Jan was in for a real painful experience.



Since: Jan 11, 2009
Posted on: August 19, 2009 2:33 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

3.  Two Eyes are always better then one, cuz them Defensive coaches work night and day.
     and quite frankley ,  I am getting Old.




Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 2:16 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

Oops.  A Teen Wolf reference just a couple slots above me and I don't see it. 



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 2:11 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

4) Wanting to prove his worth as a great two sport athlete, Scott "Teen Wolf" Howard not only led his Beacon Town High School basketball team in scoring, he also led the soccer team in both goals and assists.



Since: Mar 7, 2008
Posted on: August 19, 2009 2:10 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

3) Typically, the room will build to a wild frenzy when that one guy starts clapping slowly in the back of the room, but today, John Madden is on his own.
 
 or

3) "I just want to thank John Madden who called me and told me that my arm should be on display at the Smithsonian, along with my natural scent of gasoline, freshly cut grass, and hard liquor. Thanks for helping me realize that the world will stop spinning the minute I retire from football permanently."

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3) Some may complain that Favre isn't worth $25 million, but as he displays here, his thumb is worth at least $20 mil as he can go up to any injured teammate say ouch and touch them, restoring their health while creating a friendship that will last until it's time to go home.



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 1:49 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

2)

Alex: So you're saying that you never got mixed up in 'roids?
Reggie: Well I did have a terrible case of hemorrhoids back in '75, but steroids?  No way.




Since: Oct 15, 2008
Posted on: August 19, 2009 1:42 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

1) With this being bear attack prevention week, this poor girl didnt listen to rule 187, when being chased by a bear your supposed to zig zag.

2) Hey Reggie at first when I felt the flat surface I thought it was Kate Hudsons back but soon realized she was facing me and it was her breasts.

3) With all the attention Vick has been getting, Farve was getting a little jealous and knew it was time to stage his comeback. 

4) Teen Wolf: Part Two Starring from left, Daniel Craig, Johnny Knoxville, Micheal J Fox and David Beckham.

5) With the Gay Olympics in full swing, these guys were getting ready for the anal tug of war.


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