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Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

Posted on: August 19, 2009 11:40 am
 
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August Scoreboard
1. theriverrock 9
2. Train Derailer 7  
3. Beevillian 6
4. kmvenne 5
5. D2Moo 4
5. howie115 4
5. Tarheel_rockman 4
5. skinsinsk 4
6. EagleMtnAirTax 3
7. @mped 2
7. Mister Peabody 2
8. ktopp24 1
8. WBAGDERS 1
8. Gallagher005 1
8. 4EVER-HEELS 1
8. billyxxxho 1
8. River_Rat 1
8. vol u me 1
8. DNates 1
8. bci_moss 1
8. NFL-Solomon 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

 


 

Comments

Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 1:29 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

3) Brett Favre responds to a hard hitting question courtesy of the NFL Network's Deion Sanders.  "Hey Brett...whattaya think of my red, 3-piece suit?"




Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 1:09 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

1.  With alpha male on a hunting hiatus, beta male scores big.

2.  "You seriously expect me to believe ya never popped any greenies?"

3.  "Wow; Minnesota sure has a lot of people with triple digit IQs."

5.  This looks like a Category 6 disqualification waiting to happen.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: August 19, 2009 1:01 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

#5 - Now that they're all grown up, the Olsen twins realize the importance of exercise to maintain their perfect anorexic figures.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: August 19, 2009 12:59 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

#1 - Now that all the police work was all done and the case was closed, authorities can now release stills from the Erin Andrews peephole video.



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 12:57 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

2) We join a conversation between Reggie Jackson and Alex Rodriguez already in progress...

Reggie: Come on, Alex.  Now you're just sucking up.
Alex: No, Mr. Jackson, I'm serious!  Dude, you were awesome in Naked Gun.  5-stars!




Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: August 19, 2009 12:56 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

#1 next time someone asks you "does a bear s*** in the woods and wipe his a** with a furry white rabbit" you'll have an answerSorry @mped4, but I guarantee this post will get the ol' Administator boot....



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 12:53 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

1.  We just knew all the previous days pictures were leading up to this.  No shame from this horny mascot.

2. Reggie:  You know Alex, I was so popular they named a candy bar for me.     &n
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    A-Rod:  Which One was it, Snickers, Butterfingers, or Zero's?

3.  Always good to see Brett Favre's dad show up at the press conferences and give his son a big thumbs up.

4. So Paddington Bear did grow up, unlike other storybook characterswho who always remained young.  He had a great rugby career, but that is a story for another day.

5.  Unfortunately, Ed and Ted were disqualified from the race.  Apparently they were found to be wired.



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: August 19, 2009 12:38 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

5.  Ted was happy to run the race with the endorsement from Triple A but was forced to run with a tow cable and assist fat runners who collapsed on the side of the road.



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2009 12:36 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

1)  Alright Joe, I can see where you're going with this, but I suspect you'll never get by the Photo Censor tomorrow when you bring us a pic of this bear eating one of these girls. 



Since: Apr 10, 2009
Posted on: August 19, 2009 12:36 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Bear Bottom

#1 next time someone asks you "does a bear shit in the woods and wipe his a** with a furry white rabbit" you'll have an answer


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