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Photo Caption Contest: Who wants a Bruschi?

Posted on: August 27, 2009 11:34 am
 
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August Scoreboard
1. theriverrock 14
2. Train Derailer 8  
3. Beevillian 7
3. kmvenne 7
4. Tarheel_rockman 6
5. howie115 5
5. D2Moo 5
5. @mped 5
6. skinsinsk 4
6. EagleMtnAirTax 4
7. Dman 3
8. Meat Supply 2
8. Mister Peabody 2
9. ktopp24 1
9. Tiger Beast 1
9. WBAGDERS 1
9. Gallagher005 1
9. petesabearsfan 1
9. 4EVER-HEELS 1
9. billyxxxho 1
9. River_Rat 1
9. vol u me 1
9. DNates 1
9. bci_moss 1
9. NFL-Solomon 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

 


 

Comments

Since: Feb 29, 2008
Posted on: September 1, 2009 6:25 am
 

Photo Caption Contest:

1- Come here Tom I'll wash your balls.



Since: Jun 5, 2007
Posted on: September 1, 2009 6:23 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Who wants a Bruschi?

1) Oh No Bill !!, You are not going through another season with that nasty cutoff before I hose that skanky thing down!!!



Since: Apr 5, 2009
Posted on: August 29, 2009 9:10 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Who wants a Bruschi?

Photo #1: So, you forgot to shower today!
Photo #2: The Raider's new team community goodwill representative.
Photo #3: I'm still the greatest! And I'm pretty!
Photo #4: Gimmie some love!   Aw hell naw!
Photo #5: Wait'll they get a load of this crap.



Since: Oct 21, 2006
Posted on: August 27, 2009 11:32 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Who wants a Bruschi?

Well i joined half way through this month for the first time and got at least 1 point so i guess i can be happy!



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 27, 2009 11:20 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Who wants a Bruschi?

Congratulations, yet again, to theriverrock! Rock follows up his July title with a strong first-place finish in August, and becomes the fourth user to earn multiple captioning crowns!


Also, it's great to see the influx of new talent continuing. There are definitely a few of you who seem VERY capable of making a run at the title. We also had a few of the old guard stopping by, which was nice to see. Momluvsfootball, Solomon, River_Rat, EagleMtnAirTax and Meat Supply all helped this thing get off the ground, and it's always cool to see them checking in.


Everybody stop in on Monday for the "kmvenne open"... in which our five-time champ will have one day to run the show. Let's see if we can get him at least 120 entries to choose from. (Good luck with that one, buddy. Welcome to my private hell.)  Wink

The September scoring will start on Tuesday.


theriverrock
1) Encouraged by the success of their smash hit Pros vs. Joes, Spike TV has announced that this Fall will mark the premier of their newest reality TV series, Pros vs. Hose. 

kmvenne
2) This is usually the part where Admiral Ackbar would scream "It's a trap!", but Tom Cable socked him in the face about an hour ago, thinking he was an assistant coach.

Train Derailer
3)  Mohammed Ali is escorted to the parking lot, quickly eliminated from the International Jenga Championship once again.

Train Derailer
4)  To the victor go the spoils, which in this case means first crack at the all-you-can-eat buffet at Pizza Hut.

theriverrock
5) An on-deck circle chat between Alex Rodriguez and Jack Nicholson turned ugly when A-Rod suggested to Jack that he might head to the broadcast booth after his playing days are over.  A skeptical Nicholson exclaimed "Booth!!  You can't handle the booth!!"


Dman
Star Wars Theme….

1. The lightsaber (shown here in its infancy) was not always portable.  During early testing stages it was plugged directly into the local power plant.  
2. Darth Vader, I’m pleased to introduce you to the Commander of Raider Nation, Al Davis.  (ahh-hmmm….Mr. Vader, Al would like to know where he can get a helmet like that).   
3. During the final stages of rebuilding Cloud City....…..Lando Calrissian is shown here saying “take it up just a tiny-bit higher”. 
4. “Your Jedi mind tricks won’t work on me.”
5. Jack and Lorne were extremely disappointed after attending their first pod-race.  Jack was quoted as saying “I traded in my Naboo Royal Starship Blockade Cruiser for these front row tickets and a  Bantha was grazing in front of us the entire race.”


August Scoreboard
1. theriverrock 16
2. Train Derailer 10
3. kmvenne 8  
4. Beevillian 7
5. Tarheel_rockman 6
6. howie115 5
6. D2Moo 5
6. @mped 5
7. skinsinsk 4
7. EagleMtnAirTax 4
7. Dman 4
8. Meat Supply 2
8. Mister Peabody 2
9. ktopp24 1
9. Tiger Beast 1
9. WIBAGDERS 1
9. Gallagher005 1
9. petesabearsfan 1
9. 4EVER-HEELS 1
9. billyxxxho 1
9. River_Rat 1
9. vol u me 1
9. DNates 1
9. bci_moss 1
9. NFL-Solomon 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Oct 21, 2006
Posted on: August 27, 2009 9:37 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Who wants a Bruschi?

Idiots!

#1 Everyone knows if your gonna spray teammates  with a hose dont you a high powered Fireman hose.

#2 Everyone know Al Davis is an idiot , especially enough to beleive Darth Vader is real,

#3 Everyone knows thaat you dont pick a fight with Ali, but apparentl not the guy who whistled at his girl!

#4 Everyone knows that you dont hug in soccer, you high five.

#5 Everyone know Jerry Jones is an idiot especially to think a he is at a Cowboy game.



Since: Oct 21, 2006
Posted on: August 27, 2009 9:31 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Who wants a Bruschi?

#1 After this guys we can play tag in the showers!

#2 Darth: I want to thank you for being more evil, more horrible as a leader, and more ugly than me! Its guys like you that make me look good!

#3 Ali: So that Guy over there took your wallet? Guy on Left: Yup i definitly know it is him! while thinking in head: That teach my brother to no put Shaving cream in my pillow! Oh man this is gonne be too good!

#4 Whats a better way to celebrate then giving a cubby guy a nice sweaty hug?

#5 Jerry Nichols cant beleive he has to sit next to the idiot that runs Americas team into the ground and cant be smart enough to test and 6o yard long TV screen to see if it is high enough in air.!



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: August 27, 2009 8:09 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Who wants a Bruschi?

If 28 is old, then what's D2Moo? Laughing .

Off for the fun part of the night, have a good weekend all, and congrats again to theriverrock on his August W.



Since: Nov 24, 2006
Posted on: August 27, 2009 7:25 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Who wants a Bruschi?

#1 Thats for the wedgie you gave me
#2 Vader, you thought you knew the true power of the darkside, but join me and I will show you how it can truly make everyone around you incompetent
#3 As you can see the mini van missed the former cheamp and hit this poor scmuck
#4 John Lovitz on crack again
#5 Hey what country are we in, how do you spell baseball?



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: August 27, 2009 6:53 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Who wants a Bruschi?

Should I just give you the point now?But of course.



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