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Photo Caption Contest: Kmvenne knows best!

Posted on: August 31, 2009 10:41 am
 








That's right... For today, and today only, five-time Photo Caption Contest champion kmvenne will be running the show! He selected all the pictures for today, and he'll be choosing the winners some time tonight. Let's see how busy we can keep him. I wonder if we can get to 120 entries?

*Official September scoring will start on Tuesday.


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Comments

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: September 1, 2009 9:27 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Kmvenne knows best!

Great job little K!! Even though I missed out with my Snow reference, it was still fun. I think Joe should let the champion each month take care of the last day for him. He deserves the day off so he can brush the dust off his life-size figurine of Engelbert Humperdink. 

Big K 



Since: Oct 2, 2007
Posted on: September 1, 2009 8:01 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Kmvenne knows best!

1. "Stunning new research indicates that sports teams grow to resemble their mascots....the full story at 11."

2  "Hmmm...  Matt Vick does play for the Phillies, right?"

3.   Suddenly, racing with an autobot didn't seem like such a good idea...

4.  Verizon has announced a new add campaign targeting the gay community.

5. Smirnoff presents "High School Musical:  The Frat House"



Since: Feb 29, 2008
Posted on: September 1, 2009 6:21 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Kmvenne knows best!

1- Hi five me, you young lads are twice as fun to watch as MLBers
2- And neither are you three losers!
3- Don't text and drive!
4- 1-800-Losers R Us
5- Why in blue hell are these chicks trying so hard? God knows the Knicks don'T



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: September 1, 2009 1:46 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Kmvenne knows best!

Sweet!  A regular winner AND an invitational winner!  I wanna thank kmvenne, shoeless joe, God, pepsi, and a lack of both my meds and anything better to do for this great honor!
Laughing




Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: September 1, 2009 12:05 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Kmvenne knows best!

Woohoo! I got 1.5 points (Yeah, I got Photoshop MS Paint skills.) on my first day of eligibility!

Fixed.

Just stay aware,  if you ever want to plan for another day off, that 10 is just 5 twice...Laughing

Also congrats on mentioning Grey Dawn, one of my all time favorite episodes. It sealed the deal for you hahaha.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 31, 2009 11:59 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Kmvenne knows best!

Woohoo! I got 1.5 points (Yeah, I got Photoshop skills.) on my first day of eligibility!

Thanks for the day off, kmvenne. I kinda can't wait until someone else wins five. Wink

On another note... I'll see everyone back here tomorrow for pictures of women covered in mud! That's right, those kooky Europeans are at it again, with both the Mudflat Olympics and Bog Snorkeling Championships in full swing! (No, I'm not making that up.)





Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: August 31, 2009 11:35 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Kmvenne knows best!

Thanks to everyone for participating in my own special day. I appreciate the great turnout on a day where points don't matter. Because after all, we aren't in it for the points. We are here to make fun of each other. And also, for points. So let's give those out...

Special bonus half-point: Whoever actually earned money making that silly kmvenne open graphic. I love the bright lettering. I'm gonna make it flash and put it on a website as a self-administered epilepsy test.

kmvenne
1) I used to combine a "Dugout" with some "Caribbean" back in my college days, until the judge told me that if I failed one more drug test, I'd lose probation and have to serve the full 6 years.

(you knew I was giving myself 1 point...Laughing )

Jellydonut
2)  Three dogs that refused to fight for Michael.


DMan
3) NASCAR’S special edition race commemorating the 50 year anniversary of the game “Hungry-Hungry Hippo”.   Martin is shown here beating Waltrip to the last game piece


momluvsfootball
4) Despite all his efforts to supress it, this picture of Kmvenne during karaoke night at the local bar still found it's way to the net.


@mped
5) looks like the dancers are taking a page out of the knicks play book "everybody do your own thing, and worry about yourself"

Shuless Joe

South Park
1. Episode 306:
2. Episode 609:
3. Episode 710:
4. Episode 409:
5. Episode 714:

(What can I say...I love South Park! But great work on everyone that kissed up to me, I loved it!)

And the winner of the kmvenne open, with an impressive score of zero points....is...

Mister Peabody!


Who I felt had the best showing today overall. I don't got a month to judge, so he wins the prize, of nothing. Congrats!


Tons of you almost missed out, as always. Skins, you almost won outright with 2 points, but I nipped you twice. ktopp somehow didn't score despite mentioning snow. 3 of you had great NASCAR captions, the 8-track one was just as good as the one I picked. Howie had some good ones. And the champs that came in today to play, all represented well.

Let us all remember this as that important day that Joe got a point from that one guy, and everyone have a fun September and an enjoyable Labor Day weekend! Thanks to all for showing up!



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: August 31, 2009 9:19 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Kmvenne knows best!

Kmvenne knows best?

1.  Here we see kmvenne trying to give a young player a high five/four.  The problem was km kept telling everyone trying to help dress him that he knew what doing.  so when he put on the paw glove backwards, kids diidn't know whether to high 5 or fist pump, causing them severe mental anguish.

2.  Kmvenne just sighed when he saw this banner before the Eagles game.  Gee, he thought, does this mean they would dissaprove of my autographed OJ jersey and Charles Manson poster in my den.

3.  Kmvenne thought this idea of hosting the caption contest could turn into a train wreck,   Since no pictures of a train werck were available, he posted the next best thing he could find.  Could we have found an older picture than 2005 to post?

4.  While kmvenne slaves away through incredibly good and bad posts, Joe unwinds with a rendition of Loverboy's "The Kid is Hot Tonight" down at the local watering hole. 

5.  Finally, like all suicide bombers, there is a reward for kmvenne's hard work.  Five hot NY cheerleaders and a bottle of Stoly beats having to teach 72 virgins, well you know, anyday.

Have fun kmvenne.   Hope you enjoyed your day in the sun doing this.  You earned it.




Since: Apr 2, 2009
Posted on: August 31, 2009 8:49 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Kmvenne knows best!

Picture #2

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Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: August 31, 2009 8:16 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Kmvenne knows best!

oops not sure how that happened.  Looks like Kmvenne's Viagra car has my text looking larger than normal.


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