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Photo Caption Contest: Turn back the clock

Posted on: September 8, 2009 11:22 am
 
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September Scoreboard

1. BigBluMasochist 5
2. Mister Peabody 3
3. D2Moo 2
4. kmvenne 1
4. Tarheel_rockman 1
4. EagleMtnAirtax 1
4. Gomexican 1
4. ktopp24 1
4. howie115 1
4. v-man89 1
4. theriverrock 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Sep 14, 2009
Posted on: September 14, 2009 8:57 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Turn back the clock

2.) What's this position called again? .... Space Jam?

2.) The things I'd do to get into the Hall of Fame.. Number 1 ........

2.) This really isn't a caption for the photo but i just got to say, if the expression on scottie's face wasnt cut off in the background, id have about 4 more captions for this one! haha



Since: Dec 7, 2006
Posted on: September 9, 2009 9:29 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Turn back the clock

#1 - As the D.A. said earlier, these men are still at large. Please do not apprehend as they are considered armed and extremely dangerous....

#2 - Chicago detours from the traditional triangle offense and integrates the all-new MENAGE A TROIS offense. 6 World Titles says it all....

#3 - Still the highest rated episode ever, "The Island Bowl" episode of Gilligans Island. Pictured: The Skipper and Gilligan hoisting the Howell Trophy....

#4 - And you thought Prefontaine was fast because of the shoes? Ha!

#5 - Jim Kelly and Mitch Frerotte playing games on Scott Norwood as to which way to kick field goals in Super Bowl XXV. The Giants got the last laugh.



Since: Sep 8, 2009
Posted on: September 9, 2009 9:09 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Turn back the clock

1.  Celebrity Deathmatch, 1984.  The lone spectator was allowed to enter the field as Daryll Strawberry guest refereed.

2. BOW CHICCA WOW WOW!!!!

3. "Hey John, did you every really read this...'good for one free cheeseburger with purchase of medium soft drink'"

4. ...He who smelt it...

5. Both were saddened to learn that that even if you add a thumb to the rock, paper..rock..scissor cannot win you a Super Bowl ring.  "Damn, we should have practiced football instead!"



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: September 9, 2009 7:39 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Turn back the clock

3. "Hey, where'd this mustard come from...JOHN!"That made me laugh!

Nice one, BillBissell.



Since: Sep 28, 2007
Posted on: September 9, 2009 7:14 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Turn back the clock

1. "...and then I told Robin to pick up all her teeth."

2. Funny, I always thought of MJ as more of a "top."

3. "Hey, where'd this mustard come from...JOHN!"

4. The greatest T-shirt ever!

5. "No, I think Scott is gonna miss it this way." 



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: September 9, 2009 12:26 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Turn back the clock

kmvenne
1) Doc and Straw had no idea why Mike Tyson punched him, perfectly to the beat of Phil Collins "In the Air Tonight" I might add, but that was because both were too coked out last night to remember stealing Mike Tyson's tiger.

Tarheel_rockman
2)  Michael Jordan was sooooo good.... he not only carried the Bulls on his back, he carried the OTHER TEAM on his back...

Train Derailer
3)  Madden is still in stunned disbelief over his team's Super Bowl victory.  Davis is trying to figure out why he has no reflection in the Lombardi Trophy.

v-man89
4) Dwayne's "Free Mustache Rides" shirt was in the dirty clothes hamper.

howie115
#5 -- Jim Kelly corrects his teammate on the number of times the Buffalo Bills were successful in the Super Bowl.



BigBluMasochist
Not shown in this picture is...

1. ... Keith Hernandez stuffing a tighly rolled dollar bill into his pocket saying, "Yo, Mookie! Where'd you get the oven mitts?"
2. ... Jordan's ball gag that's rolling away on the floor.
3. ... an unconscious Kenny Stabler falling to the ground after Al Davis conked him on the head for "taking up too much of the spotlight".
4. ...an enraged Bobby Grich, who just realized that Mark Belanger has "re-gifted" the t-shirt Grich's mother gave him on his birthday.
5. ... the 'close-but-no-cigar-mobile' that just pulled over to pick up these hitchhikers.

September Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 6
2. Mister Peabody 3
3. D2Moo 2
3. kmvenne 2
3. Tarheel_rockman 2
3. v-man89 2
3. howie115 2
4. EagleMtnAirtax 1
4. Train Derailer 1
4. Gomexican 1
4. ktopp24 1
4. theriverrock 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: September 8, 2009 11:44 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Turn back the clock

4) Bert always hold out hope that he would meet Mrs. Right, who would be wearing a "I (heart) (I'm not typing it again, but if you watch South Park, you got a good idea where I was going with this" Good save... I swear, the powers that be have no sense of humor. Wink



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: September 8, 2009 9:48 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Turn back the clock

And now, with much hesitation, I bring you....

Immutable Laws from Uncle John's Bathroom Reader.....

1.  Zappa's Law:  There are two things on Earth that are universal:  Hydrogen and Stupidity.

2.  Lowe's Law:  Success always occurs in private, and failure in full public view.

3.  Thompson's Theorem:  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

4.  Ginsberg's Theorem:  1.  You can't win.  2.  You can't break even.  3.  You can't even quit the game.

5.  Todd's Law:  All things being equal, you lose.

And one law for the author of this post:

Green's Law of Debate:  Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: September 8, 2009 9:34 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Turn back the clock

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You toe the line...I guess you get burned sometimes.

And Tarheel, it's not a rant against the ACC. It's a rant about how Miami and FSU need to be the torchbearers for the ACC before it will get any respect, and really before it deserves any respect. Somone else in the ACC could step up and become a national power, but that takes a proven track record. Easier just for the two proven winner programs to regain the throne and bring respect back to the conference.

Anyway, back to re-posting my captions, which I thought were pretty good today...

1) Mike punches Straw and Doc, perfectly in rhythm with Phil Collin's "In the Air Tonight" drum breakdown I might add, after Straw and Doc got coked up and stole his tiger.

2) The Greatest of NBA history with a Washington player on his back was the first time anyone ever said the now popular phrase "#1 with a Bullet"

3) This would be the last time Al Davis could look at his reflection without turning to stone, and the last time John Madden could get his hands around his waist enough to interlock them.

4) Bert always hold out hope that he would meet Mrs. Right, who would be wearing a "I (heart) (I'm not typing it again, but if you watch South Park, you got a good idea where I was going with this"

5) Kenny Powers goes back in time to tell Jim Kelly "You're #$%*# out!"




Since: Feb 17, 2009
Posted on: September 8, 2009 9:02 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Turn back the clock

5.  The Last time the Bills had a chance, this hair style was acceptable...

4. He must really be a fan of this year's pennant races...

3. Then:  A Tradition, Now:  An Oxymoron...
2.  About the only time a white guy dominated Jordan on the court...

1.  And now we finally know the real cause of the Met's injury woes this season...


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