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Photo Caption Contest: Crazed and confused

Posted on: September 10, 2009 10:59 am
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September Scoreboard

1. BigBluMasochist 8
2. Mister Peabody 3
3. D2Moo 2
3. kmvenne 2
3. Tarheel_rockman 2
3. v-man89 2
3. howie115 2
3. theriverrock 2
3. EagleMtnAirtax 2
4. Train Derailer 1
4. Dman 1
4. BuccinGator 1
4. Gomexican 1
4. ktopp24 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: September 10, 2009 5:26 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Crazed and confused

1) Bret has to keep a tipsy Tony Romo from falling over doing this bleep poor Heisman pose.

2) A little known facet of Oktoberfest is the shadow puppet theater competition.

3) While extremely tall for his kind and the all-star center in the SBA, Mutant Smurf was just no match for the Washington Wizards.

4) Rafa let's out an explosive fart on the fans who were jeering him in his match on Tuesday.

5) This is actually supposed to be the sign for the new dyslexic evil lawyer referral line, 1-800-ASK-SICK-HELL.  When you are jurined in an addicent, call 1-800-ASK-SICK-HELL.  Mr. Elzebub, Esq. is standing by to assist YOU (and claim your soul)!

Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: September 10, 2009 5:10 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Crazed and confused

1.  Tony Romo shows Brett Favre his future Dancing With the Stars moves.  If he has a bad year, Cowboys fans may want that to happen sooner than later.

2.  Only Mike Hargrove could slow a game down better than this man.

3.  When a new and bulked-up Gumby heard some NBA teams need a wide body in the middle, he immediately headed for the nearest tryouts.

4.  A friend of mine said my expression was just like his when I collided with our right fielder in 8th grade and got severely racked.

5.  Preachers all over the planet try to do what the sign says every day.

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: September 10, 2009 5:03 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Crazed and confused

5. Have a kick hell ass birthday, Mr. Peabody!
;     &nbs
p;   Regards,
;     &nbs
p;     &nb
sp;  All of us captioning fools.

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: September 10, 2009 4:48 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Crazed and confused

4. Tonight on Intervention ... Rafael used to be a gifted tennis star, but after years of ridicule in an online photo caption contest, he now abuses crack cocaine and prescription medicines at least ten times a day. Sometimes he becomes violent.

"Ahhh! Don't you BLEEPing look at me! BLEEPing Shuless Joe! Kmvenne, stupid BLEEP. I'll find you!"

Recently, Rafael even began taking unknown pills that he found in a Dodgers duffle bag on the side of the highway. They were estrogen, and he grew man-boobs.

"Ha Ha! Look what I can do! Bouncy! Bouncy! Ha ha... Hey! Don't you look at me! NO CAMERAS!"

Rafael believes that he's participating in a documentary about addiction. He has no idea he will soon face an intervention.

"My name is Rafael. R-A-F..."

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: September 10, 2009 3:48 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Crazed and confused

#5 - When the Devil started his own soccer team with a mascot of Donkeys, he had no idea that there were so many haters out there.

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: September 10, 2009 3:39 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Crazed and confused

#4 - Much like crowds do to college basketball players when they foul out, Rafael was visibly upset when the crowd at the US Open pulled the old "Right, Left, Right, Left, SIT DOWN YOU BUM!!!" trick on him when he made 2 double faults in a row.

Since: May 10, 2008
Posted on: September 10, 2009 3:38 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Crazed and confused

1) I was like Dude really you just ruined a trip into the hall and He was like Duh a, like a stupid Louisiana Gator. He right behind me isnt he?

2) Un seen footage of Terrell Owens traininer showing him how to reach for something with his hands and not his mouth.

3) Here slide over here and if you slip in the back door you can take me to the hole.

4) Man Boob its not a Man Boob really its not a MAN BOOB, My pectoral Muscle is torn and its swollen. Dang it, ITS not a MAN BOOB.

5) The new sesame street game of which of these dont belong is takin to the extreme, and it looks like the rules have changed slightly as well..

Since: Mar 26, 2009
Posted on: September 10, 2009 3:31 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Crazed and confused

5)  Unfortunately, something was lost in translation as Romanians celebrate the first ever "Punt, Pass, Kick" competition.

Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: September 10, 2009 3:31 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Crazed and confused

"When I quit they call me Favre-a-rena,

and 'the ESPN' they say that Im to blame-a,

for teasin' all da owners 'cause they all want me,

they can't have me, but they can, no they can't -

yes they can, no they can't!

And if it's heads I play - if it's tails I don't!

If it's miney I will, If it's moe I won't!!



Hey, but at-least-I-don't-retire-then-ah-linger! 

Hey Brett-ah-baby-do-ya-like-my-little-


Aaaay - Favre-a-rena - A-Hai"

That was so good I almost got out of my chair and danced!  LOL Wink
But I'll be doing enough of that when I FINALLY get to watch some friggin football tonight!  Woo hoo!!!

Since: Sep 3, 2009
Posted on: September 10, 2009 3:10 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Crazed and confused

1. "Plenty of picks left in these old, arthritic hands....he's standing behind me isn't he?"
2. The new uniforms did nothing to improve Pirates fortunes this season.
3. Blinky knew he picked the wrong playground for trash talk, but was still uncertain what a teabag had to do with basketball.

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