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Photo Caption Contest: Crazed and confused

Posted on: September 10, 2009 10:59 am
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September Scoreboard

1. BigBluMasochist 8
2. Mister Peabody 3
3. D2Moo 2
3. kmvenne 2
3. Tarheel_rockman 2
3. v-man89 2
3. howie115 2
3. theriverrock 2
3. EagleMtnAirtax 2
4. Train Derailer 1
4. Dman 1
4. BuccinGator 1
4. Gomexican 1
4. ktopp24 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Since: Mar 26, 2009
Posted on: September 10, 2009 1:32 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Crazed and confused

Great minds think alike Mr. beat me to it.

Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: September 10, 2009 1:31 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Crazed and confused

3.  Big Blu Masochist shows that while he definitely is really blue, he's really not all that big...

Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: September 10, 2009 1:30 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Crazed and confused

2.  Barehanded grab throws by infielders have gotten so commonplace that even jugglers incorporate the move into their acts now too.

Since: Mar 26, 2009
Posted on: September 10, 2009 1:28 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Crazed and confused

1)  "Oh look at me! I'm Brett Favre, i'm gonna be in Hall of Fame.  Don't hate me because i'm great...i just want to play ball!

; He's right behind me, isn't he?"

Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: September 10, 2009 1:28 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Crazed and confused

1.  Tony: "Ooooh! Look at me! I'm Brett Favre! blah blah blah!  I can win playoff games! blah blah blah! I've been to two Superbowls!  blah blah blah!  I even have a ring!  blah blah blah!  I've come out of retirement 47 times!  blah blah blah!  Now everyone hates me!  blah blah blah!" 
Brett:  "Ooooh!  I'm Tony Romo and I just got b*tchslapped by an old man! blah blah blah...."

Since: Mar 26, 2009
Posted on: September 10, 2009 1:25 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Crazed and confused

4)  Nadal's violent mood swings and unexplained breast growth made observers suspect his steroid use included female hormones.

Since: Mar 26, 2009
Posted on: September 10, 2009 1:23 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Crazed and confused

3)  In Durex's newest condom ad, Caron Butler demonstrates how the new Durex Pro Baller 3000 keeps "Spermy" from fertilizing the egg.

Since: Aug 29, 2006
Posted on: September 10, 2009 1:10 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Crazed and confused

Dumb and Dumber Quotes:

1. "Hey, I guess they're right.  Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.  I'll be right back.  Don't you go dying on me."

2. "Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this....and totally redeem yourself!"

3. "That's what we're gonna call it.  I Got Worms!.  We're gonna specialize in selling worm farms.  You know, like ant farms."

4. "Wanna hear the must annoying sound in the world?"

5. "Kick his a$& Seabass!

Since: Sep 10, 2009
Posted on: September 10, 2009 1:09 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Crazed and confused

1. Jessica was all like... "Don't leave me Nick, I mean Tony!".... and I was all like... "Oh no you didn't, girl!"......

2. Always looking to make their "Knights of Wimbledon" as realistic as possible, EA sports utilizes a "green screen" at the Renaissance Fair.

3. Gumby's distant cousin... "Break yourself, fool!"

4. Sport bras for men are forth coming.

5. The first annual Tourrette Syndrome sanctioned soccer game?

Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: September 10, 2009 1:05 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Crazed and confused


#1 -- September 13 -- Tony Romo, my No. 1 QB, throws out a hip doing a post-game hokey-pokey, putting his left hip in when he should have put in his right.  Three days later, my backup QB, Brett Favre, announces plans to un-un-retire. Leaving me with only my 18th rounder, Jamarcus Russell.

#2 -- September 27 -- The Detroit Lions best offseason acquisition, The Great Holeflaffer - Master of Telekinesis, pushes Shaun Suisham's last-second field goal attempt wide left.  The Lions beat Washington, 16-14 for their first win since December 2007, but Suisham's miss sends my fantasy team to 0-3.

#3 -- October 23 -- My top WR, Reggie Wayne, is playing a pickup basketball game when a mystery mascot (that looks suspiciously like my fantasy nemesis' Blue Hanky Poo logo) comes out of nowhere to impede Wayne's progress to the hoop, sending him head-over-heels onto his right shoulder.  The following Sunday, my Wayne-less fantasy team drops to 2-5.

#4 -- November 22 -- I attend the Browns-Lions game at Ford Field, specifically to cheer on my now #1 WR, Braylon Edwards. "Oh my gawd, SUCK! I mean you absolutely SUCK MOOSE T*STICLES! How could you drop that -- what?  KFC for lunch again?!  And Quinn -- you call yourself a quarterback??!  Put a little zip on that pass, fer chrissakes!  GAAAAAAWD!!! Does MISTER Quinn play football, too??!!!"

#5 -- December 13 -- Week 14, and my 3-10 team has no shot at making the playoffs.  I'm done with American football.  I decide to join a Croatian Cricket Fantasy League in 2010.  I don't really understand the sport, but I hear their fantasy draft parties are absolutely off the charts!

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