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Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

Posted on: September 14, 2009 10:35 am
 
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September Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 8
2. Mister Peabody 4
3. EagleMtnAirtax 3
3. v-man89 3
3. howie115 3
4. D2Moo 2
4. kmvenne 2
4. Tarheel_rockman 2
4. theriverrock 2
4. Dman 2
5. jruss445 1
5. Train Derailer 1
5. BuccinGator 1
5. Gomexican 1
5. ktopp24 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: September 14, 2009 6:25 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

#2.  Boy, you cover about as much as a flapper's skirt in a high wind.



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: September 14, 2009 6:20 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

#4.  Tell me that story about Dr. Renee Richards again.



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: September 14, 2009 6:16 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

#5.  May I lift your embargo?



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: September 14, 2009 6:14 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

The Photo Caption Contest Salute to even more SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE skits!

1.
He left his wife... his job... and moved deep into the forest. Now... he is known only as... THE FALCONER!


2. "Everybody knows why Clucky's taste so good... It's because I'm FLAME BROILED! But that's not all... I'm cooked fresh! First,  my head's cut off...  then I'm plucked and gutted! My intestines are oulled out. TRUST ME - you don't want 'em! Weeee! Look at me!"


3.  "You know, one time I was on a team that was down by 56 points at halftime - 56 POINTS!! But then coach Wooden - Coach JOHN WOODEN came into the locker room and he played us a song... and that song got us so fired up that we went out there and mounted the biggest comeback in college basketball HISTORY! I brought that song with me tonight... and ALL I ASK OF YOU... is to LISTEN to this song ONCE! ONCE... and then decide if you wanna run home with your tails between your legs... or if you wann go back out there and kick the SNOT our of those bastards!"

(Have to include the WAV here!)



4. "You know, Seth... we had a little something to do with that whole 'Vermont reversing the ban on gay marriage' thing. We made a few threats, like 'Hey, Vermont - you know all those fancy little antique shops wit all dem fragile valuables? It'd be a real shame if we, ahh, didn't buy staff at them."


5. "Seth, I'm a member of the Democratic Party. Barack Obama is also a member of the Democratic Party. And I'm not a "party wrecker". I love parties... lotta times I'll show up at a party and people will say 'Man, this party was beat til you got here'..."



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: September 14, 2009 6:13 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

#3.  "You call yourselves Rams? I'm going to demand a trade to the Packers!"



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: September 14, 2009 6:10 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

#1.  When President Obama told him he didn't think self examinations would cure the health care crisis, he screamed "LIAR".



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: September 14, 2009 5:43 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

2. This chock definitely has a bounce in her step.
... as if it matters anyway, that's "chick". "Chock" may have worked better for that joke.



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: September 14, 2009 5:42 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

5. Another embarrassing moment for Bill Clinton as he expresses thanks to his guest for the lasting impression those "Crying Indian" anti-pollution PSA's from the 70's have had on him.



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: September 14, 2009 5:36 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

2. This chock definitely has a bounce in her step.



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: September 14, 2009 5:35 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

1. Exhausted from years of having their hopes raised just to get the "big bend over" at the end of the season, more and more Jets fans are saving the money they would have spent on tickets and just doing the job themselves. 


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