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Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

Posted on: September 14, 2009 10:35 am
 
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September Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 8
2. Mister Peabody 4
3. EagleMtnAirtax 3
3. v-man89 3
3. howie115 3
4. D2Moo 2
4. kmvenne 2
4. Tarheel_rockman 2
4. theriverrock 2
4. Dman 2
5. jruss445 1
5. Train Derailer 1
5. BuccinGator 1
5. Gomexican 1
5. ktopp24 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: September 14, 2009 5:31 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

1. Marty knew that someday stadium vendors would sell petroleum jelly. And Marty was damn well going to be ready when that day came.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: September 14, 2009 5:30 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

A failed homage to:

1) Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman

2) Bosom Buddies

3) Murder She Wrote

4) My Two Dads

5) Fantasy Island




Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: September 14, 2009 5:28 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

3. "Alright, fellas - I've seen the light at the end of the tunnel... so on the count of three, everybody head for the tunnel!"



Since: Nov 28, 2007
Posted on: September 14, 2009 5:25 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

4.  The controversial deleted scene from "Serve it Like Federer"





Since: Nov 28, 2007
Posted on: September 14, 2009 5:24 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

1.  The "Proctology Salute" never caught on like the "Wave" as Big Lou had hoped.





Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: September 14, 2009 5:13 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

1) Stupid Euro.  Doesn't he know that only one of those fingers should be extended to show the ref what he thinks the ref's IQ is.

2) Even in this economy, Arthur Blank finds the $10,000 necessary to give Freddy that boob job and weave he always wanted to fulfill his secret dream of becoming Fredita.

3) Marc displays the Rams new offensive philosophy by leading a rousing rendition of Kumbaya during the game.

4) Tom, the line judge, attempts to console Sanjay, until Sanjay goes all Serena Williams on him and actually sticks the f-in racket up Tom's f-in posterior.

5) Bill is saved from a lot of embarassment as Austin Powers shoves his way through secret service and proves to the former president that "That's a man, man."



Since: Nov 12, 2008
Posted on: September 14, 2009 5:00 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

1) Cover your backside on the naked bootleg!!!
2) Falcon Breasts, the other, other White Meat.
3) CUP CHECK!!!!!
4) Where did that ball go?
5) Im going to put my hand here, you walk into it and hilary will think it was an accident.



Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: September 14, 2009 4:59 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

3. "Hey Marc look at the bright side - at least you don't have to worry about the Madden Curse."




Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: September 14, 2009 4:57 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

4. "Sanjay figures the break in the match was the perfect time to tell Andre the good news. 13 1/2 weeks baby! Did you feel her kick?"



Since: Dec 20, 2006
Posted on: September 14, 2009 4:48 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

1. The MISL has hired sports Anal-ist Ron Jeremy Jr. for the 2010 season.

2. The Falcons cross-dressing mascot has finally decided to get that breast reduction...!

3. It must be LOVE at first Booood Lite!

4. Hey what are you doing down there Bulge?

5. Under my desk or yours?


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