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Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

Posted on: September 14, 2009 10:35 am
 
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September Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 8
2. Mister Peabody 4
3. EagleMtnAirtax 3
3. v-man89 3
3. howie115 3
4. D2Moo 2
4. kmvenne 2
4. Tarheel_rockman 2
4. theriverrock 2
4. Dman 2
5. jruss445 1
5. Train Derailer 1
5. BuccinGator 1
5. Gomexican 1
5. ktopp24 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: September 14, 2009 4:26 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

4. Same-sex couples are just like everyone else. Here we see Wilbur consoling an over-emotional Sanji. "Don't even worry about it, hun. It's only a shirt. I know it was only an accident. It's not like you meant to bleach it. Think of it like this... All my socks are pink now. I mean, that's kinda fitting, right? Come on, let me see that smile!"

OK... so maybe they're not the same.



Since: Jul 1, 2008
Posted on: September 14, 2009 4:20 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

1. I just need to more rounds and some napkins for the white stuff on my lips.

3. I am on my knees because I am blowing the game. Who's the next for me?

5. Bill once stated "I did not sleep with that women (Monica L.)" this picture's caption should be "I will sleep with this women"



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: September 14, 2009 4:16 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

2.  Garth: "Did you ever find the Falcons mascot attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl falcon?"

     Wayne: "No... Hahahahahahaha! No."

     Garth: "Neither did I. I was just asking."



Since: May 10, 2008
Posted on: September 14, 2009 3:56 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

1) Two in the stink. And remember Wear your Rain Coat. JackA$$

2) A Fan in the Stands yells at the Mascot "Got Milk"? Falcons mascot yells Back Yep Two Gallons!

3) Man I'm Tired of Football... Craps Anyone?

4) Slumdog Tennis-air!

5) Oh sure! Here this Way! I'll show you how the dress was Stained. Please slip under my desk.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: September 14, 2009 3:20 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

Need to clean these up from typos.

I have discovered.....

1.  I have discovered that even soccer hooigans are now wearing gloves not only for their safety, but the safety of those they molest.  Don't want to give anyone a disease, just want to beat the crap out of them, that's all.

2.  I have discovered that cross dressing mascots are usually getting desparate for ideas to entertaining home crowds.

3.  I have discovered that after game one, the Rams might just make the 2008 Lions look good.

4.  I have discovered that togetherness doesn't insure doubles partners victory, but does guarantee Joe will find their picture on a CBS website and make us do captions on it.

5.  I have discovered that nothing Bill Clinton does surprises me one bit, especially when it comes to women.

I have also discovered the need to proofread these better.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: September 14, 2009 3:16 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

I have discovered.....

1.  I have discovered that even soccer hooigans are now wearing gloves not only for their safety, but the safety of those they molest.  Don't want to give anyone a disease, just eant to beat the crap out of them, that's all.

2.  I have discovered that cross dressing mascots are usuall getting desparate for ideas to entertaining home crows.

3.  I have discovered that after game one, the Rams might just make the 2008 Lions look good.

4.  I have discovered that togetherness doesn't insure doubles partners victory, but does insure Joe will find their picture on a CBS website and make us do captions on it.

5.  I have discovered that nothing Bill Clinton does surprizes me one bit, especially when it comes to women.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: September 14, 2009 3:03 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

1.  Not only do I not want to know, I don't even want to see it again.

1.  Time for another adventure of Dr. Tokk, caveman Urologist.

2.  Mother Falcon in her Sunday finest ready for a Fish Fry.  She was wanting to make steaks out of the Big Tuna.

3.  Mark Bulger praying in the huddle.  "Oh Lord, end this game now please."

3.  In St. Louis, even the Rams get the Blues.

4.  Look into my eyes and remember this, if you ever poach on one of my shots, I don't care how good of a tennis partner you are, i KILL YOU.

4.  Apparently Love is more than just a score to these two.

5.  When appearing in front of the National Alliance of Lesbians, President Clinton asked the emcee, "You're nice looking,  Just how gay are you anyway?"

5.  So public displays of affection are forbidden here in India.  We don't have to display it in public you know.

5.  Bill allows his Karna Sutra instructor to exit the room first, if for no other reason because he wanted to follow her and stare at her nice butt.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: September 14, 2009 3:02 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

1) Sick of telling Geico off by conventional means, the cavemen  have started threatening that little business Geiko with a "shocker" if he tries to sell them cave insurance one more time.

2) The Atlanta mascot has changed a lot over the years, to make it look less like any living creature that exists, just to make sure Matt Ryan doesn't get the idea to fight anything illegally.

3) "Hey guys, those jerk bullies in the teal are out again! Let me hide here with you and maybe they'll leave..."

4) ...Then they both went to White Castle.

5) Foreign diplomat: "This is business lunch, correct?"

Bill: "Well, that depends on what the meaning of 'Is' is. Cigar?"



Since: Mar 26, 2009
Posted on: September 14, 2009 2:42 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

1.  Will didn't mind his job as a proctologist but he didn't care for the stains it always left on his arm.  classic!



Since: Sep 4, 2006
Posted on: September 14, 2009 2:42 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

3. In an effort to make the offense more efficiant, the Rams linemen decide to sack Bulger themselves. Therfore eliminating all the effort of acting like they can block.


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