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Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

Posted on: September 14, 2009 10:35 am
 
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September Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 8
2. Mister Peabody 4
3. EagleMtnAirtax 3
3. v-man89 3
3. howie115 3
4. D2Moo 2
4. kmvenne 2
4. Tarheel_rockman 2
4. theriverrock 2
4. Dman 2
5. jruss445 1
5. Train Derailer 1
5. BuccinGator 1
5. Gomexican 1
5. ktopp24 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Jul 18, 2007
Posted on: September 14, 2009 1:38 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

Caption 1: "I contracted the swine flu TWICE during Redskins home games.  I'm Sticking with soccer."

Caption 2: "After the Falcon's 'Big Bust' in the 2008 playoffs, the team adopted a new mascot."

Caption 3: "What do I have to do to get you guys to hold the line for me?"

Caption 4: "Although we are conjoined twins, I have a sneaky feeling that we have different dads."

Caption 5: "Right this way... I swear I'm ONLY showing you my cigar collection."



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: September 14, 2009 1:35 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

#2 - Joe goes into hiding after his team fails to get Michael Crabtree signed. We know it's you Joe!!! Dang! My Dee Snider wig gives it away every time!



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: September 14, 2009 1:29 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know


3. "Anyone know how to play this game?"
Teammate 1: "Nope."

Teammate 2: "Me either."

Teammate 3: "Das ist nicht futball?"

Teammate 4: "See! I told you Hanz had no idea what was going on!"

Teammate 5: "I thought he was the kicker?"

Teammate 6: "No way, dude. Fred's the kicker."

Teammate 7: "Fred's in a wheelchair!"

Teammate 8: "Well, he still has legs."

Teammate 9: "Wait a second... I've never seen you before. Who are you?"

Teammate 10: "I'm Steve. I ride the short bus with Fred."



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: September 14, 2009 1:23 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

#4)  The mens finals of the Gay US Open typically takes 9 hours to play one match because the opponents always reassure each other that they're "still friends" after every point. 



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: September 14, 2009 1:16 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

#5)  "...Soooo,.... what ring gauge do you prefer...?"




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: September 14, 2009 1:14 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

Okay...#1 is just rather disturbing...even for me. Whoa! When mom's disturbed, I know I'm on the right track!



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: September 14, 2009 1:13 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

#3)  Bulger wasn't sure why his offense wanted to quick-kick on 2nd down from their own 15 yard line behind by five in the 4th quarter, but he could clearly see they were all nuts.



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: September 14, 2009 1:09 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

#5)  "...yes, I love your country and I do like Dominican cigars.  In fact, I like putting them in a box as much as I like taking them out..."



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: September 14, 2009 1:05 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

#5)  "....Oh, yes, I am VERY glad to meet you... I haven't smoked a real Cuban in probably 9 years..."



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: September 14, 2009 1:04 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

#5)  "...and I understand that cigars are hand-rolled in your country..."


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