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Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

Posted on: September 14, 2009 10:35 am
 
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September Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 8
2. Mister Peabody 4
3. EagleMtnAirtax 3
3. v-man89 3
3. howie115 3
4. D2Moo 2
4. kmvenne 2
4. Tarheel_rockman 2
4. theriverrock 2
4. Dman 2
5. jruss445 1
5. Train Derailer 1
5. BuccinGator 1
5. Gomexican 1
5. ktopp24 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: September 14, 2009 12:30 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

#2)  After being stood up by the Falcon mascot the night before the season opener, Tarheel_rockman attempts to get ejected from the stadium (and permanently censored by the caption Administrator) by shouting from the front row "You're just a foul-c__t!!!"



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: September 14, 2009 12:28 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

3. "What's that Bulger? You actually want us to BLOCK for you? Well - to quote Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay - you better get hungry real fast... because I've got a whole lotta 'sandwich' waiting for you!"



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: September 14, 2009 12:27 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

4.  Tom and Sanjee frequently rubbed foreheads when winning points during matches.  They realized they were creating too much friction when Tom's heat sensitive shirt started glowing red.



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: September 14, 2009 12:24 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

1.  Warning!  This man is not licensed to give prostate exams.  Also, there is no such thing as rubber gloves that are "ribbed for your pleasure" during an exam.



Since: Sep 14, 2009
Posted on: September 14, 2009 12:24 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

PHOTO 1:FREE RECTAL EXAMS AT HALFTIME

PHOTO 2:DOLLY FALCON

PHOTO 3:LOOKS LIKE OUR OPPONENTS ARE IN FOR SOME STIFF COMPETION

PHOTO 4:WORLD'S FIRST BY-RACIAL SIAMEESE DOUBLES TEAM TALKS STRATEGY

PHOTO 5:I HAVEN'T TRIED ONE OF YOU YET . . .




Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: September 14, 2009 12:24 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

#2)  All things aside, it's really their eyes that do it for me...



Since: Mar 26, 2009
Posted on: September 14, 2009 12:23 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

3) Mark Bulger knelt in awe when he realized why they called the new rookie RB "the Mule."  The veteran QB might still be Bulger, but the new kid was definitely "Bulgiest."




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: September 14, 2009 12:22 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

3.  Marc Bulger contemplates retiring, coming back, retiring, coming back to a better team that has a chance at winning, failing, retiring again, coming back to yet another team that has a chance at winning that didn't need him in the first place, probably failing again, and foreseeing the future of angry fans tearing him to pieces in the back of a Denny's restaurant for ruining yet another franchise's efforts to get to the Superbowl - a.k.a. getting Brett Favre Syndrome.



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: September 14, 2009 12:22 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

#2)  The only bird in history known to respond to cat calls. 



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: September 14, 2009 12:20 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

#2)  Having heard cat calls most of her life, Sabrina was completely unruffled by the unrulely enzone rowdies...


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