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Photo Caption Contest: Power pairings!

Posted on: September 15, 2009 10:11 am
Edited on: September 15, 2009 10:13 am
 


Picture 1 (Dog the Bounty Hunter and that guy from Ace of Cakes ?)



























Picture 2 (Jack and Regis.)


 






















Picture 3 (Fighters Manny Pacquiao and Ron Artest... oh, and that other guy.)






































Picture  4 (Left, right.)






































Picture 5 (Creepy girl and somehow creepier statue.)




























September Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 11
2. Mister Peabody 4
3. EagleMtnAirtax 3
3. v-man89 3
3. howie115 3
3. Dman 3
4. D2Moo 2
4. kmvenne 2
4. Tarheel_rockman 2
4. theriverrock 2
5. jruss445 1
5. superkai 1
5. wetookthebait 1
5. Train Derailer 1
5. BuccinGator 1
5. Gomexican 1
5. ktopp24 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Sep 6, 2009
Posted on: September 27, 2009 6:27 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Power pairings!

Now I know what I'm doing for our family picture!   lol    : )



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: September 16, 2009 1:30 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Power pairings!

momluvsfootball
#1 - First stop, the local S and m club, then on to the game.


BigBluMasochist
2. The conversation that took place five minutes before this picture was taken...

Regis: I'm heading up to the concession stand. Can I get you anything?
Jack: I'd like a pretzel, unsalted, and a hot dog on a whole wheat bun. No mustard, no ketchup, no sauerkraut. And a cup of beer.
Regis: A pretzel and a dog. Hold the mustard, the ketchup, the sauerkraut. And a cup of beer. Anything else?
Jack: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the hot dog, bring me the bun, I'll pay you for the hot dog , and you haven't broken any rules.
Regis: You want me to hold the hot dog, huh?
Jack: I want you to hold it between your knees.

v-man89
3)  Ron Artest distracts Paquiao while his accomplice steals Manny's i-Phone.

Dman
4. After spotting this young lady on set, MacGyver asked a stage hand to fetch a feather, two pieces of ice, vegetable oil, yarn, strawberries, whipped cream and a Barry White CD.  Miraculously, with only those supplies at his disposal he was able to assemble a camera to take this picture……... 

BigBluMasochist
5. Target's "snob appeal" marketing strategy did very little to bolster sales of their Sexy Soccer Mom line of sweats.  


Michigan P

Let's Get Mythical:

1.  Zeus and Hera always came up with the best costumes.
2.  Chaos and Tartarus were always given poor seats.
3.  Agamemnon, Odysseus and Diomedes pose before entering the Trojan Horse.
4.  Helen struts her stuff around Troy days before the fleet from Greece arrives.
5.  A rare photo of Medusa posing with one of her 'friends'.


September Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 13
2. Mister Peabody 4
2. v-man89 4
2. Dman 4
3. EagleMtnAirtax 3
3. howie115 3
4. D2Moo 2
4. kmvenne 2
4. Tarheel_rockman 2
4. theriverrock 2
5. jruss445 1
5. momluvsfootball 1
5. Michigan P 1
5. superkai 1
5. wetookthebait 1
5. Train Derailer 1
5. BuccinGator 1
5. Gomexican 1
5. ktopp24 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Oct 21, 2006
Posted on: September 15, 2009 10:28 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Power pairings!

#1 Its the retired Wonder Woman and Batman making one last debut to try to save the Raiders. This may be, check that, is the toughest battle they have ever done!

#2 I would complain too if i had to sit next to a guy who thinks he knows somnetihng about baseball.

#3 I dare someone to throw ice at them and see who reacts first.

#4 Umm was i am sorry i got a little distracted.

#5. Wander what pervert did this.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: September 15, 2009 10:18 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Power pairings!

4 - "Work work work, work work work, work work work.  Hello boys.  Have a good night's rest?  I missed you.""Sorry, but affairs of the state must take precedence over, uh, the affairs of the state."
Great Mel Brooks Blazing Saddle reference, Yanks.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: September 15, 2009 10:10 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Power pairings!

5. In Chris Hanson's latest installment of To Catch a Predator, he explores the dark, dangerous world of effiphiliacs who solicit statues suffering from debilitating oxidation.Ding ding ding ding.  Winner!!!  Freakin Hilarious, BigBlu.  May as well just hand you the September trophy right now.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: September 15, 2009 10:08 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Power pairings!

Trying to sneak mine in here before the deadline.  Apologize if I plagarize.

1) It's Brian Knobbs and Jerry Saggs in a Nasty Boys reunion.

2) Jack's thinking to himself, "You know, Joy just doesn't live up to her name.  Now Kelly Ripa..."

3) Notice the "Other Guy's" promoter is off camera trying to knock Pacquiao off the chair and injure him before the fight.  Heck, it's the only strategy that'll win.

4) Sorry.  Can't come up with one for this.  I'm like a deer in the headlights...

5) Off camera are Michaelangelo's Nude "See No Evil" and "Speak No Evil."



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: September 15, 2009 9:44 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Power pairings!

1) Who knew the surgeon general would start a war on metal detectors.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: September 15, 2009 9:14 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Power pairings!

1. It's really pathetic that the Raider fans are 5 times scarier than the team itself.

Better.





Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: September 15, 2009 9:12 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Power pairings!

1. It's really pathetic that the Raider fans are 5 time scarier than the team itself.

2.  Apparently, someone dug up a couple of old fossils at the stadium.

3.  Unusual to see three fighters getting along so well before a bout.

4.  You know, she should really go see someone about that rash beginning on the right one towards the sternum.  Hey, I'm someone.

5.  Judging by the smile, I'd say both of these gals are about as rigid as each other.



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: September 15, 2009 6:42 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Power pairings!

I didnt get a HAH-RUMPH out of that guy.

Give the Governor a Hah-RUMPH!

"HAHRUMPH!"


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