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Photo Caption Contest: Wardrobe malfunction

Posted on: September 16, 2009 12:08 pm
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September Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 13
2. Mister Peabody 4
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4. theriverrock 2
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March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
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July Winner: theriverrock
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2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: September 16, 2009 3:46 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Wardrobe malfunction

Joe is running a contest in the NFL section of Sportsline everyone should look at.  At the end of Prisco's and Clark's NFL Faceoff is a blue Sept. 16.  That links you to the community faceoff.  I agreed to be one of the participants.  Go take a look and vote for the best comments whether it be mine or my opponents.  Your support would be greatly appreciated.  Thanks!!

Since: Sep 16, 2009
Posted on: September 16, 2009 3:46 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Wardrobe malfunction


Picture 5 - "Unfortunately for David, the only helmet he could find was the one for the new apple in center field"

Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: September 16, 2009 3:40 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Wardrobe malfunction

1.  Roger concentrated so hard on his opponent, he forgot his jacket had a new contraption on it called a zipper.  It would have made life easier. 

2.  Twin sons of different mothers.

3.  Someone saw Anchorman one too many times.

4.  Jose can you see?

5.  David hated misplacing his own helmet and having to use Gary Sheffield's.

Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: September 16, 2009 3:14 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Wardrobe malfunction

Being busy is lame. I'll get a day in today and hope I find some more time heading forward this month.

1) Disagreeing with the timing of a line challenge is one thing, but telling the chair to get him some tee pee for his bunghole, that's over the line.

2) Fox's new show 09 Brothers promises to be "360% funnier then 2 1/2 Men"

3) I'm Bill Curtis, and I'm here to challenge the Mets to see who can rack up losses the fastest, on the internet! With my AT&T wireless card, I can make defensive blunders faster, I can not pitch out of the 3rd inning faster, I can even order more mismatching clothing faster!

4) Luchadores from Mexico are eagerily crossing the border these days, after hearing about universal health care, and embracing their new culture. No more waiting in long lines to get treatment for your plancha, suicide dive, or shooting star press injuries! Who wouldn't be excited to be in the USA?

5) Something about the Mets wearing a giant retard helmet seems just right these days.

Since: Mar 26, 2009
Posted on: September 16, 2009 2:47 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Wardrobe malfunction

4) Everything looks cooler through a fisheye lens...except this guy.

Since: Aug 29, 2006
Posted on: September 16, 2009 1:28 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Wardrobe malfunction

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas quotes:

1. "The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride."
2. "Sounds like big trouble. You're going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of L.A. for at least 48 hours. Blows my weekend."
3. "Those of us that had been up all night were in no mood for coffee and donuts, we wanted strong drink. We were, after all, the absolute cream of the national sporting press."
4. "Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor skills. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it. You approach the turnstiles and know that when you get there, you have to give the man two dollars or he won't let you inside. But when you get there, everything goes wrong. Some angry rotarian shoves you and you think "What's happening here? What's going on?" And you hear yourself mumbling..."
5. "You brainless scumbag, you're supposed in Vegas covering the National District Attorney's Conference, I rented a suite at the Flamingo. Everything has been arranged. Now, what are you doing out in the middle of the desert?"

Since: Jan 9, 2008
Posted on: September 16, 2009 1:23 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Wardrobe malfunction

News from the CWF (Cheapskate Wrestling Federation):

1.  Mongrel shows off his patented shirt hold move.

2.  The Brothers tag-team work on their latest move - the back turn.

3.  Jerry Springer was recently brought in to report on the CWF, but many feel he is not taking the job seriously.
4.  Having a rough time in the ring, Captain Sparrow supplements his income with a part-time job.

5.  Midgets are widely used throught he CWF, though most use some form of protective equipment.

Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: September 16, 2009 1:15 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Wardrobe malfunction

1. Having first lost the US Open, and then failed to put on his jacket post match, Roger Federer has checked into an Asylum in order to get some much needed rest.

2. The Coen Brothers prepare to start filming on the set of their next film: A Serious Manning Burress

3. Most people go wasit down casual when they are teleconferencing from home, not in front of 83,000 people.

4. Nacho Libre celebrates his new American Citizenship status attained after having lost 230 pounds as part of America's weight loss program.

5. We are glad to report that the swelling in David Wrights brain has subsided.

Since: Aug 29, 2006
Posted on: September 16, 2009 1:08 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Wardrobe malfunction

4. Fear and Loathing American stadium near you.

"There he goes.  One of God's own prototypes.  A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production.  Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

Since: Nov 1, 2006
Posted on: September 16, 2009 1:06 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Wardrobe malfunction

1.  That was a fast final set - which way did the "Hare" Del Porto go.   &nb

2.  This is Larry and my other brother Larry

3.  Is my hair okay?   I do not want to look bad on TV.

4.  Nacho Flagbearer

5.  Everyone said he would get a big head playing in New York.

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