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Photo Caption Contest: Wardrobe malfunction

Posted on: September 16, 2009 12:08 pm
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September Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 13
2. Mister Peabody 4
2. v-man89 4
2. Dman 4
3. EagleMtnAirtax 3
3. howie115 3
4. D2Moo 2
4. kmvenne 2
4. Tarheel_rockman 2
4. theriverrock 2
5. jruss445 1
5. momluvsfootball 1
5. Michigan P 1
5. superkai 1
5. wetookthebait 1
5. Train Derailer 1
5. BuccinGator 1
5. Gomexican 1
5. ktopp24 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: September 16, 2009 12:39 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Wardrobe malfunction

3. You have to come prepared when you work alongside a color commentator with serious bladder control problems. 

Since: Nov 25, 2006
Posted on: September 16, 2009 12:33 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Wardrobe malfunction

#5  David Wright waits for his casting call as he auditions for the role of Dark Helmet in "SpaceBalls 2: The Sequel".

"So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing Jose Reyes would have on his luggage!"

Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: September 16, 2009 12:28 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Wardrobe malfunction

1. Roger Federer. Tennis player. Champion. Searching for a way to tap into the hidden strengths that all athletes have. Then, an accidental overdose of Gillette aftershave and Evian water interacts with fibers from his personalized Nike Cardigan. And now, when Roger Federer disagrees with an umpires call or loses a grand slam title match, a startling metamorphasis occurs... The creature is driven by rage, and pursued by a jealous adversary  - "Mr. Roddick, don't make me angry... you wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: September 16, 2009 12:11 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Wardrobe malfunction

5. Apparently, David Wright has been seeing a shrink...

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