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Photo Caption Contest: Obama-Wan Kenobi

Posted on: September 17, 2009 10:54 am
 
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September Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 14
2. Dman 6
3. Mister Peabody 4
3. v-man89 4
4. EagleMtnAirtax 3
4. howie115 3
4. kmvenne 3
5. D2Moo 2
5. Tarheel_rockman 2
5. theriverrock 2
6. MichiganP 2
6. jruss445 1
6. momluvsfootball 1
6. superkai 1
6. scott00049 1
6. wetookthebait 1
6. Train Derailer 1
6. BuccinGator 1
6. Gomexican 1
6. ktopp24 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne
How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Mar 26, 2009
Posted on: September 17, 2009 2:17 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama-Wan Kenobi

3) Obama thought bubble: "You know who would really enjoy this? Clinton!  Hey, where is Hillary anyway?"



Since: Nov 25, 2006
Posted on: September 17, 2009 2:14 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama-Wan Kenobi

2) Roy Willaims likes to play with the lights and tell ghost stories at the ACC basketball pre-season media day. Reporters line up to hear the classic one about "He was a 7 feet ghoul, couldn't walk without tripping over his own two feet, they called this abomination Eric Montross....and he's RIGHT BEHIND YOU! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
KMvenne....that is pretty good...I thought that guy looked like Roy Williams myself... I was trying to come up with something along the lines of "Roy Williams could never escape the shadow of Dean Smith at NC, so he was announcing his return to Kansas."  Or something like that, but I couldn't come up with the verbiage to make it humorous...

Good one.Laughing


Farmer_Ted
Since: Sep 15, 2008
Posted on: September 17, 2009 1:38 pm
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Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: September 17, 2009 1:25 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama-Wan Kenobi

1) Obama wields his Jedi weapon of choice, proclaiming that in the future, all government health care death panels will use the lightsaber as the preferred method of execution.

2) Roy Willaims likes to play with the lights and tell ghost stories at the ACC basketball pre-season media day. Reporters line up to hear the classic one about "He was a 7 feet ghoul, couldn't walk without tripping over his own two feet, they called this abomination Eric Montross....and he's RIGHT BEHIND YOU! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

3) Obama checks out the latest crop of 9 year old gymnysts that we wlll say are 16 to compete with China at the next Olympic games. Said Obama "Hey, if anyone knows how to fdge a birth certificate for personal gain, it's this guy right here!" while pointing both of his thumbs inward.

4) "Kick & Read" was way more successful then the "Read while Kicking" program, which consistantly resulted in nerds like the one on stage getting the spine of a book kicked right into their noses.

5) Michelle: Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit....If I wanted to see a crackhead convulse on some cardboard for some Thunderbird money, I would have kept your butt in Chicago doing that community orginizer bullmess. Now get this fool off my big ol lawn and get inside, Barack!



Since: Sep 14, 2009
Posted on: September 17, 2009 1:22 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama-Wan Kenobi

1. Desperate to cut back on military spending, Obama unveils the new line of standard issue weaponry.... from Hasbro.



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: September 17, 2009 12:41 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama-Wan Kenobi

3. In 2011, Obama hosts a Celebration on the White House lawn to commemorate the 1-year anniversary of passing his Nationalized health care Bill. Unfortunately, the festivities are marred when 11-year old Angelina falls from the balance beam and breaks both of her ankles. A calm, collected Obama reassures her that the ambulance will arrive in only a few weeks, and that doctors should be able to have her in and out of rehab in time for her college graduation.



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: September 17, 2009 12:34 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama-Wan Kenobi

5. As a good faith gesture, Republican Senators sent an modern dance troupe to the white house for Obama's birthday to entertain the first family with their interpretive rendition of "how an inexperienced junior senator with no executive experience falls ass-backwards into the presidency".



Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: September 17, 2009 12:28 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama-Wan Kenobi

1. Back of Kids Shirt Reads: I went to Washington to meet the President and all I got was this dumb shirt about Chicago.



Since: Aug 29, 2006
Posted on: September 17, 2009 12:27 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama-Wan Kenobi

4. At the "Clear Plastic Mask Wearers Conference” (CPMWC), attendees were delighted to see Richard Hamilton go on stage to play a little guitar.



Since: Nov 25, 2006
Posted on: September 17, 2009 12:19 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama-Wan Kenobi

#1 - Kid- "oooouuuucccchhh...why'd you hit me???"
      
; Obama- "because you weren't thinking with your dipstick Jimmy."  Runs away.


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