Play Fantasy The Most Award Winning Fantasy game with real time scoring, top expert analysis, custom settings, and more. Play Now
Blog Entry

Photo Caption Contest: That's not cool...

Posted on: September 21, 2009 11:11 am
 
Picture 1




Picture 2




























Picture 3






































Picture 4






























Picture 5






















September Scoreboard

1. BigBluMasochist 14
2. Dman 6
3. v-man89 5
4. Mister Peabody 4
4. kmvenne 4
5. EagleMtnAirtax 3
5. howie115 3
6. D2Moo 2
6. Tarheel_rockman 2
6. scott00049 2
6. theriverrock 2
6. MichiganP 2
7. jruss445 1
7. dtownkingpin 1
7. EagleMtnAirtax 1
7. Koufax32 1
7. momluvsfootball 1
7. superkai 1
7. wetookthebait 1
7. Train Derailer 1
7. BuccinGator 1
7. Gomexican 1
7. ktopp24 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Sep 23, 2009
Posted on: September 24, 2009 9:47 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: That's not cool...

1. Wait til they see me drive up in this!  No doubt I will win my first backyard wrestling match.

2.  So glad we came to the Rangers game today... you think George Bush sees us?

3. You know, the bigger the bike, the bigger the... wait am I wearing a dress?  Yah, I am he-he

4. Ah-hah! here come the ladies!

5. The Johnsons' work hard to exercise the white out of their sister Danika.

 

 




Since: Dec 21, 2006
Posted on: September 22, 2009 10:48 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: That's not cool...

shit, shit, shit shit, shit, shit shit, shit, shit shit, shit, shit shit, shit, shit test



Since: Dec 21, 2006
Posted on: September 22, 2009 10:46 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: That's not cool...

shit, shit test



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: September 22, 2009 1:37 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: That's not cool...

Wow... Damn fine day BigBlu!

Meat Supply
1. This picture is a prime example of why drag races have been outlawed.

BigBluMasochist
2. Democrats will once again be circling the wagons after this video was released of house speaker Nancy Pelosi attending a White Supremacist party meeting.

EagleMtnAirtax
3. Originally older brother Reuchlin Wright was to have helped in the bicycle and airplane business, unfortunately his earliest work (seen here) led to his untimely demise.

BigBluMasochist
4. Ollie the ogler has been arrested 127 times for trespassing & voyeurism, and he's convinced it's for one of two reasons - either he's successful at remaining inconspicuous... or he has a complete misunderstanding of the term "inconspicuous".

BigBluMasochist
5. Grandma always said she liked her coffee like her men - we just didn't realize she drank three cups at the same time.



BigBluMasochist
As you might have guessed, I've got the Beatles Rock Band bug. How about a visual portait accompaniment to the Beatles classic...
LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS

1) "Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly... A girl with kaleidoscope eyes."
2) "Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies. Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers..."
3) "Cellophane flowers of yellow and green, Towering over your head."
4) "Picture yourself on a train in a station, with plasticine porters with looking glass ties."
5) "Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes, and she's gone..."

September Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 18
2. Dman 6
3. v-man89 5
4. Mister Peabody 4
4. kmvenne 4
4. EagleMtnAirtax 4
5. howie115 3
6. D2Moo 2
6. Tarheel_rockman 2
6. scott00049 2
6. theriverrock 2
6. MichiganP 2
7. jruss445 1
7. dtownkingpin 1
7. Meat Supply 1
7. EagleMtnAirtax 1
7. Koufax32 1
7. momluvsfootball 1
7. superkai 1
7. wetookthebait 1
7. Train Derailer 1
7. BuccinGator 1
7. Gomexican 1
7. ktopp24 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: September 22, 2009 1:08 am
This comment has been removed.

Post Deleted by Administrator




Since: Sep 19, 2009
Posted on: September 22, 2009 12:39 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: That's not cool...

1. Boy , its going to be a busy day with the New age ironman contest. I don't know which part is harder the Alice Cooper look a like contest , 80's style wresteling matches or the cycling race.

2. Hile Ronaldo !!

3. Go go gadget bicycle.

4. Wait till Ronald gets aload of me.

5. No mean No. Well ok maybe just once. 



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: September 21, 2009 10:25 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: That's not cool...

Really... that's disgraceful. It's not even a swear word. Obviously, it's a terrible group of people, but it's no different than the words "Communist" or "murderers". What a joke.


Yeah really what's with Sportsline?  You'd think this was Germany or ESPN...



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: September 21, 2009 10:07 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: That's not cool...

As you might have guessed, I've got the Beatles Rock Band bug. How about a visual portait accompaniment to the Beatles classic...
LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS

1) "Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly... A girl with kaleidoscope eyes."

2) "Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies. Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers..."

3) "Cellophane flowers of yellow and green, Towering over your head."

4) "Picture yourself on a train in a station, with plasticine porters with looking glass ties."

5) "Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes, and she's gone..."




Since: Dec 11, 2008
Posted on: September 21, 2009 9:38 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: That's not cool...

3. I tell girls that i drive a 4-wheeler



Since: Aug 25, 2009
Posted on: September 21, 2009 9:06 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest This will make you laugh!!

1.Ok if you are say'in I don't look cool first read my glasses but then take a look at my awesome tricked out bike, by the way I am going of one of  Travis Pastronas jumps in this out fit and bike!
2.Wave to the camera please!
3.If I am not in a world record book or something then strike me with lightening!!
4.Hey look I can see Big Ben Rothesberger losing again, ohhh no wait thats Big Ben the sky Scraper! GO GIANTS!!!
5.I honestly don't have a clue wwhat that picture is or why its so great??????


The views expressed in this blog are solely those of the author and do not reflect the views of CBS Sports or CBSSports.com