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Photo Caption Contest: Return to glory!

Posted on: October 6, 2009 10:02 am
Edited on: October 6, 2009 10:04 am
 

Of course, I'm talking about Brett Favre, but the fact that I returned from vacation today shouldn't be lost on anyone. Wink



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How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Feb 3, 2007
Posted on: October 14, 2009 8:28 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Return to glory!

1a) "No, no, no, I know its crazy but the R goes after the V."

1b) "Yeah you love him now but wait another fifteen years when he's playing for the Bears!"

1c) "Okay Norseman, for the last time, you get three points for a field goal and two points, two, for a safety. Got it?"

1d) "And then in Act 3, Scene 1, Hamlet asks, "To be, or not to be, that is the question. Man, I'll tell you it just blew me away!"

1e) "Mmm doggies, this Cheesehead fella sure has a purdy mouth."

 

2) "Sh... sh... sharks?

3) Unable to participate in any sports because of their abnormally large heads, Marty and Cecil where just pleased as punch to be included on a pit crew.

4) Known as "The Human Crotch Rocket", Agosto Gallo Cappello checks his package after a misfire.

5) Flying high in First Class: $2400.00

Top of the Line Blue Ray DVD player: $1500.00

Watching "Big Momma's House 2" for the fourth time: Priceless

 




Since: Sep 8, 2008
Posted on: October 13, 2009 8:55 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Return to glory!

Picture 3 Obama vs Brett Hull The Battle of America's true hero



Since: Mar 24, 2008
Posted on: October 7, 2009 8:04 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Return to glory!

Picture 1- OK, So you're saying he's been on TWO other teams since he wore this??

Picture 2- OH MY GOD!, They put real sharks in there!

Picture 3- Who's gonna win this race?.......This guy!, that's who.

Picture 4- Are you sure theyr're suppose to be down there??

Picture 5- SHHHH.......he's buyin.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: October 7, 2009 2:01 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Return to glory!

Six already on the scoreboard in October! Welcome back, everyone. :)


BigBluMasochist
1. After the bigger, more intimidating Vikings fan asked the cheesehead where the rest of his "flea-bitten, cheese sucking inbred" friends were, the green Bay fan had no comeback except to respond, "Umm, over there..."

D2Moo
2.  When John was told wearing a cap would improve his times, he was unaware that a fedora wasn't exactly what his coach had in mind.

Jellydonut
3.  Last year's Nascar accident almost killing two drivers was awful, but the first of their kind operations was a tremendous success.  Even their best friends say these prosthetic heads look so much like the originals, right down to their high cheek bones and broad smiles, they can hardly tell the difference.  

skinsinsk
4) World's worst glory hole.

BuccinGator
5) Tonight on "NBA's Bloopers and Practical Jokes," watch as Aaron Afflalo gets a sleeping Kenyon Martin by putting an Indigo Girls CD into his player.



howie115
"How I Spent My Vacation"
By Shuless Joe

#1 -- Stopped by a wine & cheese festival in Hermantown, MN.  Got into a heated discussion with a local about the superiority of Wisconsin Cheddar over Mankato Meunster.
#2 -- On the cruise ship, the wife wanted to go ballroom dancing on Deck 4, while I couldn't wait to hit the pool on Deck 7.  So we decided to combine the two activities.  Never again!
#3 -- Took in the Richard Petty experience at Lowe's Motor Speedway in Charlotte.  They gave me a pill for motion sickness, but didn't alert me to the side effects.  This is what my driver and pit man looked like after three laps!
#4 -- The wife talked me into yoga at the resort.  Bad idea!
#5 -- Ahh, the plane ride home.  I was exhausted.  Tried to catch some Z's, but this dude next to me was constantly waking me up and asking me to pull his finger.


October Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 1
1. D2Moo 1
1. Jellydonut 1
1. skinsinsk 1
1. BuccinGator 1
1. howie115 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: October 6, 2009 11:20 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Return to glory!

Five types of people to avoid in life.

1.  Those who just can't accept change.  Also avoid folks who like to cut the cheese.

2.  Those people who put fashion above all else.

3.  Those in life with inflated egos because of what they do for a living.

4.  Those men whose sole mission in life is to invent clever ways to scratch their nuts in public.

5.  Those snarky morons who won't leave you alone on an airplane. 



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: October 6, 2009 11:10 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Return to glory!

Oops, I shouldn't sleep and type at the same time.

2.  Sopranos' themed swim meets become all the rage in New Jersey.

Although meats might be more accurate.

4.  Danny had an unsusal method of training for a new hockey season.  He would just lay in the empty arena until they came out to put the ice down on the rink.

5.  Where's Barbara Billingsley when you need her?



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: October 6, 2009 10:32 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Return to glory!

Welcome back Joe.  Glad you had fun.

1.  Hey, you can't be my doppleganger, you don't have any cheese on your head.  And what's with the purple #4 jersey?

2.  When John was told wearing a cap would improve his times, he was unaware that a fedora wasn't exactly what his coach had in mind.

2.  Sopranos' themed swim meats become all the rage in New Jersey.

3.  Well, that confirms the old stereotype that F-1 drivers have inflated egos and now also heads to match.

4.  Danny had an unsusal method of training for a new hockey season.  He would just lay in the empty training arena until they came out to turn on the fans.




Since: Aug 29, 2007
Posted on: October 6, 2009 8:59 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Return to glory!

2. "I froze off my lucky charms! I froze off my lucky charms!!!!"



Since: Aug 29, 2007
Posted on: October 6, 2009 8:57 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Return to glory!

1. Packer Fans, "I know it was you man, you have that look, I'm not going to ask you again! Where is my cheesehead hat? If you don't tell me where it is, you see these two fingers?



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: October 6, 2009 8:45 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Return to glory!

#5 - Everybody hated it when J.R. tried to re-enact the Justin Timberlake "C*ck in the box" skit. Especially since he used such a small box.


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