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Photo Caption Contest: Super hot & Super not

Posted on: October 13, 2009 9:49 am
 
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1. D2Moo 4
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3. PheasantPlucker 2
3. howie115 2
3. ktopp24 2
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January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
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August Winner: theriverrock
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2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Feb 3, 2007
Posted on: October 14, 2009 4:44 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Super hot & Super not

1) As she stood at the Billy Graham Revival, Suzy Saddleman wondered why, when even as hot she was, she never seemed to be able to get a date.

2) "Jake you can't come with me, your looker room is over there." "Over there?" "Yeah Jake, over there, oh, and I'm sorry about ringing your bell." "Over there?" "Yeah Jake, just follow that guy in the Panther suit." "Over there?" "Yeah Jake." 

3) In Tehran, after her father saw her on CNN, when BAnou Alizadeh Zardooz got home she found she was in much more trouble for discarding her scarf than for demonstrating against the corrupt government run elections.

4) Life has been hard on the Everly Brothers, but the music plays on. 

5) After hours of preparation, spending fifty dollars on caps and sixty to get his face painted, Daryle went into shock when the Packers and Vikings took the field.




Since: Sep 8, 2008
Posted on: October 14, 2009 4:06 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Super hot & Super not

1.  After months of hormone therapy and a successful surgery, Superman now prefers to be called Transgendered SuperPerson.
2. "Hey, Jason, is that monkey off my back?  He's about yay tall, looks and acts just like John Fox."
    or
2.  "Have you seen my ability to play quarterback?  I think I left it in 2005."
3.  Kicking off Racine Motorway's new policy of giving all female fans a card accurately describing their level of attractiveness, Amanda happily poses with her "Hot" card.  Not pictured:  the Butterface, Mullet-tastic, GILF, and Not-Even-With-Someone-Else's-Driveshaft Cards.
4.  Upon forgetting the rest of the words to the National Anthem, a panicky Kevin Bacon breaks into an impromptu version of Footloose.
5.  Introducing cbssports.com new Interactive Facial Drive Chart.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: October 14, 2009 2:46 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Super hot & Super not

Tons of good ones again today... "If you know what I mean" and "Hot T. Jones" were probably the closest misses. Nice work!


River_Rat
1.  Today the Giants were fined by the NFL for hiring Supergirl and her X-ray vision to steal opposing teams plays.  Bill Belichick was quote as saying, "Damn, why didn't I think of that".

SaratogaRick
2.  "Hey man, my car's out back if you want to car pool to the UFL tryouts"

EagleMtnAirtax
3. Stoplights in heaven.

Mister Peabody
4.  "Oooooh say can you see, Tremors is out on DVD, not just the first one, but also number 2 and number 3...."

PheasantPlucker
#5.  Torn between two loves
     Feeling like a fool
     Loving you both
     Is breaking all the rules!



D2Moo
It's time once again for that fun time game show Straight or Bi.  


October Scoreboard
1. D2Moo 5
2. BigBluMasochist 4
3. theriverrock 3
3. PheasantPlucker 3
4. BuccinGator 2
4. skinsinsk 2
4. howie115 2
4. ktopp24 2
4. SaratogaRick 2
5. EagleMtnAirTax 1
5. Mister Peabody 1
5. River_Rat 1
5. momluvsfootball 1
5. Jellydonut 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: October 13, 2009 10:26 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Super hot & Super not

It's time once again for that fun time game show Straight or Bi.  Here is our esteemed panel for tonight,

From American Idol...Randy Jackson
From the Ellen DeGeneres show...Ellen.
From King of the Hill...Jeff Boomhauer.

Okay panel, here are tonights pictures:

1.  Randy:  Dawg, she's got to be straight, got to be.
     Ellen:  I'll take hopefully bi, maybe, for 100 Alex.  Ooops wrong show isn't it
     Boomhauer:  Goldnangshebetterbestraightwhatawas

tethatwoldbeunleesheandmyexgirlfrie

nscould..........sorry.

Ths answer is straight, as straight as her hair.  5 each for Randy and Jeff.

2.  Ellen:  They're football players.  They touch each others butts, dog pile on one another, and alway have to huddle up on every play.  I'd be surprised if bi was all they were.
    Boomhauer:W
hatkindofunamerican
answerwasthattheyrequartebacksnadth

eygetallthegirlssotheymustbestraigh

tbuttheydontplayforthecowboysortexa

nsthoughsowhogivesarartsbehind
    Randy: 
; The brother has to be straight dog.  Like he gets all these women so he can't be a switch hitter.

The answer is who cares.  Their teams are hooorrrrible.  Jeff now with 10 and the lead.

3.  Boomhauer: Dontcarewhatsheisshehasahotpassanda

greenflagandeverymalewholovesracing

wantsherifyouknowwhatimean.
     Randy:  She's cute but the green flag just doesn't do it for me for some reason.  I'll say staight dawg.
     Ellen:  She's pretty.  I wan't her...oh..on my show, yeah, to interview her.  It would be the breast...er..best one in a long time.

She is fluent in English and Spanish so Ellen scores here so to speak.  She's bi, just not the way Ellen wants her to be.

4.  Randy:  White and for Philly.  Us Dodger fans gotta go with double dog bi.
     Ellen:  Doesn't do anything for me.  Hey Isn't that Kevin Bacon?  
    Boonhauer:&
nbsp; KevinBaconcantsingtosave
hisski
nnybuttsoitdoesnmeanordoanythingfor

measwellheckIcansingbetteraslongasi

tsdolgonolsbluegrass. 

Score to Boomhauer on this one.  They can kiss ours as well too.  5 to Randy as well.  they may or not be bi, but since this is our game show, they're whatever we want them to be for now.

5.  Ellen:  Bi at best, loser at worst.  At least pick one good team to do that with.  Not two losers, who aren't even lovable.
   Boomhauer: S
awaguydothatonceinTexasataCow
boys/Texansgameandtheystrunaropeand

theyhunghimbytheprivatesforthreequa

rterssangsopranoforweeksifyoucatchm

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     Randy
:  Redskins and Panthers, man bi all the way dawg.

The answer is bi, but in this case bi-polar.  All contestants score 5 on this one.

The winner tonight...Sportsline Caption Contest participants.  Great job today everyone.  Oh, and Boomhauer with 20 points.

Boomhauer: Goldangthoughtyouwe
regoingtofo
rgetmeonthisonenowwheresmyprize.&nb
sp;NoprizeohwellIknewInevershould
havedonethisgameyoubuncofcheapbasta

rds.



Since: Jan 10, 2008
Posted on: October 13, 2009 8:58 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Super hot & Super not

1) The boys weren't about to look again.  It appeared Stella not only confused them with the Catwoman/Supergirl combo outfit, but she also sported a curious bulge...not shown.

2)  There's a lady in a Superman outfit over there on the railing sporting a curious bulge.

3)  Green flag, I think, signals a clear track to race on, or in this case a race for a one track mind.

4)  What the... dude, it's the National Anthem, and it doesn't begin with "you never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips!"

5)  Go ahead, man.  Turn that key in my ear. 



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: October 13, 2009 6:48 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Super hot & Super not

Miss me?

On a side note, never help your father keep records for a new business venture unless you hate free time and love talking on a cell phone...I miss free time.

1) I heard you shouldn't tug on Superman's cape, but never in my wildest dreams did I imagine you could get hit for a sexual battery charge for doing so.

2) Hey, maybe if we get Derek Anderson, Jamarcus Russell, and Marc Bulger to change their numbers to 17 and join us, we can combine our power rings like in those Captian Planet cartoons. But instead, we'd form Ryan Leaf.

3) Lonely? Single? Miss the 80's? Well, start your internet engines and GO GO GO to flockofseagullshairdoharmonymatch.c

om, and meet like-haired singles in your area!

4) After a night full of Jagermeister, cocaine, and 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon, somehow the Phillies signed Kevin Bacon not only to sing the national anthem, but also to close the clinching game 4 while wearing a Brad Lidge jersey.

5) Not suprisingly, this man also campaigned for Alan Keyes, was the producer of The Magic Hour, and helped launch New Coke.




Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: October 13, 2009 5:34 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Super hot & Super not

3) Taco Bell advertisement, take nine, aaaaaand ACTION!  Black dress.  Black scarf.  Hey...where the bleep is the Black Taco?  Cut!



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: October 13, 2009 5:31 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Super hot & Super not

4) Kevin unveils his new karaoke game, "The Six Octaves of Kevin Bacon."



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: October 13, 2009 5:27 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Super hot & Super not

1) Maria, the girl with the pink digital camera, can't wait to show her friends at school her proof that Super Girl is indeed real, and a Giants fan. Her dreams come crashing down, though, as somebody points out the Six Flags logo on Super Girl's left sleeve.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: October 13, 2009 5:22 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Super hot & Super not

3) You know, if she didn't turn out to look like this, her parents would have looked really, REALLY dumb for naming her Hot T. Jones.


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